Thank you, my lovely hateful fans in Rightwingnuttia
I really am flattered by your obsession with me, and even though they tell us to ignore crazy people yelling on street corners, you know, avoid eye contact .. I just have to show my appreciation to you paragons of objectivity, truth and class -- pause here for uncontrollable laughter, wiping tears from eyes -- just this once.
These hateful BlogHi rightie attacks on me ARE hilarious. Like a SNL satire skit .. only not as witty. But hey, you have to work with the hate speech wit you have, not the hate speech wit you wish you had.
Anyway, I do laugh at your sophomoric juvenile taunts, your endless capacity for self-parody really makes my day. AND drives my readership up nicely. I rarely have time to look in at our blog home page, but when my number of 'hits' goes up, I know that Bush's little colon polyps must be calling me names.
Thank you, thank you .. I'll get my message out any way I can.
These haters ARE the Republican base folks, and this is precisely why the Republicans don't dare do a YouTube debate in which their base has any sort of say -- it would hand the presidential election to the Democrats so fast it would make your head spin.
Just like that time Pat Buchanan's Republican-pleasing froth-at-the-mouth speech at the 1992 Republican National Convention guaranteed that Bill Clinton would be our next president.
Once again, the wingnutosphere's accusing Democrats of bad behavior is like Hitler accusing Churchill of war crimes.
Or Hot Tub Tom DeLay condemning Bill Clinton's morality.
Or Republican Newt Gingrich hounding his Democratic predecessor out of the Speaker's job and the House over a $50,000 book deal -- even as he himself was making a $4 million book deal with Rupert Murdoch in exchange for the legislation that made FOX News possible.
The irony, as well as the hypocrisy, is staggering.
So, before you Hateful Losers burst into spiteful flames of spontaneous human combustion .. allow me to thank you for all the attention.
I could easily slice you into buffoon mignon .. but it would serve no purpose other than for my own amusement. It is beneath me.
This is the last time I will acknowledge your presence.
