Sooner Blue

Mostly politics, a few current events, a squirt of seltzer down yer pants .. a little blog for my rambles and rants.

2010/11/30

Remember all those "man up" pot shots?

@ 06:20 PM (30 months, 5 days ago)

 

Remember when certain women Tea Party candidates were challenging the manliness of their opponents during the midterm race?

Sharron Angle said, "Man up, Harry Reid."

Christine O'Donnell told her opponent, "this is not a bake-off, get your man-pants on."

Sarah Palin said, "Jan Brewer has the cojones that our president does not have."

It became a kind of Republican theme and it sort of creeped me out .. because you know, we women have fought hard to have women not be judged on their sexuality or their femininity. So, for women to put down men in this particular way .. I found it a little bit disturbing.

Anyway, whoever thought it was a good idea to attack men on their masculinity probably had another think coming .. because all those women lost. Every single one of them.

Another thing I'd like to point out -- this was supposed to be the year of the Republican woman, but we were down three women in Congress. Democratic women still outnumber Republican women two to one.

 

Hey America, who's your daddy now?

@ 11:53 AM (30 months, 5 days ago)

 

Guess what? There's a new biography of Christopher Columbus - "Columbus: The Untold Story" - wot claims that the man who discovered the Americas was neither Italian nor Spanish like we always thought, but the son of an exiled Polish king who lied to protect his father's true identity.

Now, now .. no Polish jokes about how many explorers does it take to mistake the Americas for India ..

Why the Right is so bitter and hateful

@ 07:06 AM (30 months, 5 days ago)

 

I am still amazed by how much anger, hatred, and bitterness there is on the radical Right today. Their nasty racist attacks on Obama fueled rightie blogs during the campaign, and intensified by his Inauguration. He had barely been sworn in when they started hoarding guns .. even caused an ammunition shortage.

They said they feared that Obama would take away their guns. Well, it's been two years .. has he?

Rightie newspapers got into it too .. The New York Post, owned by FOX News boss Rupert Murdoch, ran a cartoon implying that a crazed chimpanzee wrote the economic stimulus bill, which was actually developed and championed by our nation’s first black president.

The cartoon by Sean Delonas shows two police officers, one with a smoking gun, standing over the body of a bullet-riddled chimp. The caption reads: "They'll have to find someone else to write the next stimulus bill."

I'd call that a classic piece of bigotry right out of the Jim Crow era.

Righties both in and out of Congress are still knocking themselves out trying to cause President Obama to fail. The election of a black president made them all too aware that their white male supremacist world is slowly dying .. that their old ways of women and minorities "staying in their place" is fast disappearing.

And it’s about dang time.

They say they want their country back .. but the country they want back is full of smiling white Father Knows Best faces, who live behind white picket fences along a Mayberry street, with no pesky people of color to muddy the view.

They especially want that Black Man out of the White House.

 

2010/11/29

In Chandler Country, a poem

@ 09:22 AM (30 months, 6 days ago)

 

California night. The Devil's wind,
the Santa Ana, blows in from the east,
raging through the canyon like a drunk
screaming in a bar.
The air tastes like
a stubbed-out cigarette. But why complain?
The weather's fine as long as you don't breathe.
Just lean back on the sweat-stained furniture,
lights turned out, windows shut against the storm,
and count your blessings.
Another sleepless night,
when every wrinkle in the bedsheet scratches
like a dry razor on a sunburned cheek,
when every ten-year whiskey tastes like sand,
and quiet women in the kitchen run
their fingers on the edges of a knife
and eye their husbands' necks. I wish them luck.

Tonight it seems that if I took the coins
out of my pocket and tossed them in the air
they'd stay a moment glistening like a net
slowly falling through dark water.
I remember
the headlights of the cars parked on the beach,
the narrow beams dissolving on the dark
surface of the lake, voices arguing
about the forms, the crackling radio,
the sheeted body lying on the sand,
the trawling net still damp beside it. No,
she wasn't beautiful – but at that age
when youth itself becomes a kind of beauty –
"Taking good care of your clients, Marlowe?"

