Mitt’s No J.F.K.
Time for a little MoDo...
By MAUREEN DOWD - NYTimes - December 9, 2007
When I was a kid, we used to drive on the Beltway past the big Mormon temple outside Washington. The spires rose up like a white Oz, and some wag had spray-painted the message on a bridge beneath: "Surrender Dorothy!"
It did seem like an alien world, an impression that was enhanced when we took a tour of the temple and saw all the women wearing white outfits and light pink lipstick.
Of course, it was no more scary than scowling nuns with long rulers preaching about the virgin birth, the Holy Ghost and the hideous fates that would befall girls who wore too much makeup or French-kissed.
You’d think Catholics, who watched with trepidation as J.F.K. battled prejudice, would be sympathetic to Mitt Romney.
But even for those of us in religions that were once considered cults by other religions — my mom and another Catholic girlfriend actually had Southern Protestants ask them to lift up their hair so they could see the mark of the devil or the horns — Mormonism is opaque.
Now in addition to asking candidates about boxers or briefs, we have reporters asking Mitt Romney if he wears The Garment, the sacred one-piece, knee-length underwear with Mormon markings and strict disposal rules.
"I’ll just say those sorts of things I’ll keep private," he told The Atlantic.
....."J.F.K.’s speech was to reassure Americans that he wasn’t a religious fanatic," Mr. Krakauer agreed. "Mitt’s was to tell evangelical Christians, ‘I’m a religious fanatic just like you.’"
The backdrop, he said, is "the wickedly fierce competition between Mormons and Southern evangelicals to convert people."
The world is globalizing, nuclear weapons are proliferating, the Middle East is seething, but Republicans are still arguing the Scopes trial. [...]
