Sooner Be Blue

Mostly politics, a few current events, a squirt of seltzer down yer pants .. a little blog for my rambles and rants.

2009/1/31

Aloha Zen

@ 06:25 AM (9 months, 24 days ago)

 

I found this NYTimes article interesting, maybe you will too. It's about the new president's personal style in the White House.

"[..] Although his presidency is barely a week old, some of Mr. Obama’s work habits are already becoming clear. He shows up at the Oval Office shortly before 9 in the morning, roughly two hours later than his early-to-bed, early-to-rise predecessor. Mr. Obama likes to have his workout — weights and cardio — first thing in the morning, at 6:45. (Mr. Bush slipped away to exercise midday.)

He reads several papers, eats breakfast with his family and helps pack his daughters, Malia, 10, and Sasha, 7, off to school before making the 30-second commute downstairs — a definite perk for a man trying to balance work and family life. He eats dinner with his family, then often returns to work; aides have seen him in the Oval Office as late as 10 p.m., reading briefing papers for the next day.

"Even as he is sober about these challenges, I have never seen him happier," Mr. Axelrod said. "The chance to be under the same roof with his kids, essentially to live over the store, to be able to see them whenever he wants, to wake up with them, have breakfast and dinner with them — that has made him a very happy man."

...Under Mr. Bush, punctuality was a virtue. Meetings started early — the former president once locked Secretary of State Colin L. Powell out of the Cabinet Room when Mr. Powell showed up a few minutes late — and ended on time. In the Obama White House, meetings start on time and often finish late.

....So the president issued an informal edict for "business casual" on weekends — and set his own example. He showed up Saturday for a briefing with his chief economic adviser, Lawrence H. Summers, dressed in slacks and a gray sweater over a white buttoned-down shirt. Workers from the Bush White House are shocked.

"I’ll never forget going to work on a Saturday morning, getting called down to the Oval Office because there was something he was mad about," said Dan Bartlett, who was counselor to Mr. Bush. "I had on khakis and a buttoned-down shirt, and I had to stand by the door and get chewed out for about 15 minutes. He wouldn’t even let me cross the threshold."

Mr. Obama has also brought a more relaxed sensibility to his public appearances. David Gergen, an adviser to both Republican and Democratic presidents, said Mr. Obama seemed to exude an "Aloha Zen," a kind of comfortable calm that, Mr. Gergen said, reflects a man who "seems easy going, not so full of himself."

...Like Mr. Bush and other presidents before him, Mr. Obama typically begins his work day with a top-secret intelligence briefing on security threats against the United States. Mr. Bush received the "president’s daily brief" Monday through Saturday; Mr. Obama gets the briefing on Sunday as well.

But sometimes Mr. Obama’s economic briefing, a new addition to the presidential schedule, comes first....

Mr. Obama has also maintained the longstanding presidential tradition of weekly lunches with his vice president. For Mr. Obama, lunch generally means a cheeseburger, chicken or fish in his small dining room off the Oval Office. There is also a new addition to White House cuisine: the refrigerators are stocked with the president’s favorite organic brew: Honest Tea, in Mr. Obama’s preferred flavors of Black Forest Berry and Green Dragon.[..]"

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/29/us/politics/29whitehouse.html?_r=1&hp

 

Sic 'em Claire!

@ 05:35 AM (9 months, 24 days ago)

Keep Gitmo open for them as far as I'm concerned. Sen. Claire McCaskill is pissed and calling for wage caps for execs who accept TARP money...wants them to make no more salary than the President of the United States.
 
Which is great, but better yet, let them have all the bonuses they want if we don't have to pay 4 trillion to make them solvent again.
 
"WASHINGTON (CNN) -- One day after President Obama ripped Wall Street executives for their "shameful" decision to hand out $18 billion in bonuses in 2008, Congress may finally have had enough.
 
An angry U.S. senator introduced legislation Friday to cap compensation for employees of any company that accepts federal bailout money.
 
Under the terms of a bill introduced by Sen. Claire McCaskill, D-Missouri, no employee would be allowed to make more than the president of the United States.
 
Obama's current annual salary is $400,000.
 
"We have a bunch of idiots on Wall Street that are kicking sand in the face of the American taxpayer," an enraged McCaskill said on the floor of the Senate. "They don't get it. These people are idiots. You can't use taxpayer money to pay out $18 billion in bonuses."
 
McCaskill's proposed compensation limit would cover salaries, bonuses and stock options.[..]"
 
http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/01/30/executive.pay/index.html
 
Bravo! Even better, cut the cap down to the average teacher's salary...and require that the CEOs volunteer 10 hours a week in a homeless shelter. Maybe we should also require that of our Congress members as an official duty.
 
One of the things I admire about Obama is that he and his family have actually worked in the soup lines and homeless shelters. Other than Jimmy Carter's work for Habitat For Humanity, how many past presidents can say that?
 
I still can't get over these Wall Street guys redecorating their offices with $87,000 area rugs and trying to buy jets while holding their hands out for taxpayer bailout money.
 
I mean, these are the executives who made the worst decisions that sunk the financial system...they failed their companies and the economy.
 
A bonus for the CEO of a failed company makes me furious when I think of our military...the ones who put their lives on the line for us. I live in an Army town where service members and their families qualify for AFDC and food stamps. 
 
Why oh why didn't Congress do this before they even passed the danged bailout...they should have insisted on rules, like no bonuses for companies accepting bailouts.
 
No, we're the idiots for electing the representatives and senators who let this happen.
 

2009/1/30

Some of your favorite foods may be fakes.

@ 07:09 PM (9 months, 24 days ago)


"Foods masquerading as something else — a more nutritious something else — have been big news in the past two years. Chinese food companies in particular have been blamed for making deadly alterations to dairy, baby and pet foods by adding melamine. The chemical makes it appear that the food or beverage has the required level of protein.

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"Those with nothing to hide. hide nothing"

@ 09:46 AM (9 months, 24 days ago)

Can a former president assert executive privilege even after he's left office? To cover non-cabinet figures?
 
Earlier this week, House Judiciary Committee Chairman John Conyers let Karl Rove know -- by way of a subpoena -- that he still has a few questions about the Bush administration's Justice Department scandals. So, could Rove stop by the Hill to answer a few questions?
 
Well...not if former president Bush and his lawyers have anything to do with it.
 
From Newsweek: "Just four days before he left office, President Bush instructed former White House aide Karl Rove to refuse to cooperate with future congressional inquiries into alleged misconduct during his administration.
 
On Jan. 16, 2009, then White House Counsel Fred Fielding sent a letter to Rove's lawyer, Robert Luskin. The message: should his client receive any future subpoenas, Rove "should not appear before Congress" or turn over any documents relating to his time in the White House. The letter told Rove that President Bush was continuing to assert executive privilege over any testimony by Rove -- even after he leaves office.
 
A nearly identical letter was also sent by Fielding the day before to a lawyer for former White House counsel Harriet Miers, instructing her not to appear for a scheduled deposition with the House Judiciary Committee. That letter reasserted the White House position that Miers has "absolute immunity" from testifying before Congress about anything she did while she worked at the White House -- a far-reaching claim that is being vigorously disputed by lawyers for the House of Representatives in court.[..]"
 
http://www.newsweek.com/id/182240
 
Rove relied on claims of executive-privilege to ignore the subpoena the last time - the matter is still pending in the courts - but no one seems to know whether a former president can assert executive privilege after he's left office.
 
Rove's attorney, Robert Luskin, believes that former presidents can still keep executive privilege on things that happened during their time in office...
 
"To my knowledge, these [letters] are unprecedented," said Peter Shane, an Ohio State University law professor who specializes in executive-privilege issues. "I'm aware of no sitting president that has tried to give an insurance policy to a former employee in regard to post-administration testimony." Shane likened the letter to Rove as an attempt to give his former aide a 'get-out-of-contempt-free card'."
 
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/01/26/AR2009012602157.html
 
I say if Rove refuses to honor the subpoena, go arrest him. If he refuses to answer questions, hold him in contempt of court...this isn't rocket science.
 
In reality, the corrupt Bushies will keep stonewalling while we wait to find out about the limits of executive privilege, probably from the Supreme Court. It will take years, and by then some of the people involved will be dead, the public will lose interest and the media will go on the sexier outrages.
 
And slimy Rove will get away with it.
 

Same ol' GOP gotcha

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@ 05:30 AM (9 months, 25 days ago)
 
Everyone agrees that without a massive stimulus package this country will sink into something nearing The Great Depression. Yet it seems the GOP would rather root for failure.
 
President Obama has his sterling personal approval ratings on his side, as well as trying to cross the aisle and work with the Republicans...just as the American people wanted him to do, just as he promised he would.
 
So, Obama can say that he tried to compromise over the tax cuts and give them what they wanted...but the House Republicans still refused to come together in a moment of national crisis.
 
BTW, about those tax cuts - it must really stink to lose your job and then get a tax cut on all that money you're not going to make.
 
"Obama sets himself a high political bar. The economic stimulus bill is his first big test in replacing ‘old habits’ with less partisanship in Washington."
 
From csmonitor.com: "President Obama did not win a single Republican vote in the House of Representatives for his giant economic stimulus bill this week. So does that mean he wasted his time reaching out, to an unusual degree, to Republicans?
 
Not yet, anyway. By making very public overtures – traveling to Capitol Hill, inviting Republican members to the White House more than once, including to a cocktail party after Wednesday’s vote – he has already distinguished his administration sharply from those in recent memory, analysts say. And he’s begun work on the difficult task of remaking the highly partisan culture of Washington, as promised in his campaign.[..]"
 
http://features.csmonitor.com/politics/2009/01/29/obama-sets-himself-a-high-political-bar/
 
Now, I know there are problems with the stimulus, the price alone makes me dizzy...but there's a whole other dynamic playing out that's going to land squarely on the backs of the Republican Party.
 
Those Republicans who voted against the stimulus? Just wait until their constituents learn that their representative in Congress voted against creating/saving 4 million jobs.
 
You would think that a party who has lost close to 60 House seats over the past two elections might get a clue.
 
Stephen Colbert had a great idea. The Republicans should refuse any of the bail out funds being spent in their districts. Great idea - let's spend all the stimulus funds in Democratic Congressional Districts.
 
House Republicans went all the way when they stiffed Obama on the stimulus vote...and now they don't seem to know what to do. Then we have the Senate, who are more realistic about how the public will react if they see their Senators playing partisan politics as usual with the new president.
 
I feel like I'm watching a chess match.
 
In the middle of all this Obama is unruffled and remains tremendously popular. Even though he gave up things, compromised over the tax cuts for nothing. It's very easy for the Republicans to look small next to him right now.
 
The right-wing has become so used to bad-planning and lack of foresight in the White House...it must surprise them that Obama is streaking past them in his running shoes...while they slog around in lead shoes.
 