Relentlessly the wind blows on. Next door
catching a scent, the dogs begin to howl.
Lean, furious, raw-eyed from the storm,
packs of coyotes come down from the hills
where there is nothing left to hunt.

by Dana Gioia

"In Chandler Country" by Dana Gioia, from Daily Horoscope. © Graywolf Press, 2002. Reprinted with permission.

 

Gosh Tiger, has it been a year?

@ 09:02 AM (30 months, 6 days ago)

 

Tiger Woods is back in the news .. the media 'celebrates' the anniversary of his fall from grace.

Last Thanksgiving Tiger crashed his SUV outside of his Florida home, causing a nasty scandal that would take the world by storm and cripple his golfing career.

Since then, Tiger has lost his wife, his #1 ranking, a lot of endorsements and his dignity. He returned to golf last April for the Masters .. but has yet to finish higher than 4th in a tournament.

Tiger may be down, but he's not out. The talent is still there .. but golf is such a mental game that it will take time for him to find his way back to it.

There's also that Asian save-face and honor thing that he probably grew up with .. he has to find a way to put that to rest, to stop worrying about what people think of him.

Tiger has been under so much scrutiny the past year that it’s natural for his golf game to diminish .. but I truly think that he will return to glory, win a major championship and regain his #1 ranking.

I've heard jokes about "When he can drive a golf ball farther than his Escalade ..."

There will always be jokes, but if Tiger wants to secure his legacy, he needs to get to a place where he can forget the media and paparazzi and bear down on his game and re-establish his dominance. If he does this all else will take care of itself.

There's a saying about how the public only remembers you for the last thing you did .. once Tiger starts winning again, people will forget about the scandal and he can relax and forget about it too.

So how did he commemorate the one-year mark? He celebrated Thanksgiving with his mother, and got to have his two young children with him, probably because his ex-wife is Swedish and doesn't celebrate turkey day.

Sounds like he had a nice time .. he left a message on Twitter: "Hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving. I just finished a pretty tough cardio session this morning because of all the apple and pumpkin pie."

Hey, no jokes about his cardio ... or pie ...

 

They just didn't tell anyone it was a joke

@ 07:36 AM (30 months, 6 days ago)

 

But maybe Fox News didn't know .. they're so gullible and ready to believe anything that bashes Obama. So, the joke is really on Fox, for taking a comedy news story as fact .. more proof that Fox does not do research.

Anyway, I thought it was so funny when Fox Nation (Fox News subsidiary) posted an excerpt from a satirical article in Onion last Friday, called: "Frustrated Obama Sends Nation Rambling 75,000-Word E-Mail" .. only Fox didn't explain that it was satire.

Yep, they've probably taken it down by now .. but it was right there on their Culture Page, amid a bunch of real news articles like "Rush Outraged At Obama's Thanksgiving Proclamation" .. "Woman Wears Bikini to LAX" ...

Read about it here in Mediaite:

"Most people recognize The Onion as the Peabody Award-winning satire machine that it is. Some people, however, don’t. Which is why we get a story like this every few months. Of course, it’s sometimes easy to mistake an Onion article for the real thing since the writers make sure to skew as close to their targets as possible. It also doesn’t hurt when real news outlets reprint the satirists’ work and decide not to let their readers know it’s a joke, as Fox Nation did today. ....

Here’s a screenshot of the post before it’s (hopefully) taken down. Click through twice to get full size. [..]"

This not the first time Fox has done this -- I remember a couple of satirical news stories that they reported as factual. One was a Wikipedia hoax about a judge in Florida .. Rush Limbaugh sure fell for that one.

The other was the report about flying jet packs on Fox and Friends.

 

2010/11/28

Tea Party fanatics and saboteurs

@ 11:30 AM (30 months, 7 days ago)

 

.. are destroying the Republican party from within.

