Ann Colter wants to "fix" those pesky Jews
We all know that she's the most attention starved human on the planet, but who knew that writer Ann Coulter was such a Christian? We all know she's a freaking nut case, so far to the right of moderate that she makes Newt Gingrich look like a peacenik hippie, but a Christian?
Let me see now, Christian Ann Coulter has called Democratic Presidential candidates "f*ggots" and said she hopes they’ll be victims of a terrorist attack ... has said she'd like to drop "daisy cutter bombs" at random throughout the Middle East ... has said 9/11 widows who seek the truth about 9/11 are "broads trying to get mileage out of their husband’s deaths" ... has said Al Gore is "certifiably insane" for making his film, "An Inconvenient Truth" ... and Liberals “hate America” ... and ...on and on.
So in that predictable but inimitable Ann Coulter way, last Monday night on the CNBC show "The Big Idea" she suggested to host Donny Deutsch that the US would be a better place if there weren’t any Jewish people. She also said that Jews need to "perfect" themselves into Christians:
"It led Deutsch to suggest that surely she couldn’t mean that, and when she insisted she did, he said this sounded "anti-Semitic."
Asked by Deutsch regarding whether she wanted to be like "the head of Iran" and "wipe Israel off the Earth," Coulter stated: "No, we just want Jews to be perfected, as they say … That’s what Christianity is. We believe the Old Testament."[..]"
A transcript:
With Christians like Ann Coulter, who needs radical Islamic fanatics?
The truth is that Coulter has found a shtick that pays her millions. The more outrageous she is, the more books she sells to the angry, lonely, middle-aged white men of America ... along with the Skinheads and the Aryan Nations. This 30-per-cent crowd will always embrace her ... especially when she gets more extreme.
And she hasn't had any attention in weeks ... it's harder and harder to get attention when you are competing with people who are willing to attack and slime disabled children. See here:
Anyway, I'm glad they give her airtime. If Ann Coulter is the face of the Republican party, there'll be a Democratic majority for the next 40 years. She's one of our best arguments for not voting Republican.
Besides, I believe strongly in this thing called the First Amendment. I don't believe in censorship on the right or the left. Censorship is for right-wing nuts. THEY ban books. THEY squelch dissent. THEY believe in censorship and abridging freedom of speech.
So, let Ann talk all she wants. It only makes us look better. Keep talking, Ann!
OR--This is just a parody, like on SNL, and Ann Coulter is playing a character. She is viciously and cleverly mocking today's Republican party.
This country has lost its sense of humor.
I would like a round of applause please, for writing about Ann the Man and not once mentioning her huuuuge Adam's Apple.
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