Just think...we finally have a president who thinks about 'Step Two' and even 'Step Three' before acting!
 
It is SO refreshing...and it will take some time, but I've got a feeling we're going to see mud all over the faces of such rabid righties as Limbaugh, Hannity, O'Reilly, etc.
 
They still don't know who they're messin' with. Prime Example - President Obama HELPING to declare Rush as the right-wing leader.
 
I'm still laughing at how positively brilliant that was.
 

2009/1/29

He's a free bird now

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@ 09:30 AM (9 months, 25 days ago)

Sad news out of Florida...Billy Powell, keyboardist for the band Lynyrd Skynyrd, has passed away.
 
"Billy Powell, the only keyboardist Lynyrd Skynyrd ever had, died last night at his home near Jacksonville, Florida. He was 56. No cause of death has been announced, and a post on the official Synyrd Website reads, “A Great Loss — Beloved Pianist for the Lynyrd Skynyrd Band, Billy Powell, passed away last night. We will post more info shortly. The family and band request your respect and understanding during this difficult time. Thank you.” The band is canceling upcoming shows and directing fans to its Website for tour updates.
 
....Powell is credited for crafting the intro for their epic anthem “Free Bird” (Number 191 on Rolling Stone’s Greatest Songs of All Time).[..]"
 
http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2009/01/28/lynyrd-skynyrd-keyboardist-billy-powell-dead-at-56/
 
56...way too young. Thanks for your music, Billy...it was the soundtrack to a wonderful time in my life.
 
Here's some of their music, Three Steps:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GyOgVFDocs
 
Simple Man:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHQ_aTjXObs&feature=related
 
And of course, Free Bird...Billy is there in the beginning:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mioGewkWVdo&feature=related
 

David Letterman's Monologue Aired 1/27/09 on CBS

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@ 04:07 AM (9 months, 26 days ago)

 

"Cold outside right now. And I’m not a weatherman, but they say this frigid weather is coming off a cold front between New York Gov. David Paterson and Caroline Kennedy. That’s causing a frost.

Out in the Midwest, Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich was so cold he was trying to sell a Senate seat warmer.

Scary moment for Gov. Blagojevich earlier today. Several geese were sucked into his hair.

Happy birthday to Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts. There was an awkward moment at the big party they had in Roberts’ office today when he screwed up the words to “Happy Birthday.”

Well, it looks like that prison, that detention center, in Guantanamo Bay is being closed. And people say, “Well, what are you going to do with all those folks who are down there, all those suspected terrorists and thugs and goons and nasty, awful people?” We’re going to bring them up here to the Ed Sullivan Theater and put them in the audience.

But listen to this. They’re closing Guantanamo. That’s how bad things are, ladies and gentlemen. That’s how bad the economy is. You know it’s tough, you know the economy is bad, when even the terrorists are being laid off.

How about the Obama family in the White House? Have you seen them? The kids? The Obama girls love living in the White House. They think it’s fantastic. There was just one complaint that the girls had about living in the White House. They claim that there’s a portrait of Dick Cheney on the wall, and they claim the eyes in that portrait actually move.

But that’s not all. At midnight, the Obama girls hear creepy organ music coming from Cheney’s dungeon.

But Dick Cheney, you’ve got to give him credit. He’s enjoying his first week as a private citizen. In fact, today, he was out hunting human prey.

Actually, Cheney is relaxing at his ranch, the Triple Bypass.

And listen to this. It’s an amazing thing, but after eight years in office, former President George W. Bush is now in retirement. But how can you tell? Honestly. How can you tell?"

http://laughlines.blogs.nytimes.com

Jay Leno's Monologue Aired 1/27/09 on NBC

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@ 04:00 AM (9 months, 26 days ago)

 

"Al Qaeda has unleashed a stream of verbal attacks against President Obama, calling him names and saying his policies will all end in failure. Well, who do these people think they are, Rush Limbaugh?

President Barack Obama has given his first sit-down interview since he took the oath of office. He gave it to an Arabic television network, which seems kind of strange. I mean, if Barack Obama wanted to give interview to a network that’s not seen in the United States, why not go with NBC?

Actually, a lot of Arabs are upset with the interview because it preempted their most popular TV show, a Palestinian sitcom called “30 Rocks.”

And President Obama said today when it comes to passing a stimulus package, “We can’t afford distractions” or “delays.” And, of course, you know who took offense to this in Congress? The head of the Senate Distractions and Delays Committee. He was furious.

President Barack Obama has also signed an executive order officially banning torture in the United States. There goes Dick Cheney’s retirement, huh? What is he supposed to do now?

Oh, last night, we talked about how Citigroup took $50 million of the bailout money we gave them and bought a corporate jet. Well, Citigroup now says they were not going to take possession of the jet. They said they’re going to lose money on it because they put a huge deposit on it, but they now realize it was a mistake. They said this is the most overpriced jet since Brett Favre.

And on “Good Morning America,” Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich said he considered offering the vacant Senate seat to Oprah Winfrey, but changed his mind when she wouldn’t give him a car.

And disgraced baseball player Jose Canseco fought to a draw with former child star Danny Bonaduce this past weekend in a celebrity boxing match. Did you ever see Canseco? He’s huge! What is he, 80 pounds heavier and a foot taller than Danny Bonaduce? And he’s on steroids! You still can’t beat him?"

http://laughlines.blogs.nytimes.com

2009/1/28

Run Sarah Run! Oh please oh please oh please...

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@ 05:15 AM (9 months, 27 days ago)

And you thought it was Blogo's turn in the buffoon spotlight...
 
Nay, it appears that Sarah Palin is still chasing that bright and shiny new thing called the 2012 presidency.
 
From ktuu.com: "ANCHORAGE, Alaska -- A new political action committee launched Tuesday in support of Gov. Sarah Palin, and with her blessing.
 
It's called SarahPAC, and it's registered with the Federal Election Commission.
The group hopes to use Palin's national appeal to pull in cash and use the money raised in support of local and national candidates that share Palin's vision and views.
 
The Web page for the new PAC launched Tuesday and nearly a half-million people found out about it through a Sarah Palin Facebook page, which was set up by the McCain campaign sometime last year.
 
The site says the committee "... believes the Republican Party is at the threshold of an historic renaissance that will build a better future for all."[..]"
 
http://www.ktuu.com/Global/story.asp?S=9743555
 
PAC = Preposterous...Asinine...Clothes horse?
 
The PAC is based in Virginia even though Palin is Governor of Alaska You know, the place where convicted felons get re-elected...and I heard on the news today that two of her top aides are being hit with new ethics charges.
 
Yep, if you thought ol' Sarah was going to just fade away, you weren't paying attention when she said the only difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull was lipstick. She's got her teeth sunk in the pant-leg of fame...already laying the groundwork for another run at something.
 
Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Jay Leno, David Letterman et al must be celebrating right now...Caribou Barbie just gave them at least another year's worth of easy material that writes itself. She's a dream combination of arrogance, ignorance and narcissism.
 
She's gonna need a lot more than "nearly a half-million" friends to get nominated, and more than the culture war to run on if she wants to win an actual national campaign. Half the country doesn't take too kindly to being called phony Americans.
 
They made their bed...now the Republican Party has to sleep with the lunatic fringe they threw their lot in with...Palin, Coulter, Limbaugh. I can't think of anybody who better represents who and what today's Republican Party has become.
 
The GOP has given up any semblance of statesmanship and visionary thinking. It is now the proud-to-be-ignorant party of white dim-witted religious freaks. I oughta know, I live amongst 'em. Yep, Sarah would win big in Oklahoma...the State with the worst Senators - Tom Coburn and James Inhofe.
 
Oklahoma also has a few other achievements such as all 77 counties going to McCain/Palin...a state that turned its House and Senate completely over to the Republicans.
 
What else does Oklahomastan have? One of the lowest median incomes. Lots of churches. Huge aluminum Jesus crosses everywhere. An idiot legislator who just decided that one of our priorities should be the State putting the Ten Commandments in the State Capitol.
 
Yeah, great place here...this is what Sarah Palin would call 'real America.'
 
Ah but I digress...bring it on Sarah. It would be fun to watch Huckabee and Romney go after you. Huckabee will capture the neo-con church goers and Romney will simply out-spend you.
 
Will Sarah get a new wardrobe?
Will Sarah read a newspaper?
Will Tina Fey become a billionaire?
Stay tuned....
 

2009/1/27

Oh dear, a Democrat predator this time

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@ 06:06 AM (9 months, 28 days ago)


The city of Portland has a highly-publicized sex scandal on its hands. Seems that their brand new openly gay mayor, Sam Adams, was forced into confessing that he lied about having an affair with a young man named Beau Breedlove (a perfect name for a bodice ripper...er, a leather chaps ripper).

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2009/1/26

Blessed are those with hush money

@ 06:16 AM (9 months, 29 days ago)
 
The Lord sure must like 'em colorful. Remember the Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker scandal? And crying Jimmy Swaggart who had sinned with that prostitute and her teenage daughter?
 
Well, it seems that evangelist Ted Haggard has sinned...again. Remember a while back when he was paying the gay massage therapist for sex and drugs? We now discover there was also another man...a very young man who went to his church.
 
It also seems that Haggard's church paid this young man a lot of money and told him not to tell anyone about his sexual affair with Ted. But the church says this was NOT hush money. No no, it was just...money.
 
From yahoo.com: "Disgraced evangelical leader Ted Haggard’s former church disclosed Friday that the gay sex scandal that caused his downfall extends to a young male church volunteer who reported having a sexual relationship with Haggard — a revelation that comes as Haggard tries to repair his public image.
 
Brady Boyd, who succeeded Haggard as senior pastor of the 10,000-member New Life Church in Colorado Springs, told The Associated Press that the man came forward to church officials in late 2006 shortly after a Denver male prostitute claimed to have had a three-year cash-for-sex relationship with Haggard.
 
.....The disclosure comes as Haggard, 52, is about to give a series of high-profile interviews to promote the cable documentary about his time in exile. He is scheduled to appear on CNN's Larry King Live on Thursday, the date of the documentary's premiere, and already has taped "The Oprah Winfrey Show."[..]"
 
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090124/ap_on_re/rel_haggard_new_allegations
 
I wish someone could convince Haggard that those urges to engage in sex with other men don't mean that his soul is under attack by Satan and the Demons, but that he is just G-A-Y...and it's 2009 and there isn’t anything wrong with it.
 
Even if Haggard really believes that homosexuality is a choice and the Devil made him do it, his powerful position as pastor took advantage of the boys and young men he led. Don't be surprised if more young men come forward. This is no different than the Catholic priests scandal.
 
No telling how many lives Haggard has ruined...he made a career out of telling people that homosexuality is a sin and that God doesn’t accept it and will send you straight to Hell; which makes you wonder why homosexuality isn’t even mentioned in the Top Ten sins. I mean, if it's so evil, looks like it would be a worse sin than lying, or stealing, etc.
 