Tea Party fanatics are willing to sabotage a crucial foreign policy initiative, the START treaty, simply because ratifying it would be seen as a political victory for President Obama.

It doesn’t matter WHAT Obama does, or how it will help the country, the economy, or the military .. if it hurts Obama’s election prospects, they will stop at nothing, they are willing to weaken the country if it helps their political prospects.

And it’s not just Obama on their target list -- sane Republicans like Sen. Richard Lugar, an experienced voice on foreign policy who supports the START treaty, is going to be knee-capped by the Tea Party for breaking ranks and doing what’s right for the country.

The START treaty is pretty straightforward -- it allows us to verify what the Russians are doing with their nuclear arsenal. If the treaty isn't ratified, Russian nukes could wind up on the Black Market where Iran, North Korea, Bin Laden and other crazies with money could buy them.

Even old warmongers like Henry Kissinger, James Baker III and Brent Scowcroft strongly support ratification of the treaty.

Yet in Tea Partyland, they pass for apologists, appeasers, and weaklings .. and the the Tea Partyers want Jon Kyl to weaken START or kill it, only to keep Obama from making points.

Also, by now it should be clear that Republicans are intentionally trying to keep the economy from recovering in order to make political gains.

Mitch McConnell came right out and said it, several times .. that the intention of the Republicans is to make Obama a one term president. That means few, if any, spending bills should pass to keep the government running.

They will give Obama NO victories, even if it makes the world a little safer.

If they are willing to take positions that undermine national defense just to make political gains, why shouldn’t I assume they’d be willing to do the same thing to the economy?

Read about it here:

John C. Danforth said: "[Republican party] .. we have gone so far overboard that we are beyond redemption."

And here:

"Only two governments in the world .. wouldn’t like to see this treaty ratified: the government in Tehran and the government in North Korea."

 

2010/11/27

Leave Willie Nelson ALONE!!

@ 10:39 AM (30 months, 8 days ago)

 

Willie was arrested for possession of marijuana .. I'm shocked, shocked!

Next we'll find out that water is wet, the sky is blue, and oxygen is highly desirable for breathing ..

I was on Willie's bus in '80, it always smells like pot. (Okay, okay, Willie wasn't there .. but Paul English was .. and he kept saying that Willie would be back any minute .. but we finally gave up and left.)

Willie Nelson is a very nice man .. he has helped many people. Years ago he raised lots of money for famers by creating Farm Aid. He helped a lot of farmers hang on to their farms. That was not the only time he gave his time, and money to help others in need.

Border patrol needs to stick with catching real criminals instead of arresting a harmless old pot smoker .. I mean, it's not like he was driving the bus.

Willie Nelson is 77 years old .. old enough to know what he's doing, and he probably needs a little weed to take the aches and pains out of his old bones. I heard him say in interviews that it helped wean him from alcohol.

Hey Willie .. get yerself a medical marijuana card .....

If you want to read about this nonsense, here it is.

 

This Democrat ain't too worried about 2012

@ 08:39 AM (30 months, 8 days ago)

 

Yep, President Obama's approval ratings are low, but who are the Republicans gonna call?

Sarah Palin is beautiful and charismatic but empty-headed, and her base is too small. The majority of Republicans don't think she's qualified to be president .. even the Fox News bubble won't be able to protect her when establishment Republicans start attacking her. (Karl Rove, Barbara Bush)

Mitt Romney looks presidential but he's flip-flopped on everything from gay rights to abortion and immigration reform, not to mention that Romney-care is virtually identical to Obama-care .. and he wears funny underwear and believes Jesus and Satan are brothers. Dems will bring up that Mormons like to talk about God's plan for a Mormon president who'll prepare Earth for acceptance of religious extraterrestrials. The Tea Party hates him, as do Southern evangelicals.

Mike Huckabee is down-home likable .. evangelicals love him. He's anti-intellectual enough, but even Okie rightie Chuck Norris couldn’t help him raise enough money to run a presidential campaign in '08. He'd also have to worry about Dems bringing up how he granted clemency to that bad guy with the long rap sheet .. you know, the one who hightailed it to Washington state and murdered four police officers before being gunned down himself.

