I can't! It's too easy!
Oh, okay...I can't resist.
Remember Sen. Larry Craig, who made headlines when he was busted in a men's room in the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport for disorderly conduct charges from trolling for gay sex?
Well, here's a video clip of him on the Senate yesterday, ranting about how he will not support any energy bill that does not include domestic oil production:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vqANJCATrE
That’s telling 'em Larry! This is a guy who knows what it means to be jerked around by his nozzle.
I just love the swishing at 21-secs when he starts talking about foreigners jerking nozzles.
That’s a pretty narrow stance you're taking there, Larry...and one way to avoid being jerked around by the nozzle is to stabilize yourself with a wide stance.
"I’m sick of getting jerked around by the gas nozzle by them Ay-rabs and I-ranians...I prefer getting jerked around by random business travelers in MN restrooms!"
Okay, I'm through, but I tell ya, it's impossible for Larry NOT to be funny.
If Freud were alive, he’d be on every cable news show for the next two weeks!
In other news, a group of Senate Republicans proposed a constitutional amendment last week -- called the Marriage Protection Amendment -- that would define marriage as consisting "only of the union of a man and a woman."
Guess what Family Values guy is a sponsor of this amendement? Yep, Captain Wide Stance Craig...also his trusty side kick, Diaper Man Vitter, who was entangled in a prostitution scandal last year.
I don't think Republicans understand irony.
