I thought dildos were illegal in Alabama
You know, around here when a redneck wants to get "lucky" he just goes down to the local honky-tonk on a Saturday night, waits until some woman gets drunk and falls off a barstool, goes over and tells her her hair looks nice, then takes her home for the night.
Life would be a lot less complicated for the Republicans if some of those sanctimonious religious Righties would do the same thing. Who could have predicted that the word "Republican" would become synonymous with "bizarre sexual escapades"?
Because it's all coming out now about that Alabama minister who died breaking almost every rule of Leviticus, and some God hadn’t even thought of yet!
The Smoking Gun has new details from the case of Reverend Gary Michael Aldridge -- once worked for Jerry Falwell and pastor of the Thorington Road Baptist Church -- who was found dead from "accidental mechanical asphyxia" ... hogtied, and wearing two complete wet suits, a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, a head mask and a condom-covered dildo found in his nether regions.
What? No ball gag or nipple clamps? Amateur!
Talk about your Safe Sex ... he sure had enough rubber on him. Maybe he was just getting his Creature of the Black Lagoon costume ready for Halloween.
The condom on the dildo was a nice touch ... maybe it's an evangelical requirement.
"We will begin the healing process under the strong arm of our Savior, Jesus Christ," church officials say.
He was found about 10 am by a member of his church who became concerned after he failed to show up for church services.
I'll bet the look on that guy's face was priceless.
