Sooner Be Blue

Mostly politics, a few current events, a squirt of seltzer down yer pants .. a little blog for my rambles and rants.

2008/8/7

See ya at the debates, bitches.

@ 06:55 AM (3 months, 26 days ago)
 
As much as I've enjoyed comedians poking fun at John McCain's ad that uses Paris Hilton to mock Barack Obama, even better is a new video ad where Paris herself takes on McCain.
 
Yep, Paris calls out "that wrinkly white-haired guy" for using her in his campaign video without her permission in a surprisingly humorous video.
 
"He's the oldest celebrity in the world," the video opens. "Like, super old. Old enough to remember when dancing was a sin, and beer was served in a bucket."
 
Paris thanked the "wrinkly white-haired guy" for his endorsement and offered her own energy policy...which actually made sense. McCain is desperately trying to find out who wrote her script....
 
In fact, Paris read that TelePrompter a lot better than McCain does.
 
The girl has actually gained some respect from me. I mean, I realize that it was all totally scripted, but at least she was smart enough to say yes to doing this.
 
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/64ad536a6d
 
McCain is older then Yoda?
 
Damn.
 
I don't think being made to look silly by Paris Hilton has helped McCain...maybe Cindi ought to really consider flashing her goods at the drunk bikers....