So, his church will pray to save his soul...again. He will be repentant and everyone will think the gay has been prayed away...but it won’t last, it never does. Until conservative churches stop shaming gay people and learn to accept them, we will see more tawdry scandals.
 
We also have to remember that Haggard is a professional evangelist...that's how he makes a living. Christian evangelists are required by their congregations to be straight. He can’t make money if he admits he’s gay.
 
No matter how many "men of God" are involved in dastardly and immoral behavior, the evangelical congregation keeps shelling out that hush money...
 

2009/1/25

Late-night jokes recap 1/25/09

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@ 07:27 AM (9 months, 29 days ago)


"And even though there was a lot of coverage of the inauguration here, in Iran, state TV completely ignored it — no film, no radio. It was like the inauguration wasn’t even happening. I’m sorry, that was Fox News." --Jay Leno

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2009/1/24

Obama to CIA - Bombs Away!

@ 11:20 AM (10 months, 19 hours ago)


All you righties who believe President Obama isn't serious about protecting America, please see the strike in Waziristan...which had to be authorized by our new president, otherwise it wouldn't have happened.

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Chinese TV Censors Obama

@ 05:57 AM (10 months, 1 day ago)

Those who watched President Obama's inaugural speech in China missed a few sentences the Chinese government didn't want people to hear. By talking about the defeat of communism (albeit not in China) and regimes that try to stifle dissent, Obama strayed into forbidden territory and the censors’ knees jerked.
 
So now the Chinese censors join Chief Justice John Roberts as spoilers of a perfect Day One for Obama.
 
From the New York Times: "BEIJING — President Obama’s 18-minute Inaugural Address on Tuesday was generally lauded by Americans for its candor and conviction. But the Chinese Communist Party apparently thought the new American president’s gilded words were a little too direct.
 
China Central Television, or CCTV, the main state-run network, broadcast the address live until the moment Mr. Obama mentioned “communism” in a line about the defeat of ideologies considered anathema to Americans. After the translator said “communism” in Chinese, the audio faded out even as Mr. Obama’s lips continued to move.
 
......The offending line in the president’s speech was this: “Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions.” [..]
 
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/22/world/asia/22china.html?_r=1&ref=us
 
One has to wonder how effective this type of censorship is, because when people know that they're missing information, it's already knowledge. Then they can try to learn from another source.
 
Yet, something like this helps me to understand that the freedoms we enjoy in the United States are not a natural state of affairs, that our "basic" freedoms are a remarkable cultural achievement - fought for long before I was born - and we must not take them for granted, we must protect them.
 
Which brings me around to what the GWBush administration did to our Constitution. We have been losing freedom in countless baby steps.
 
Just ask the code pink and anti-war groups about US censorship, they had to use "free speech zones" during the Bush years...little cages, or fenced off areas, set far away from political rallies. Did you hear what they had to say?
 
Do you remember a couple who were arrested at a Bush rally because they wore anti-Bush/anti-war T-shirts? The government eventually reimbursed them for the fines they had to pay?
 
Just 5 corporations own all the television media throughout this country. Think about that. News today is mostly just people sitting around giving opinions and promoting talking points from their bosses above.
 
Thank goodness for the Internet. Obama would not have been elected otherwise.
 
BTW--I hate it that we are doing business with China in the first place. They poison toys, toothpaste, dogfood, baby formula...do we have any principles left at all, or is it all about money, Walmart prices and cheap plastic crap?
 

2009/1/23

Bush White House in tech Stone Age

@ 10:56 AM (10 months, 1 day ago)

 
Stories like this, about primitive communication gear in the White House, make me crazy. Here we thought the incompetence of the last eight years was due to idiotic Bush appointees...but maybe it was also because they were running the most powerful nation on Earth with obsolete versions of computer software, etc.

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2009/1/22

Democracy is messy in China too

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@ 11:01 AM (10 months, 2 days ago)
 
"Please Vote for Me" is an award-winning documentary about an interesting social experiment in China.
 
After watching the historic inauguration of Barack Obama, a celebration of our democracy, it was interesting to see a PBS' Independent Lens documentary that explored democracy in a different setting. In the city of Wuhan in central China, three little third grade students campaign for the coveted position of class monitor... a position that's usually appointed by the teacher.
 
This is the first election for a class leader to be held in China. The teacher explained democracy and how voting works to the class, then selected three candidates to perform in a talent show, participate in a debate, and give a speech. Their parents, devoted to their only child, take part and start to influence the results.
 
Mostly the children wanted to win so they could “order people around.” One asks his step-father, "What kind of thing is democracy?" The reply - "It means that people are their own masters."
 
What's fascinating about this short film is the interaction the kids have with democracy. Voting for someone to represent you is strange idea to them, so it was quite amazing to see how quickly these tiny candidates caught on to smearing the other candidates and giving out little gifts to get votes, etc. The very same strategies and tactics that a lot of our politicians use to get elected -- negative campaigning and lobbying with bribes.
 
One of the students is a budding dictator, another learns through her tears to be tough on the campaign trail.
 
At the very first campaign speech, one of the boys gets all of his friends to call the girl candidate names while she is waiting to make her speech. As she stands there the name calling only gets louder and more vicious and she breaks down in tears. The teacher scolds the boy...who feels very bad and goes to apologize to the girl. Then everyone is apologizing, and the whole class starts crying.
 
Just imagine if our politicians truly felt sorry after they called each other names, and then truly apologized about the mud that gets slung during an election.
 
Anyway, the campaign took its toll, especially on the losing candidates and their assistants...who were inconsolable.
 
Surprise surprise...the kid who gave out little gifts on election day won.
 
Such a wonderful example of the messiness of democracy, while also captivating to watch because the kids are so interesting. Though I was left wondering if this experiment in democracy has been “successful”...
 
Try to catch it when PBS re-airs it, here's a clip:
 
 
I heard some expert on TV say that democracy can only ‘catch on’ in economically developed countries. With the explosion of capitalism in China, you have to wonder how long it will take before democracy will start to 'cause trouble' there.
 

Just to keep the tinfoil hat gang in line

@ 10:24 AM (10 months, 2 days ago)

Yesterday on CNN when VP Biden was about to swear in senior staff members he made a little joke about Chief Justice Roberts flubbing the oath of office...President Obama's face showed he was not amused.
 
So...after "the flub heard round the world" on inauguration day, when Chief Justice Roberts tripped over what has to be the most important collection of words in American history - prompting Obama to do the same - it was decided that the oath should be taken again. This time in a small ceremony in the White House. Justice Roberts showed up in his black robe to administer the oath.
 
Word is, everything went to script this time.
 
Although, like I already said, according to the Constitution, Obama has been president since noon on January 20th. But since the oath is written into the Constitution, the administration decided a re-do was appropriate. Interestingly, this wasn’t the first re-do. Chester A. Arthur and Calvin Coolidge also retook the oath because of flubs during the initial ceremony.
 
From yahoo.com: "WASHINGTON – After the flub heard around the world, President Barack Obama has taken the oath of office. Again. Chief Justice John Roberts delivered the oath to Obama on Wednesday night at the White House — a rare do-over. The surprise moment came in response to Tuesday's much-noticed stumble, when Roberts got the words of the oath a little off, which prompted Obama to do so, too.
 
Don't worry, the White House says: Obama has still been president since noon on Inauguration Day.
 
Nevertheless, Obama and Roberts went through the drill again out of what White House counsel Greg Craig called "an abundance of caution."
 
This time, the scene was the White House Map Room in front of a small group of reporters, not the Capitol platform before the whole watching world.
 
"We decided that because it was so much fun ...," Obama joked to reporters who followed press secretary Robert Gibbs into the room. No TV camera crews or news photographers were allowed in. A few of Obama's closest aides were there, along with a White House photographer.[..]"
 
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090122/ap_on_go_pr_wh/obama_oath_do_over
 
"We decided that because it was so much fun ..." I like our new president's sense of humor.

2009/1/21

"I, state your name..."

@ 05:05 AM (10 months, 4 days ago)
 
One thing bothered me about President Obama's otherwise flawless swearing in ceremony - the most important moment of all, the oath.
 
Chief Justice John Roberts read it incorrectly. He said, and Obama repeated back to him - "I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear that I will execute the office of President of the United States faithfully."
 
The way it's worded in the Constitution is - "I [Barack Hussein Obama] do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States."
 
Roberts goofed it up plain and simple. When Obama got to the part where "faithfully" should have been, he stopped as though he knew what he was supposed to say next, but it was not what Roberts had just said. Obviously Obama had practiced, but decided to just repeat Roberts' version.
 
Over on Fox News Chris Wallace joked - at least I think he was joking - that because Obama's oath of office was slightly messed up that he's not really President.
 
So, will this be just like the "birth certificate" false controversy - an apparent attempt to deny the legitimacy of Obama by trying to disqualify him on a technicality. You know, I don't remember the right-wingers caring too much about technicalities in 2000 when Bush became president under questionable circumstances.
 
Anyway, if Chris Wallace is thinking it, then some wingnut, somewhere, is already filing a lawsuit.
 
Actually, Barack Obama became president 5 minutes before he placed his hand in the air and swore the oath. It doesn't matter if the oath was flubbed...the US Constitution states that the President Elect will become President at noon on January 20th, period...with or without the oath.
 
Ah well...it doesn't matter anyway since his birth certificate is fake, he was born in another country, his mother renounced her citizenship, and he swore in on a Bible that was a Koran in disguise...
 
But seriously folks...Obama smiled and was gracious about the oath flub so I should be too. After all, Roberts will have another chance to get it right four years from now.
 

2009/1/20

Obama's journey into the history books

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@ 03:36 AM (10 months, 5 days ago)


The idea that in America anyone can grow up to be President is so basic to our national mythology, but we all knew it was just that...a myth. Until now.

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2009/1/19

Dr. King's Dream realized?

@ 07:40 PM (10 months, 5 days ago)
 
A new CNN poll found that two-thirds of blacks believe Martin Luther King Jr.’s vision for race relations has been fulfilled.
 
"The CNN-Opinion Research Corp. survey was released Monday, a federal holiday honoring the slain civil rights leader and a day before Barack Obama is to be sworn in as the first black U.S. president.
 
The poll found 69 percent of blacks said King’s vision has been fulfilled in the more than 45 years since his 1963 “I have a dream” speech—roughly double the 34 percent who agreed with that assessment in a similar poll taken last March.
But whites remain less optimistic, the survey found."
 
http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/01/19/king.poll/
 
White people are probably less optimistic because they know how many of their fellow whites are racists...every family seems to have at least one.
 
I think of King’s Dream as an ongoing journey in America, and I believe tomorrow will signify the biggest step towards the realization of that dream that we’ve seen in my lifetime.
 
