A joke making the rounds
Three surgeons were having a conversation:
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert
pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8
months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of
England."
pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8
months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of
England."
The 2nd surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms
and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he
won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he
won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The 3rd surgeon said, You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on
into a train traveling at 80 miles per hour. All I had left to
work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president
of the United States.
cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on
into a train traveling at 80 miles per hour. All I had left to
work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president
of the United States.
