“I don’t have to slow down, I’m with FEMA!”
Crazy old coot...but isn't this what you get for keeping a 74 year old on the payroll?
"Contracted FEMA inspector charged with assault, By Alicia Ebaugh
A Federal Emergency Management Agency housing inspector was arrested this morning after police said he nearly hit a Penford Products employee with his car, then slammed his arm with a golf club.[..]"
Get a load of those gin blossoms on that WC Fields beak!
Boy, after all that's happened in the last few years, the last thing FEMA needs is FEMA bigshots roughing up flood victims.
Who the heck brings golf clubs to a flooded disaster area? Maybe FEMA doesn't mind if some of the inspectors can catch a quick nine on the golf course...should they find one not completely submerged.
And they could always use the golf clubs to fight off muskrats....