That said, we ain’t there yet. But we have come along way...with each generation, racism gets a little less powerful.
 
I don’t think anyone believes that racism will disappear entirely, just that racists and racism would become marginalized as the irrational knee-jerks that they are. The marginialization of racism is what many righties have been railing against (PC PC PC!) and explains the resentment when people are called out on certain “jokes” for example...then there's the oh so subtle brand that raises a stink over Obama's birth certificate...
 
We can work to marginalize them or to quiet them, but we’ll never be rid of them because there is just this certain segment of society that will remain ignorant and foolish. The local yokels will always be looking for someone to blame when they lose a job or their taxes go up....so long as we have misfortune and superstition, we’ll have idiots blaming scapegoats for all their problems.
 
I'm remembering the Republican women's newsletter of last year that depicted a cartoon version of Barack Obama with bug eyes and big lips surrounded by a watermelon, ribs and a bucket of fried chicken. I'm remembering the boxes of Obama Waffles that were sold from a booth at a Republican Values Voter Summit, which depicted an Aunt Jemima stereotype Obama dressed as a Muslim, two slams in one nice package. They said it was all in fun and Lou Dobbs even bought a box.
 
Yes, we’ve made incredible strides on race in this country...but before we go dislocating our shoulders patting ourselves on the back, we also have to recognize just how much farther we have to go.
 

Remembering Martin Luther King Jr.

@ 09:14 AM (10 months, 5 days ago)

Today we observe Martin Luther King Jr. Day...a great man and a great American, our Mahatma Gandhi. We must never forget that era of our nation's history when Dr. King inspired each of us to stand up, to march, to decry, to demand equal rights for all of us. He gave his life for this cause, we owe him an enormous debt of gratitude.
 
I sometimes wonder how different our world would be today had he not been killed. I wonder the same about Robert Kennedy, another of my heroes. What they had in common was a commitment to civil rights and a commitment to end the Viet Nam war. I don't think we would have had a Nixon or Reagan and maybe not even a Carter...
 
How I wish Dr. King could have lived to see Barack Obama sworn in as the first black president.
 
I also can't forget something else about this honorable National Holiday--how hard it was fought for, and how hard others fought against it, how long they fought to defeat it...even a sitting president.
 
Ronald Reagan opposed the bill that would make this day a National Holiday. Reagan relented in his opposition only after Congress passed the King Day bill with an overwhelming veto-proof majority (338 to 90 in the House of Representatives and 78 to 22 in the Senate).
 
Unfortunately for many, Martin Luther King Jr. Day is simply a day off. Let's not forget how this day celebrates one of the most important men in American history... as we stop and think of him and recognize his achievements.
 

It's been a long time comin'

@ 05:08 AM (10 months, 6 days ago)

...but a change is gonna come. One of the best songs ever. Bettye Lavette and Jon Bon Jovi gave a very moving performance at yesterday's opening inaugural celebration at the Lincoln Memorial...but then I've always loved Sam Cooke.
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r2vjPrky60
 
Another high point was Bruce Springsteen singing with 89-year-old Pete Seeger on Woody Guthrie's (good Okie boy) "This Land Is Your Land"...and watching Obama sing along. Included were the "radical" verses that we don't usually hear...
 
"In the squares of the city,
by the shadow of a steeple,
By the relief office,
I saw my people.
As they stood there hungry,
I stood there whispering,
This land was made for you and me.
 
A great high wall there,
tried to stop me,
A great big sign there,
said private property.
But on the other side,
it didn't say nothing;
That side was made for you and me.
 
Nobody living
can ever stop me,
As I go walking
that freedom highway;
Nobody living
can make me turn back
This land was made for you and me."
 
Stick that up your domestic surveillance Bush and Cheney!
 
Keep in mind that Seeger was once brought before HUAC and blacklisted across America for years. Now he's playing in honor of an inauguration...unbelievable. Remarkable symbolism. One of the best moments of the show, I couldn't get the smile off of my face.
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-PCpRWqXv8&eurl
 
Good show, so many stars. An Obama inspired love-fest that drove home that we are a nation built upon the principles of freedom and justice and opportunity for all.
 
...even the sight of sharpshooters lined up across the top of the Lincoln Memorial didn't spoil it.
 
Garth Brooks (good Okie boy) almost stole the show...what a showman. He sang more songs than any other entertainer. I loved it when the entire crowd - young, old, black, white, Latino, Asian, everyone - sang along to one of my favorites, "American Pie" (though I noticed Garth shortened it a bit). How wonderful that Obama knew the lyrics.
 
The concert with all of its schmaltz was utterly enjoyable, and if you've missed any of the performances, HBO and HBO Online will re-broadcast the whole thing, even for non-subscribers:
 
http://www.hbo.com/weareone/
 
My only gripe - where were the Dixie Chicks? Why weren't they booked? Springsteen, Bono and Pete Seeger are truly heroes of Democracy...no argument there. But the Dixie Chicks should top the list of artistic heroes, they spoke out when it was unpopular to do so and should be honored.
 

2009/1/18

All aboard!

@ 11:23 AM (10 months, 6 days ago)


Barack Obama is the first president-elect since Ike to take a train to Washington. He retraced part of the train route that his political hero Abraham Lincoln took to his inauguration in 1861.

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Eight Years in Eight Minutes

@ 05:23 AM (10 months, 7 days ago)

Wow, MSNBC's Keith Olbermann artfully sums up what the last eight years of the Bush administration has brought us...best summary I've ever seen. Here's the REAL Bush legacy in case you missed it:
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtnE4C9Gv5U
 
But if you prefer to read, thanks to GreyHawk's blog epluribusmedia, here's a transcript of Keith's segment, Eight Years in Eight Minutes:
 
http://discuss.epluribusmedia.net/olbermann_on_bush_eight_years_in_eight_minutes
 
During parts of the video I just had to look away. Rather than feel any vindication for all that I've said, predicted and written about Bush&Co, instead I felt a sense of shame for our entire nation...and disgusted with the main stream media who looked the other way, and the Democrats who enabled him every step of the way.
 
Yesterday a breath of fresh air came sweeping into Wash. D.C....riding in a vintage 1939 rail-car, hopefully to clear out the stench and start to put the country back on the right track.
 

2009/1/17

Late-night jokes recap 1/17

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@ 06:09 AM (10 months, 8 days ago)
 
"President Bush has four days left in office, and he made his farewell address to the nation this evening. He was very gracious regarding Barack Obama. He said Obama offers hope to the nation. And I thought this was nice. He actually went shopping with Laura and personally picked out the bag he's going to leave Obama holding." --Jimmy Kimmel
 
"Barack Obama says one of the first things he'll do as president is sign an executive order closing down Guantanamo Bay, to which President Bush said, 'Hey, well that's nothing. I've closed down factories, car dealerships." --Jay Leno
 
"Anyway, a spokesman for Barack Obama says the prisoners that are released from Guantanamo will either be sent back to their home countries or enter the New York City cab driver training program." --Jay Leno
 
"In a last-minute complication to what looked like an otherwise smooth path to confirmation, Timothy Geithner, President-elect Obama's nominee for the secretary of Treasury admitted that from 2001 to 2004 he failed to pay $34,000 in Federal tax. Fortunately for him, this is not his field of expertise. You know, he's just nominee for Secretary of the Treasury!" --Jay Leno
 
"A Democratic spokesman called the issue today 'an honest mistake.' How come, in Washington, the only time anyone is honest is when they make a mistake? Well, you ever notice this? Whenever politicians don't pay their taxes, 'Oh, it's an honest mistake.' Huh? You know what they call it when you and I don't pay our taxes? 'Exhibit A for the prosecution.'" --Jay Leno
 
"And the adult film industry, better known as the porn industry, has asked Congress for a $5 billion bailout. Five billion. You know, between the porn industry and Congress, I don't know who's screwed more people." --Jay Leno
 
"Neiman Marcus announced they are cutting 400 jobs. See, I knew this would happen when the Republicans took away Sarah Palin's campaign credit card.'" --Jay Leno
 
"Larry King interviewed President Bush, and Bush told him, 'My favorite color is blue and I love enchiladas.' Unfortunately, Bush was answering the question, 'What was your greatest achievement as President?'" --Conan O'Brien
 
"And during Hillary's confirmation hearing, Louisiana Senator David Vitter - remember the guy that got caught with the hookers? Well, he's Mr. Ethics now. He was very concerned about who's contributing to Bill Clinton's campaign, you know the library deal. But he had to leave when an aide told him it was time for his '3 o'clock with Bambi and Thumper.'" --Jay Leno
 
"I think everybody has warm feelings for George Bush now. He held his final press conference, and he admitted -- it takes a big man to do this -- he admitted that a couple of things didn't go according to plan. A couple of things went haywire. Yeah, his first term and his second term. Those two things." --David Letterman
 
"But it's nice to know that there is one person untroubled by the Bush presidency [on screen: Bush saying he gave the presidency his 'all' for eight years and he didn't 'sell his soul for the sake of popularity']. You didn't need to! You sold ours." --Jon Stewart
 
"Toyota's developing a miniature, environmentally-friendly car that is powered entirely by a rechargeable battery. Yeah. Meanwhile, Detroit is still hard at work on an SUV that runs on rain forest trees and panda blood." --Conan O'Brien
 
"The mayor of Baltimore, a woman named Sheila Dixon, has now been charged with 12 counts of felony theft, perjury, fraud and misconduct in office. The good news? She's now eligible to become either mayor of Detroit or governor of Illinois. So congratulations to her." --Jay Leno
 
"It's cold here in New York City. The temperature is actually lower than President Bush's approval rating." --David Letterman
 
"I tell you, it's cold all over the East Coast. And did you see those blizzards all over the place? The whole country was so white the Republicans thought they were back in charge again." --Jay Leno
 
"After eight years, it is kind of sad President Bush had his final press conference. And you know what that means for us here at the 'Late Show.' We're going to have to start writing our own comedy again." --David Letterman
 
"Lawmakers in Illinois voted 114-1 to impeach Governor Blagojevich. Did you see his press conference? I love this. He quoted the British poet Tennyson. He quoted Tennyson, which was weird, because usually he quotes the movie 'Jerry Maguire.' 'Show me the money!'" --Jay Leno
 
"All five living presidents met for a historic lunch at the White House. Administration officials said that the idea for the gathering came from Barack Obama and not, as originally thought, from Agatha Christie." --Seth Meyers
 
"On Tuesday, Barack Obama warned that the country could face trillion dollar deficits for years to come, in an address many said was reminiscent of Martin Luther King's famous 'I Had a Bad Dream' speech." --Seth Meyers
 
"The current national debt is estimated at over $10 trillion, which breaks down to about 35,000 dollars for every man, woman and child in the country. If you lay that much money end to end in $1 bills, most of it would be stolen by Bernie Madoff." --Seth Meyers
 
"In a speech about the economy, Barack Obama said that Americans will soon be able to go online and see where the bailout money is being spent. In response, Americans said, 'Thanks, but we'll stick to downloading porn.'" --Conan O'Brien
 
"On Inauguration Day, Barack Obama will be riding in a brand new presidential limousine made by General Motors. Yeah, the parade route is five miles long, so GM says Obama should only have to stop for gas twice." --Conan O'Brien
 

2009/1/16

Buy That Pilot a Drink!