Tim Pawlenty hasn't been able to break through the GOP ceiling even after he took a right turn on some social issues. He still registers low in the polls, his name recognition not being very good, even with Republicans. I enjoyed his appearance on The Daily Show .. which shows he's doomed right there.

Newt Gingrich always draws a lot of "will he run" attention. He once led a GOP revolution on Capitol Hill when Clinton was president, which led to a complete government shutdown, which the GOP still doesn't like to talk about. The Dems always bring up his soap opera personal life -- he told his first wife he wanted a divorce while she was in the hospital being treated for cancer .. then, when his second wife was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis, he ran off with a young staffer.

Rudy Guiliani? .. don't make me laugh.

Then we have John Thune, Haley Barbour, Mike Pence, and Rick Santorum .. who barely register in GOP polls.

Republicans might go looking for an untested dark horse like Senate-elect Marco Rubio. Gov. Chris Christie generates buzz, but he's been hounded so much that he threatened suicide if they didn't leave him alone. And Texas Gov. Rick "secession" Perry keeps saying he's not interested ...

Nope, not a one of them gets my knickers in a knot.

Let's face it -- the Tea Partyers have committed Republican Party Hari Kari. 2012 could well be a repeat of 2008 .. because R's don't seem to like any of their potential candidates. They had eight candidates in '08 and couldn't really agree on any of them .. remember how Limbaugh hated John McCain?

2012 will be more fun .. because they'll need an evangelical white male Tea Party anti-earmarks anti-Social Security social conservative extremist who has "Executive Experience" ...

 

Cruising with the Beach Boys, a poem

@ 07:18 AM (30 months, 8 days ago)

 

So strange to hear that song again tonight
Travelling on business in a rented car
Miles from anywhere I've been before.
And now a tune I haven't heard for years
Probably not since it last left the charts
Back in L.A. in 1969.
I can't believe I know the words by heart
And can't think of a girl to blame them on.

Every lovesick summer has its song,
And this one I pretended to despise,
But if I was alone when it came on,
I turned it up full-blast to sing along –
A primal scream in croaky baritone,
The notes all flat, the lyrics mostly slurred.
No wonder I spent so much time alone
Making the rounds in Dad's old Thunderbird.

Some nights I drove down to the beach to park
And walk along the railings of the pier.
The water down below was cold and dark,
The waves monotonous against the shore.
The darkness and the mist, the midnight sea,
The flickering lights reflected from the city –
A perfect setting for a boy like me,
The Cecil B. DeMille of my self-pity.

I thought by now I'd left those nights behind,
Lost like the girls that I could never get,
Gone with the years, junked with the old T-Bird.
But one old song, a stretch of empty road,
Can open up a door and let them fall
Tumbling like boxes from a dusty shelf,
Tightening my throat for no reason at all
Bringing on tears shed only for myself.

by Dana Gioia

"Cruising with the Beach Boys" by Dana Gioia, from Daily Horoscope. © Graywolf Press, 2002. Reprinted with permission

 

2010/11/26

Bad 'ol stimulus, bad!

@ 08:16 AM (30 months, 9 days ago)

 

"CBO: Stimulus Gave Large Jobs Boost"

What a bunch of Commie Soshlists! .. giving tax breaks to most Americans, backing up state budgets, saving the jobs of police, firemen, teachers, boosting GDP ...

Seriously, hate to ruin that nice Republican tryptophan afterglow .. the last thing they want to hear is that more Americans found jobs and that Obama's recovery plan is working .. seein' as how righties pray so hard for him to fail and all ...

The nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office said that the unemployment rate, currently at 9.6 percent, would have been 0.8 to 2 percent higher without the Recovery Act .. and that Obama's stimulus package put 1.4 million to 3.6 million people to work between July and September.