@ 06:02 AM (10 months, 9 days ago)
 
When I first turned on the TV my heart stopped when I saw a crashed plane floating in a river with passengers standing on the plane’s wings...some of them in knee-deep icy water. CNN said the crash was apparently caused by a flock of geese that were sucked into both engines shortly after takeoff.
 
Silly me thought why can't they put some kind of screen on those engines? Like heavy duty chicken wire? But, on second thought, it would probably only impede the engine and the geese would simply be sliced by the wire if they hit it going 500 mph. Minced goose is still a goose going through the engine. Engineering is not one of my strong suits.
 
"All on US Airways plane are safe -- within 5 minutes of crash landing"
 
From the Los Angeles Times: "Passengers stand on the wings of a US Airways plane after it crash-landed in the Hudson River in New York. The Airbus carrying more than 150 passengers and crew reportedly struck a flock of birds after taking off from LaGuardia Airport.[..]"
 
http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/front/la-na-plane-crash16-2009jan16,0,6150182.story
 
It's just incredible that everyone is still alive...it was either put it in the Hudson or re-enact 9/11.
 
On the report I heard on NPR, a witness said that the pilot brought the plane down as gently as a normal landing...as if nothing were wrong at first glance, other than the plane floating in the river.
 
The rescue was a heroic and competent operation. Thanks to the flight crew, 150 people were evacuated in just a couple of minutes. Then the plane sank.
 
Both pilots did some incredibly quick thinking and superb flying...but all hail to Capt. Chesley B. Sullenberger, III. What a name! The passengers were lucky that US Air's number one safety expert was flying the plane. A glider expert too! He saved more than just the passengers when you consider how congested that area is.
 
He had to act so quickly that he didn't have time to dump the fuel...and they said on TV the full tanks kept the plane afloat.
 
Let's not forget that the quick actions of ferry operators were responsible for helping many people quickly...probably cut down the number of hypothermia cases in that icy water.
 
Also, NYPD dropped a dozen rescue divers into the river by helicopter...looked all ninja like.
 
If I was one of those passengers...as soon as I dried off I'd run right out and buy a lottery ticket on the luckiest day of my life.
 

Guess who's invited to dinner

@ 04:30 AM (10 months, 9 days ago)

It was probably just good politics and good strategy when President-elect Barack Obama broke bread with the righties at George Will's house; but now I read that on the eve of his inauguration he'll host dinners to pay tribute to former Secretary of State Colin Powell (Obama’s highest ranking Republican supporter), and another for VP-elect Joe Biden, his opponent-turned-running mate....and get this, a dinner to honor his former rival Senator John McCain, the man he defeated to win the presidency.
 
Hosting a dinner to honor your defeated opponent might be more brilliant strategy...or just unbelievably gracious. Maybe it’s both. I can't remember any previous president-elect ever hosting a dinner for his election opponent.
 
As a Democrat I voted for Obama, and thought the McCain campaign stooped pretty low pretty often. It was disappointing and a little scary - remember the whipped up frenzy against Obama? Before he handed over his soul to the Rovians, I had always liked John McCain.
 
Even if he didn’t run an honorable campaign, McCain still deserves respect for his service to our country, and having a dinner for him just seems right. A way of saying, no hard feelings, let's work together for the good of the country. I admire Obama for doing it.
 
I know it's natural for politicians to argue and fight. But it's not too much to ask them to focus on the problems facing the country right now...instead of on themselves and their political party. Wouldn't it be nice to just focus on pulling America out of this hole rather than distract us with partisan slurs and insinuations?
 
It certainly looks like our new President has the style and manners we’d want our young people to see. I'll bet his grandmother would be proud.
 
BTW--guess who's NOT coming to dinner? Gov. Sarah Palin, that's who. Don't know if she was snubbed by McCain or Obama. A Palin spokesman wouldn't say whether she was invited or not, only that she'll be busy in her home state preparing for the legislative session.
 
Well, she *was* whining all over the news lately about how badly the McCain campaign handled her. Whatever...it's probably because she's so controversial and would upstage him at his dinner like she did on the campaign trail. After all, the dinner is supposed to be about McCain's service to the country.
 
Besides...ever since the Secret Service came to Alaska and confiscated her Sacks 5th Avenue plunder, she’s probably got nothing to wear.
 

2009/1/15

Kissing the Media's Ring...or just charming them?

@ 08:46 AM (10 months, 9 days ago)


Or just keeping your friends close and your enemies closer?

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2009/1/14

It all came down to baseball

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@ 08:22 AM (10 months, 10 days ago)

Hail to the new chief! Our long national Bush Nightmare is almost over. I have never looked forward to a new president so much in my life.
 
George W. Bush gave his final press conference the other day and will deliver a farewell address to the nation on TV this Thursday night. From what I hear and read, the vast majority of American people have no interest in what he will say...they just want him gone.
 
That press conference was sure something to see...pure theater. I heard on TV that a press aide told White House interns to fill some of the empty seats to make it look well attended. It could've been worse...at least he didn't do like FEMA did and call on interns as if they were actual reporters. Remember that?
 
I guess they'll have to pay folks to come on Thursday.
 
With a straight face Bush began by complimenting the White House press corps...a virtual love fest. After eight years of treating them like they were terrorist sympathizers, George suddenly wants them to know he has a deep "respect for the important work reporters do."
 
Wasn't he cute when he mimicked a whine about a "financial collapse on my watch"?
 
But Bush was trying to pour on the charm for a good reason. He knows that a week from now no one is going to give a rat's patootie what he has to say about anything; but see, these reporters will still be at the White House and they'll be comparing him with the new guy.
 
Bush is using his final days as president making the TV rounds trying to scrape the dung off his legacy. I suspect that Karl Rove is behind this little project.
 
Last Sunday Britt Hume interviewed both Presidents Bush on Fox News. Poppy is also in denial about Junior's legacy...it would be comical if not for the trail of death, debt and destruction left in his wake.
 
Before we can all rest in peace at last, Bush wants to let us know how much he did for the nation, for us. I get so tired of him crowing about how he "kept the nation safe" from terrorist attacks. Well...except for 9/11, which was, of course, Clinton's fault, even though Clinton left him a great big note on the White House fridge saying - "Osama bin Laden is determined to strike within the United States using civilian airplanes!"
 
So that talking point has always puzzled me. What about how President Clinton kept us safe from terrorism? The dust had barely settled after the first World Trade Center bombing when, just six weeks after he took office, Bill Clinton tracked down, tried and jailed the bombers. For eight years there were no further terrorist attacks on US soil...until nine months after Bush took office.
 
And Bush keeps mentioning his failed attempt to privatize Social Security...how he regrets it. Eeek, it’s frightening to think where a lot of people would be right now if that effort had succeeded.
 
Bush and Cheney are both a disgrace. Corporate shills who were bought and sold by special interests. We ordinary American had to sit by helplessly while our treasury was looted and our international image trashed - all so George and Dick could make good on campaign promises to Big Oil, Big Tobacco, Wall St execs,etc etc.
 
Maureen Dowd has an excellent column - "An Extremist Makeover?" - that addresses the attempts by Bush&Co to concoct a semi-passable legacy. Someone called it a Revised Magical History Tour.
 
"Asked by People magazine what moments from the last eight years he revisited most often, W. talked passionately about the pitch he threw out at the World Series in 2001: “I never felt that anxious any other time during my presidency, curiously enough.” [..]
 
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/11/opinion/11dowd.html?_r=1&ref=opinion
 
A baseball pitch!? That's one of his most important memories? Saturday Night Live couldn't make this stuff up.
 
Here we had a major terrorist attack, two wars, Abu Ghraib, a drowned American city, North Korea and Iran, a crashed economy, soaring unemployment, record foreclosures, increased homelessness, etc. etc.—and he never felt that anxious any other time during his presidency, curiously enough?
 
His baseball answer reveals what his real values are...he's still a fratboy jock wanting to impress his buddies.
 
I just remembered the time he was asked about his favorite moment of his presidency and he talked about catching a big fish. Nothing to do with the country or the world, nothing to do with governing...
 
Dowd also says that Bush is - “a president who was over his head and under Cheney’s spell.” ... "From Gaza to the unemployment figures to the $10.6 trillion debt, things keep spiraling while W. keeps fiddling. Just as when he was in the National Guard and didn’t bother to show up, now, as the scabrous consequences of his missteps shake the economy and the world, he doesn’t bother to show up. He’s checked out — spending his time on more than a dozen exit interviews that do nothing to change his image as a president…[..]"
 
Are there anymore questions America wants to ask our departing Commander-in-Chief?
 
How about - Was it good for you too?
 
Folks, cue the music and the fireworks! A newer, brighter, more hopeful America, is about to begin!
 
Cue the Founding Fathers to stop spinning in their graves.
 

2009/1/13

Next stop, Dancing With the Stars

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@ 05:38 AM (10 months, 12 days ago)


Guess what, it wasn't a joke -- Joe “the Plumber” Wurzelbacher is in Israel working as a war correspondent <snort> for Pajamas TV. Hmm...I guess this means Joe can run as Palin’s VP in 2012 as a “war hero.”

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2009/1/12

Latest from the God Squad

@ 03:33 AM (10 months, 13 days ago)

First the good news - Creationist weasel-words are going to be removed from school science textbooks in Texas.
 
When the religious right mobilizes against science, I join the side who get their information from using logic, reason, and common sense…science.
 
From the star-telegram.com: "The final proposal for the state’s science curriculum pleases scientists and watch groups, who say it will help protect Texas public school classrooms over the next decade from what they call "watered-down science" — specifically during the instruction of evolution.
 
Much of the concern over earlier versions of the proposed curriculum centered on a requirement that students be able to analyze the "strengths and weaknesses" of scientific theories, a phrase which some say is being used by creationists...to subvert the teaching of evolution.
 
But with the "weaknesses" requirement removed and a new definition for science, the new plan makes it clear that supernatural explanations like creationism and intelligent design have no place in public classrooms......[..]
 
http://www.star-telegram.com/state_news/story/1118331.html
 
Here's something few people understand. Texas is the second largest purchaser of English language textbooks in the world. California is number one. The textbook publishers don't want to make several versions of their books...so they make a Texas version and a California version. Everybody has to buy one of the two. So what goes in Texas goes for a lot of the country...and, fortunately, what goes in California also goes for a lot of the country.
 
So it's good progress that Texas is becoming reasonable...everyone benefits.
 
Meanwhile...my home state of Oklahoma slips backwards in time as it pushes the first Flat Earth legislation of the new year.
 
Yep, the first anti-evolution bill - Senate Bill 320 - of 2009 has already been introduced by some fellow Okies backing a measure to have public school science teachers "help" students understand "scientific weaknesses of existing scientific theories." The topics they consider controversial are - "biological evolution, the chemical origins of life, global warming, and human cloning."
 
Read about it here:
 
http://ncseweb.org/news/2009/01/antievolution-legislation-oklahoma-003647
 
Poor religious fanatics, their beliefs are older than science and they just can't make their superstitious explanations fit with scientific proof. "The devil put those dinosaur bones there!"
 
Most open-minded people believe that evolution is not a “theory." It’s been proven, it’s a fact. Creationism is pure fairy tale, no scientific facts to back it up.
 
So, while the scientific community accepts evolution, its opponents are always far-right Christians...or far-right Muslims. If they could actually offer an intelligent alternative, then I could see the point of this legislation. But there is no alternative research...and the *only* ones claiming evolution is a fraud are the religious and the far-right.
 
Hopefully this 320 bill will fail...which would be a victory for science and common sense.
 
Oh well...at least we Okies have a topnotch football program with an extremely well-paid coach. Don't ask about the average teacher’s salary...after all, all they do is shape the young minds who will build the world of tomorrow.
 
Oh, one more silly thing from the God Squad...about sacred oil:
 
"Count Republican Congressman Paul Broun of Georgia as the latest disciple for President-elect Barack Obama.
 
In the space of months, Broun went from calling Obama a `Marxist’ and comparing him to Adolf Hitler, to helping anoint the doorway President-elect Obama will pass through on his way to the platform to be sworn in as President of the United States on Jan. 20.[..]"
 
http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/7434
 
Is it legal to smear oil on a public building? Sounds like vandalism to me.....
 
Come to think of it, I don't know why, in the interest of preserving our country, we shouldn't require every minister, priest, rabbi, etc., to swear to preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States.
 

2009/1/10

Late-night jokes recap 1/10/09

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@ 06:25 AM (10 months, 15 days ago)
 
"ABC has a new reality show about how our government protects our borders, waterways, and airports. Have you seen this? It’s called “Homeland Security USA,” or, as they call it in Afghanistan, “the Terrorist Learning Channel.”--Jay Leno
 
"Well, that’s the name of the show: “Homeland Security USA.” I think that’s better than the original title, which was “Hey, Not So Fast, Ahmed.”--Jay Leno
 
"The World Health Organization announced this week a new outbreak of the bird flu. Quite serious. The bird flu is the most threatening bird-related disease, I guess, since the invention of the Chicken McNuggets."--Jay Leno
 
"Well, there was a historic meeting in Washington this week. Yesterday, Barack Obama and all the former US presidents met at the Oval Office. Did you see it? All the living ex-presidents were there. Jimmy Carter, George Bush Sr., Bill Clinton, Dick Cheney. All of them were there. And, of course, you know, being president-elect is kind of awkward because Barack Obama didn’t have any experiences or accomplishments to talk about as president. So, at least he and President Bush had something in common." --Jay Leno
 
"Well, ladies and gentlemen, an historic day down in Washington because five living presidents had lunch together. George Herbert Walker Bush, George W. Bush, Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama all at the White House, all having lunch. What a day. And while this was going on, John McCain was at Applebee's blowing on his soup." --David Letterman
 
"I understand the lunch went well. Only three shoes thrown." --David Letterman
 
"George Bush picked up the check. Bill Clinton picked up the waitress." --David Letterman
 
"Activists are now pressuring President-elect Obama to make good on his pledge to end the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy in the military to allow gays to openly serve in the military. You know, I think it’s about time. Don’t you? Let me tell you something, if someone is willing to risk their life for our country, they should be able to watch “Dancing with the Stars” openly." --Jay Leno
 
"I tell ya, the economy is bad. The economy is so bad, Iraqis can only afford to throw one shoe." --Jay Leno
 
"The United States Army announced that they will accept overweight recruits. So now when a soldier is AWOL, it means he's at Wendy's ordering lunch." --David Letterman
 
"You know that you're an overweight recruit in the Army when you see a Domino's guy crawl into your foxhole." --David Letterman
 
"As you know, Governor Blagojevich is in trouble for allegedly trying to sell the Senate seat vacated by Barack Obama. And in an interview today, Blagojevich said ... 'If what I've done is impeachable, then I'm on the wrong planet.' That's what he said. Yeah, yeah. That would explain the Klingon helmet hair." --Jay Leno
 
"Actually, it looks like Roland Burris will get his Senate seat. But Senate leaders said not until his certificate is signed by the Illinois secretary of state. They say this has been the rule since 1884. They've never, ever waivered from this. Of course, over the past eight years, they've waved rules against, you know, torture and spying on Americans and violating the Constitution, but never the little signature." --Jay Leno
 
"I love this part. Roland Burris was turned away because they said he didn't meet the high standards of the Senate. Gee. I wonder which senator turned him down. Do you think it was the one who embezzled the money? Maybe it was the one that got caught with the hooker? I know, I'll bet it was the one caught fornicating near the urinal in the airport bathroom. That was the one, exactly." --Jay Leno
 
"You know, President Bush keeps giving interviews about his eight years as president. Earlier this week, he said his greatest accomplishment ... was his effort to privatize Social Security, even though he never actually did it. That's President Bush. Isn't it? Your greatest accomplishment? Well, there aren't any. But if there were, by golly, here's what it would be." --Jay Leno
 
"And you know, I think he's trying to struggle to come up with some accomplishments. They're trying to make him look good, you know. Like today, he took credit for ending the drought in New Orleans." --Jay Leno
 
"On Inauguration Day, Barack Obama is going to be riding in a brand new presidential limousine made by General Motors. Because, folks, nothing says 'hope for the future' like General Motors. ... The good news is that at least they sold one car, apparently." --Conan O'Brien
 
"The Secret Service has unveiled a new state-of-the-art limousine for Barack Obama. A million dollars for this state-art-limousine. Meanwhile, today, John McCain closed a deal on a used LeSabre. But the limousine is massive. It's a three ton, it's a tank-like vehicle, or, as GM calls it, it's a compact." --David Letterman
 
"But here's good news for Obama. The new tank-like limousine is shoe proof, so that's good news." --David Letterman
 
"Hey, did you see this in the paper? In an interview with the Washington Times, Vice President Dick Cheney said he is not a big fan of rap music. You could have knocked me over with a feather. I was stunned by that. Actually, I'm surprised. I mean, look at the guy. He gets driven around in a limo, surrounded by bodyguards, shot a guy in the face -- he is a rap star." --Jay Leno
 
"George Bush Sr. recently said he'd like his son Jeb to be president, but that right now is a bad time for him to run. When asked what a good time would be, Bush Sr. said, 'Eight years ago.'" --Conan O'Brien
 
"And Congress says this week they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. So The guy that made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear." --Jay Leno
 
"Hey, congratulations to Gov. Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol, who had her baby. They named the baby Tripp, which is better than the name Sarah Palin suggested. She wanted to call the kid Joe the baby." --Jay Leno
 

2009/1/9

Guess who's baaaack?

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@ 06:52 AM (10 months, 16 days ago)

Gov, Sarah Palin that's who...back in the headlines and she's got a gripe or two...or three. I am so happy to see her back, I don't really want her going anywhere. I am so grateful every time she opens her mouth to show us the emptiness in her head. I firmly believe she is an enormous asset to my party...yep, I'm a proud Democrat.
 
Conservative filmmaker John Ziegler interviewed Palin for an upcoming documentary and she let loose on the media, her campaign handlers, and the media again (bloggers).
 
Palin was very critical of the Katie Couric interviews, saying they had been edited to make her look stupid...she also said, "Katie, you're not the center of everyone's universe."
 
Any minute now Gov. Palin will provide transcripts showing all those brilliant, insightful answers she gave that Couric "sliced" out.
 
Poor Sarah...she went into the interviews with Couric expecting to be thrown softballs and was totally gobsmacked when Couric actually acted like a journalist.
 
Ziegler asked her about Caroline Kennedy's campaign to replace Hillary Clinton as junior senator from New York.
 
From cbsnews.com: “I’ve been interested to see how Caroline Kennedy will be handled and if she will be handled with kid gloves or if she will be under such a microscope,” Palin said. “It’s going to be interesting to see how that plays out, and I think that as we watch that we will perhaps be able to prove that there is a class issue here also that was such a factor in the scrutiny of my candidacy versus, say, the scrutiny of what her candidacy may be."
 
http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/01/08/politics/politicalhotsheet/entry4708831.shtml
 
First, I wonder if Palin understands the difference between the importance of a junior Senator of NY and the VP of the United States...why one might get more scrutiny than the other.
 
True, Caroline hasn't received anywhere near the national media attention that Palin received, but that's because she wants to be one of 100 senators, serving one state. Palin wanted to be VP...one heartbeat away from leading the free world. The scrutiny *should* be different -- candidates for statewide office and national office are in different leagues.
 
I don't think the media treat these two women differently because of social class. Whining about it just reminds us that Caroline Kennedy was in the top 10 percent of her class at Columbia Law and authored or co-authored several books on Constitutional Rights and American History while Palin was a beauty queen/TV sportscaster  journalism major in 5 different colleges.
 
Playing the victim, suggesting the media is picking on her because she isn't wealthy is just plain silly. Righties always scream "classism!" to cover up differences in credentials.
 
Second, as far as I can tell, the press has been pretty rough on Caroline...especially the New York Times, which published this very unflattering piece:
 
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/28/nyregion/28kennedy.html?hp
 
I've seen plenry of reporters and TV talking heads mocking Caroline's speaking style ("you know") and questioning her credentials...and blogger response to her "candidacy" has been mostly negative, even from Democrats.
 
The only difference I see about the media treatment between Palin and Caroline is that one side of the partisan media was actually pro-Palin, while both sides have attacked Caroline.
 
And, I'll bet Caroline would be on TV day and night if she had a nepotism firing scandal, an interview where she couldn't name one Supreme Court case, or couldn't think of any newspaper she'd read...or accepted a call from two comics claiming one was President Zarkosy who said he enjoyed watching her in a porn film, a book banning attempt and the church exorcist.
 
Oh yeah, or if she claimed to know foreign policy because she can see the Russian Tea Room from her house.
 

2009/1/8

Bailouts Gone Wild!

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@ 05:49 AM (10 months, 17 days ago)

Did April Fool's Day come early this year? But you know, I'd rather give money to the porn industry than Wall St...at least the porn industry is honest about who is getting...you know. Sure, they're not as big as AIG...but really, size shouldn't matter.
 