WASHINGTON — The massive U.S. stimulus package, widely viewed by voters to be ineffective, put 1.4 million to 3.6 million people to work between July and September, the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office said Wednesday....[..]"

I do know that the stimulus money helped put jobs in my community:

"...Fort Sill received roughly $59.5 million of President Obama's American Recovery and Reinvestment Act to fund repair/sustainment projects. ... We have 30 separate projects to repair and modernize facilities being funded with stimulus dollars. ..."

 

We All Fall Down

@ 07:13 AM (30 months, 9 days ago)

 

A great new GM TV ad aired yesterday .. thanking Americans for the bailout of the company.

You Tea Party righties can whine all you want about how the GM bailout should never have happened .. but saving GM and the millions of spinoff jobs was exactly the right thing to do .. if for no other reason than to save an American symbol of greatness.

If GM had folded, the consequences would've had far more impact than the off chance they would renege on a loan.

So now GM is profitable again and has already paid back 1/2 the bailout money and expects to repay the rest very soon.

If Obama and the Democrats don't take THAT to the bank, they should just give up right now. All of us, working together .. that's how we've always gotten things done as a nation.

Anyway, the ad is definitely worth watching. Here it is if you missed it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr94zStsk8E

In other good news: "...GM to Rehire 200 Workers for Flint South Plant, Invest $163M in the Midwest ... The automaker is investing $163 million in three Midwestern plants, including the plant in Flint. WWJ’s Florence Walton reports that an estimated 135 jobs will be saved right in the city..."

 

2010/11/25

The Hammer gets nailed

@ 06:03 PM (30 months, 10 days ago)

 

... no, not M.C., Tom.

"Ex-House Leader DeLay Found Guilty in Texas Case"

Can schadenfreude kill you?

And it was a TEXAS jury wot found him guilty .. despite his talented hot-shot legal counsel. Of course he's whining about an "abuse of power" .. and if anyone knows about abusing power, it's Tom Delay.

I won't hold my breath for any serious jail time here, though it's comforting to know that the legal process can still work.

Facts are -- DeLay solicited corporate donations, then he gave the RNC a check for $190,000. The RNC turns around and donates exactly that amount to seven GOP candidates in Texas that DeLay wanted elected. Illegal because Texas law prohibited corporate donations to candidates.

Poor ol' Tom, if only he could've waited a little longer .. until the Supreme Court had a right-wing majority and voted to allow the unchecked spending of corporations in our elections.

And he can't dance either.

From the NYTimes: "AUSTIN – Tom DeLay, one of the most powerful and divisive Republican lawmakers to ever come out of Texas, was convicted Monday of money laundering charges in a state trial, five years after his indictment here forced him to resign as majority leader in the House of Representatives.[..]"

But don't cry for Tom, he was convicted of state crimes, not federal, and Republicans control the Texas Legislature .. I'll bet the recently re-elected Republican governor is drawing up a pardon as we speak.

 

How's that earmark ban thingy workin' out for ya?

@ 06:00 PM (30 months, 10 days ago)

About a week ago Senate Republicans were all fired up to impose an earmark moratorium on themselves. Here's how it's working so far:

"WASHINGTON --[O]nly three days after GOP senators and senators-elect renounced earmarks, Arizona Sen. Jon Kyl, the No. 2 Senate Republican, got himself a whopping $200 million to settle an Arizona Indian tribe's water rights claim against the government.

Kyl slipped the measure into a larger bill sought by President Barack Obama and passed by the Senate on Friday to settle claims by black farmers and American Indians against the federal government. ...

The money for the 15,000-member White Mountain Apache Tribe was one of four tribal water rights claims totaling almost $570 million that was added to the $5 billion-plus bill. ...

The $200 million in Kyl's measure would be used to construct and maintain a drinking water project on the Fort Apache Indian Reservation, including a dam, reservoir, treatment plant and delivery pipelines.[..]"

I agree with the purpose of this earmark .. sounds like a good deal for the Indians. That's why I've never been on the earmark banning bandwagon .. they're not all wasteful and silly like Ted Stevens' 'bridge to nowhere' .. because things like this water rights claim, that should be funded, would have trouble getting passed on their own.