"Larry Flynt, publisher of Hustler, and Joe Francis, creator of the “Girls Gone Wild” series, are asking Congress for a $5 billion…er…stimulus package to help the adult industry “…weather difficult financial times,” NBC Philadelphia reports.
 
According to the report, sagging DVD sales and rentals are responsible for much of the adult industry’s flaccid returns, and, shockingly, “…viewers are increasingly turning to the Internet for adult entertainment,” [..]"
 
http://www.thesequitur.com/content/view/4106/32/
 
Sorry porn industry...the bailout money is spent, lying back and enjoying a cigarette.
 
Got to hand it to ol' Larry...he's excellent when it comes to exposing Washington's hypocrisy. I remember during the Clinton impeachment circus how he set about revealing the names of adulterous Republicans. One was house speaker-elect, Bob Livingston...who resigned, ending a 20 year political career.
 
I read that "Girls Gone Wild" is the biggest selling mail order film on the planet. If it goes down, thousands of post offices go down...thousands of postal workers will be left jobless.
 
If Hustler goes down it will affect the entire forest industry, thousands of lumberjacks, log transporters, paper mills, printers and newsstand operators will be laid off. Oh the humanity!
 
I feel safe predicting that politicians will not respond to this request for bailout. Just imagine which member of Congress would be the first to propose offering tax dollars to Larry Flynt.
 
Diaper David Vitter would certainly want to...
 
Just imagine the lobbying!
 
PS--Of course I'm just having fun, Flynt and Francis can't be serious. You have to be suspicious that the source for this is a PR firm...and the announcement happens at the same time the porn industry opens a big trade show.
 

2009/1/7

Paging Dr. Gupta

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@ 06:18 AM (10 months, 18 days ago)

Looks like Pres-elect Barack Obama has chosen Dr. Sanjay Gupta to be his Surgeon General. Gupta is CNN's friendly neighborhood neurosurgeon. Everyone likes him...well, except Michael Moore.
 
Maybe this is the Obama Team's way of smoothing things out after the bumpy Panetta and Richardson rides.
 
Of course, Gupta won't be making health care reform policy, Obama and Daschle will do that. Obama probably wants to put a face most people trust out there to push healthcare issues...the fact that everyone knows him could be a plus.
 
From the Washington Post: "America's most famous television surgeon, Sanjay Gupta, is poised to take his black bag and microphone to the White House as President-elect Barack Obama's choice for U.S. surgeon general. [..]"
 
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/01/06/AR2009010603503.html?hpid=topnews
 
Some people might gripe that he dissed Michael Moore.
 
See, back in 2007 Dr. Gupta did a report criticizing Michael Moore’s “Sicko” on CNN...claimed that Moore “fudged his facts. ” The truth was that on every one of the allegedly fudged facts, Moore was actually right and Gupta was wrong. Moore demanded an apology from CNN...I don't remember if he got one.
 
That aside, I think Gupta is a strong choice...he's a trauma surgeon with lots of emergency preparedness experience. In 2003, he traveled to Iraq to cover the medical aspects of the Iraq war and ended up performing emergency surgery on both US soldiers and Iraqi civilians. He was embedded with a Marine medical unit at the time. When a Marine suffered a severe head injury the Marines asked for Gupta's assistance because of his background in neurosurgery. I remember that the Marine survived and was sent back to the US for rehabilitation.
 
I also remember Gupta testifying that he offered to be a first responder to Katrina, and he wasn't permitted to go.
 
The only Surgeon General I really remember is C. Everett Koop, appointed by Reagan in the 80's. He had a funny beard and he actually wore the Surgeon General's uniform, looked like a rear admiral...someone once mistook him for an airline pilot. Koop wanted a smoke-free America and took on the tobacco industry...which pissed off the Republicans who received campaign contributions from 'big 'baccy'.
 
Koop also didn't make the R's happy when he argued that sex education and condoms were the best way to fight the AIDS epidemic. It was Koop who pushed Ronald Reagan to finally publicly address the AIDS crisis.
 
Oh yes, then there was Clinton's Joycelyn Elders of the 90's, the first black SG, who got into trouble because of her comments about teen sexuality. She told them masturbation was okay...had to resign her post I remember.
 
Betcha can't name the last Surgeon General. I had to look it up -- Richard Carmona, and for some reason Steven Galson has been the acting surgeon general. Maybe because Carmona caused a stir when he told a congressional committee the administration would not let him talk about stem cells or sex education.
 
With his CNN exposure, Gupta would probably be the highest-profile official since Koop, and might could play a valuable role in advancing public healthcare.
 
Sounds good to me.

 

2009/1/6

What about, you know, Caroline Kennedy?

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@ 06:35 AM (10 months, 19 days ago)


Some of my Democratic friends don't approve of NY Gov. Patterson appointing Caroline Kennedy to Hillary Clinton's Senate seat. They say that a person who's never run for office doesn't deserve an appointment simply because she's a celebrity. They ask - don't we want a political system that isn't tilted in favor of the rich, famous, and connected? They think the choice of Caroline will hurt the prospects of 'more qualified' NY Democrats. One is representative Kristen Gillibrand who just won re-election by a landslide, and who is a dynamic energetic young congresswoman.

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Robin Williams on Obama election

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@ 02:54 AM (10 months, 19 days ago)

In case you missed it....

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2009/1/5

NEVER MIND!

@ 06:06 AM (10 months, 20 days ago)

Just what President-elect Obama needs, another Democratic pay-for-play scandal.
 
From the Washington Post, January 5: "New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson, chosen by President-elect Barack Obama to be commerce secretary, withdrew from consideration yesterday, citing an ongoing federal "pay-to-play" investigation involving one of his political donors as a significant obstacle to his confirmation. [..]"
 
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/01/04/AR2009010401607.html?hpid=topnews
 
Wha happened? Was the vetting process for Richardson a little skimpy because he had already been through the intense media scrutiny of a presidential race? Or was Richardson completely forthcoming with the vetters?
 
There have been stories about this Fed investigation in the local media - the Albuquerque Journal - as far back as August 2008. Still, some reports say the Obama team feel that Richardson didn’t completely level with them. Publicly they say that Richardson did discuss the investigation with them, and they believe that he and his administration have done nothing wrong.
 
Of course, Richardson denies any wrong-doing...and he's doing the smart thing by withdrawing his name. It lessens the political collateral damage...and, if the allegations prove untrue, maybe he'll pop up later in some other political higher-office job.
 
Obama certainly doesn't need another Democratic pay-for-play scandal...not on top of Blagojevich. But please remember - from all the facts we have so far, there's been nothing to suggest that Obama, or any his people, participated in Blagojevich's escapades in any way.
 
Of course, journalists and commentators will work hard to make such connections...it's how they earn their bread. It's just a shame that the McCarthy-like guilt-by-association tends to stick like stink on a skunk.
 
Hopefully Obama has built up enough good will during his transition process to not be knocked off track by this latest news. He will need his full clout to get his stimulus package passed...because no matter what the GOP say about working together, they probably intend to try and slow it (and him) down.
 
Ah well, this latest news sure made some people happy...the jackasses on the far right are braying. The RNC and Fox News think they have fresh ammo. But, in general, most of the country probably won't care much at all. Sure, it's annoying to Team Obama, and some vetters will get a stern talking to...but overall, Richardson's withdrawal is hardly more than a little bump in the road.
 
If we think back on it, we'll remember that every incoming president seems to have one cabinet nominee hit a snag -- Linda Chavez, Zoe Baird, and John Tower are three recent examples. At least Richardson is bowing out well in advance of confirmation hearings.
 
And please find me one national politician in either party - at any level - who has not had some kind of contact with one or more corrupt business people or politicians.
 

2009/1/4

Curses! Foiled again!!

@ 04:58 AM (10 months, 21 days ago)

 

Had to share this...

"A builder scared off a house-breaker by running at him dressed as the Norse god Thor.

The terrified intruder leapt from a first floor window to escape Torvald Alexander, who was dressed as the Norse god of thunder in a red cape and silver helmet and breastplate.

Mr Alexander had just returned from a New Year's Eve fancy dress party when he discovered the man in his home in Inverleith, Edinburgh........

The house-breaker did not steal anything but left behind his shoes and the
garden fork he used to break in.

He landed on a pitched roof outside the window which broke his fall, and
made his escape. Mr Alexander, whose name has Norwegian roots, was inspired
to dress as Thor by the Marvel comics series.

He made his costume himself, using large quantities of tinfoil.[..] "

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Burglar_scared_off_by_man_dressed_as_Thor&in_article_id=457205&in_page_id=2

I like my builders dressed properly...in Saran Wrap.

Remember this old joke? - Thor flies down from the mountain top and spies a comely young maiden. He makes wild passionate love to her for hours as only a god can do. When he was done, he stood up, raised his hammer to the heaven and bellowed: "I'm Thor".

To which the maiden replied: "You're thor? I'm tho thor I can hardly thit."

Heheh..tho thilly.

A legacy of Bushisms

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@ 03:39 AM (10 months, 21 days ago)
 
George W. Bush left us with so many delicious malaprops and mangled statements, but my absolute favorite is the OB/GYN one, I saw him deliver that little goody on TV and couldn't believe my ears. Another good one was what he said during his "machine making place" speech in Mesa -- "If the terriers and barrifs are torn down, this economy will grow..."
 
- "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." - September 2000, explaining his energy policies at an event in Michigan.
 
- "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" - January 2000, during a campaign event in South Carolina.
 
- "They misunderestimated the compassion of our country. I think they misunderestimated the will and determination of the commander in chief, too." - Sept. 26, 2001, in Langley, Va. Bush was referring to the terrorists who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks.
 
- "There's no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind, that we will fail." - Oct. 4, 2001, in Washington. Bush was remarking on a back-to-work plan after the terrorist attacks.
 
- "It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber." - April 10, 2002, at the White House, as Bush urged Senate passage of a broad ban on cloning.
 
- "I want to thank the dozens of welfare-to-work stories, the actual examples of people who made the firm and solemn commitment to work hard to embetter themselves." - April 18, 2002, at the White House.
 
- "There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again." - Sept. 17, 2002, in Nashville, Tenn.
 
- "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." - Aug. 5, 2004, at the signing ceremony for a defense spending bill.
 
- "Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." - Sept. 6, 2004, at a rally in Poplar Bluff, Mo.
 
- "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004
 
- "You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." —to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005
 
- "Our most abundant energy source is coal. We have enough coal to last for 250 years, yet coal also prevents an environmental challenge." - April 20, 2005, in Washington.
 
- "We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job." - Sept. 20, 2005, in Gulfport, Miss.
 
- "It was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship. After all, 60 years we were at war 60 years ago we were at war." - June 29, 2006, at the White House, where Bush met with Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi.
 
- "Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die." - Dec. 7, 2006, in a joint appearance with British Prime Minister Tony Blair.
 
- "Mr. Prime Minister, thank you for your introduction. Thank you for being such a fine host for the OPEC summit." - September 2007, in Sydney, Australia, where Bush was attending an APEC summit.
 
- "Thank you, Your Holiness. Awesome speech." April 16, 2008, at a ceremony welcoming Pope Benedict XVI to the White House.
 
- "The fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there's jobs at the machine-making place." - May 27, 2008, in Mesa, Ariz.
 
- "And they have no disregard for human life." - July 15, 2008, at the White House. Bush was referring to enemy fighters in Afghanistan.
 
- "I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office." - June 26, 2008, during a Rose Garden news briefing.
 
- "Throughout our history, the words of the Declaration have inspired immigrants from around the world to set sail to our shores. These immigrants have helped transform 13 small colonies into a great and growing nation of more than 300 people." - July 4, 2008 in Virginia.
 
- "The people in Louisiana must know that all across our country there's a lot of prayer - prayer for those whose lives have been turned upside down. And I'm one of them. It's good to come down here." - Sept. 3, 2008, at an emergency operations center in Baton Rouge, La., after Hurricane Gustav hit the Gulf Coast.
 
- "This thaw - took a while to thaw, it's going to take a while to unthaw." Oct. 20, 2008, in Alexandria, La., as he discussed the economy and frozen credit markets.
 
You can watch some of them here:
 
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=EGRYPYuFZLk&feature=related
 

2009/1/3

Bloggers...we write because we can

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@ 05:26 AM (10 months, 22 days ago)

I saw Ana Marie Cox on C-SPAN's Washington Journal the other day. She contributes to a popular political blog called thedailybeast.com. She talked about the evolution of blogs, how bloggers were once thought of as "people who sit at home with nothing to do all day", but now certain popular blogs have evolved to actually impact the political scene.
 
It used to be the mainstream media which broke stories, but that was before the lightning fast and far reaching computer. Nowadays many scandals and secrets which might've been suppressed by the traditional media, will suddenly appear on several popular blogs and break the story worldwide in minutes.
 
Some people think it should be called “RealTime Reporting” instead of blogging.
 
Many political commentators and journalists claim blogs have had a role either in changing the direction of a campaign or the outcome of an election.
 
It was bloggers who fueled allegations about what Sen. John Edwards was hiding in his closet, and that was the tipping point in The National Enquirer's decision to publish it.
 
It was bloggers who made the ‘macaca’ incident into the scandal that helped sink George Allen during the 2006 Senate race in Virginia. Senator Allen was captured on film, twice, referring to a Jim Webb volunteer as 'macaca' - a racial slur - during a campaign speech. Bloggers raced to put it on YouTube...you know the rest - Jim Webb won.
 
It was careful digging by bloggers who broke the story about the use of white phosphorus as a chemical weapon by US troops in Iraq...the mainstream press failed to tackle this story. Blogs keep news journalists on their toes.
 
Blogging has been called "the new media." The growth of this easy-to-use publishing tool could well be the best thing that's happened to journalism since radio, and then television, offered new ways to reach people.
 
For most of us, blogging is a hobby. Blogs allow millions of people to have a voice, to publish their ideas. A blog can be a personal journal on the Web, a place to share information, or an outlet for the blogger's frustrations.
 
Blogs cover as many different topics and opinions as there are people writing them. Some blogs have enormous readership and are highly influential...while others are mostly intended for a close circle of family and friends.
 
Blogs can run the gamut from feral howling to finely tuned poetry. Bloggers can run the gamut from teeny boppers to college students, from ex-policemen to ex-cons, from ex-hippies to housewives to truck drivers...you name it.
 
I am a political junkie and use my blog mostly to vent about politics. I like to occasionally throw in a little humor for levity. It's an opinion blog, though I try to be careful with my research so that I can comment on true facts. I try not to use other blogs as a resource - to me, that's like inbreeding - but rather mainstream media reports.
 
Sometimes blogs can be part of a lively debate in the Comments section. Sometimes blogs spark a flame war, the modus operandi of those who won't tolerate a different point of view, or can't articulate their own point of view...who fill a Comments section with vile personal attacks. All the while championing Free Speech, no doubt...as long as it's theirs.
 
I am small potatoes in the readership department compared to the big political opinion blogs. But that's okay with me, I'm not all that ambitious. My Blog-hi traffic reports show a decent amount of readers...growing daily thanks to friends and family passing my blog around and linking it in their blogs. I am usually in the top five of Blog-hi's politics category.
 
In the end, it's the readers who decide if a blog is worth their time.
 

2009/1/2

How Bush&Co support the troops

@ 09:59 AM (10 months, 22 days ago)

In Fort Carson, CO, there have been nine murders committed by soldiers back from Iraq...and rape and domestic violence are also up. Here's excerpts from a New York Times article about how the Army's deals with violence by soldiers returning from battle:
 
~~"The latest killing was in October, when the police say Robert H. Marko, an infantryman, raped and killed Judilianna Lawrence, a developmentally disabled teenager he had met online. Specialist Marko believed that on his 21st birthday he would become the "Black Raptor" -- half-man, half-dinosaur, a confidential Army document shows. The Army evaluated him three times for mental health problems but cleared him for combat each time."~~
 
How in the hell did a soldier this disturbed manage to clear, not just once, but three times? To let a man that troubled wander around Iraq with weapons is terrifying.
 
Next, here's a soldier who tried to commit suicide while in Iraq, but was sent home with a back injury and a diagnosis of PTSD:
 
~~""The first words out of the Mental Health Authority was, 'we are severely understaffed,'" Mr. Needham said in an e-mail message to an officer at Walter Reed. "If you're suicidal we can see you twice a week, otherwise once a week."
 
Fort Carson assured Mike Needham that his son was receiving proper care. But during his son's visit home during the Thanksgiving break, Mr. Needham found him smearing camouflage-colored makeup on his face and frantically sharpening a stick with a kitchen knife."~~
 
Here's a soldier who had tried to shoot himself in Iraq and eventually beat a woman to death. Looks to me that outpatient care twice a week was not a good idea...the episode with the makeup and the kitchen knife should have screamed that loud and clear.
 
Here's the entire sad article:
 
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/02/us/02veterans.html?hp=&pagewanted=all
 
Someone should be held accountable if the Army and/or the VA is too understaffed to do right by these soldiers.
 
Folks, think of your cities and towns...with these poor souls wandering around with untreated psychiatric problems.
 
Think of our broken military...who depend on these soldiers who are suffering from untreated depression or PTSD. It's just good common sense to remove all obstacles to them getting institutional help. If soldiers worry that getting help will damage their careers, the Army as a whole will suffer.
 
Besides, it's a matter of basic human decency.
 
And get this - a diagnosis of PTSD can sometimes result in a "personality disorder" discharge...which can deny VA coverage and other veterans' benefits too.
 
Who can blame a soldier for not revealing emotional problems...because doing so will cost the soldiers not only their careers, but their after-service medical benefits. This is because of another change in rules made by the Bush Administration...this is how they "support the troops."
 
Just one more example of the legacy of George W. Bush.
 
Can you imagine the mental trauma of doing your third or fourth tour of duty in Iraq?The military and the VA needs to start treating PTSD as what it is - a ticking time bomb.
 

2009/1/1

America's hall of shame

@ 10:34 AM (10 months, 23 days ago)
 
First, I'd like to wish Blog-hi and my readers a Happy Healthy and Prosperous New Year. My new year is starting on a bright note, somehow Blog-hi editors took the spam-reporting button away from the spiteful chromosomally aberrant among us...or blocked it. My blog has been reported as spam for eons...but apparently Blog-hi doesn't agree. I'm still here. <G>
 
Okay...on with the fun....
 
"From Sarah Palin to AIG's pamper-hungry sales reps, the following characters have made us less than proud."
 
The American Guardian's Michael Tomasky put together his list of the 19 worst Americans of 2008, and it's quite a collection. Here are some of my favorite shameful people:
 
"1 Bernard Madoff. It's pronounced "made-off". Could Dickens have named him better? Bilking people and institutions out of $50bn is a pretty surefire way to make yourself No 1 with a bullet on anyone's year-end bad guys' list.
 
2 Sarah Palin. Does she really deserve to be this high? Never in my adult lifetime has one politician so perfectly embodied everything that is malign about my country: the proto-fascist nativism, the know-nothingism, the utterly cavalier lack of knowledge about the actual principles on which the country was founded. So, heck, you betcha she does!
 
3 George Bush. There were years when he would have been higher - 2000, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006 and 2007. I'll give him a slight pass for 2001, what with the attacks and all that. In those previous years, he stole an election, started an unnecessary war, lied about it, approved torture, let a great US city drown and so on. This year he merely presided over the bankruptcy of the global economy. Twenty days and counting.
 
4 Rod Blagojevich. "Whatever I say is always lawful, whatever I'm interested in doing is always lawful." Uh-huh. Depending on what comes out at his trial, he's a strong contender for an even higher spot in 2009.
 
8 Dick Cheney. Just because. If he lives to be 99 - and he's not as old as he looks: can you believe, for instance, that he's younger than Ringo? - and I'm still doing this column, something tells me he'll always find his way on the list. It'll take that long to undo the damage he's done to flag and country.
 
10 The boys from AIG. Less than a week after the insurance giant received an $85bn federal bail-out, some AIG execs and sales reps spent $440,000 on a retreat at an exclusive resort, including $23,000 in spa charges. Well, they were under tremendous stress, you know.
 
16 John Edwards. How could a person run for president knowing that he'd cheated on his cancer-stricken wife with a woman who subsequently bore a child? (He denies paternity.) What if he'd actually won the nomination, and then this news came out? He gives bad judgment a bad name."
 
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/dec/31/usa-palin-barack
 
What? No Lifetime Achievement for Karl Rove? Okay, it's personal...
 
I truly don't think Sarah-the circus-clown-Palin should be higher on the list than George W. Bush. Sure, Palin demonstrated what's wrong with this country, but Bush's actions put us into a long, phony, deadly expensive war. So many of our kids died or were maimed for life. Bush's action's helped sink the economy...he and his greedy cronies deregulated everything they could. He should top the list.
 
Dick Cheney should be higher on the list. He thumbed his nose at our constitution and helped destroy both our economy and our military.
 
John Edward would be high on my list, and it's definitely personal. I wholeheartedly supported him. He was my dream candidate. What a colossal ego he had/has, and what a colossal fool I was. He ran for president knowing that he had the affair and the baby in his closet. If he'd gotten the nomination, we'd have lost the election for sure, and everything we'd worked for. To gamble with the presidency when our country and the world are in such dire straits is incredibly selfish.
 
BTW-Where's my fellow Okie Sally Kern...our state representative who said the "homosexual agenda" is more dangerous than terrorism?
 
And I don't understand why Spitzer made the list, but not the diaper wearing Vitter.