But why did Kyl throw his support behind banning earmarks less than a week ago? Tea Party Pressure? And what will they say now? Poor babies actually fell for Republican nonsense about less spending, fiscal responsibility, blah blah blah ...

Anyway, if folks are against earmarks because of potential abuse, how 'bout adding some structure that will hold it in check?

Give each member of Congress some amount of money to dedicate to specific projects. Instead of "I'll vote for your bill if you tuck in this $2million goody for me", let the members of Congress 'spend' their kitty on projects within their own district, or trade it away in return for a vote or whatever.

Think of it as cap-and-trade for earmarks. They're kept to a budget, but good stuff can still get done.

 

Wait, there's another Korea?

@ 05:52 PM (30 months, 10 days ago)

 

This is rich. Sarah Palin called in to Glenn Beck's radio show to urge the US "to stand with our North Korean allies."

And before that she said, "... and we're not having a lot of faith that the White House is gonna come out with a strong enough policy to sanction what it is that North Korea's gonna do."

Anyway, Beck 'refudiated' her, corrected her "North Korean allies" remark, and then she said, "Yeah. And we're also bound by prudence to stand with our South Korean allies, yes."

Hey, give the poor woman a break. North Korea .. South Korea .. it's probably hard to tell the difference from her porch.

And she couldn't draw a map of the whole world on her palm ...

Seriously, just you watch, old guard Republicans KNOW that it will be a disaster if she wins their nomination .. and the closer she gets to the prize, the harder Karl Rove and the GOP bully boys are going to work destroying what credibility she has with her base.

I really really want her to run, because no matter how low Obama's approval ratings dip, he could beat her easily. But, sad to say, I'd bet good money on her having no such intention .. she just wants to string everybody along, stay in the spotlight as long as she can to sell us stuff my dear .. all the better to book lucrative speaking engagements, make TV and book deals ..

Late-night jokes round-up 11/25/10

@ 07:38 AM (30 months, 10 days ago)

 

"The TSA has issued some special packing tips for travelers before Thanksgiving weekend. They say not to bring food, sharp tools, or any shred of dignity." –Jimmy Fallon

"Ratings for the second episode of Palin's TV show have gone way down, falling 40 percent. So I guess she and President Obama do have something in common after all." –Jimmy Kimmel

"Sarah Palin has another new book. As long as somebody else is writing them for you, you can turn them out just like that." –David Letterman

"A new study says that radiation from Wi-Fi is hurting trees. Environmentalists are calling it the worst assault on trees since George W. Bush and Sarah Palin became authors." –Jimmy Fallon

"Palin's book just came out. It has just over 300 pages and just under 900 made-up words." –Jimmy Fallon

"In her new book, Sarah Palin says she once gave up chocolate for an entire year just to prove she could do it. Still think she's not qualified to be President?" –Jimmy Fallon

"That's right, Palin has a brand new book. And you thought Thanksgiving dinner makes you drowsy." –David Letterman

"Sarah Palin must be glad that 'Dancing With the Stars' is over. It was a major distraction. She was only able to release three books this month." –Jimmy Kimmel

"Palin's book 'America by Heart' came out today, just in time for awkward holiday gift exchanges." –Jimmy Kimmel

"North Korea attacked South Korea by brazenly firing mortars into their country. Apparently what happened was, Kim Jong Il got angry over the fact that Bristol Palin made it to the finals of 'Dancing With the Stars.'" –Jay Leno

"In the latest Harry Potter film, Harry loses his friends, has to battle overwhelming evil forces, and hides in exotic foreign places to avoid public scrutiny. I'm sorry, that's President Obama." –Jay Leno

"On Fox News, Sarah Palin said, 'I want to clean up the state, that is so sorry today, of journalism and I have a communications degree.' After that sentence, they might take it back." –Jay Leno

"The turkey that President Obama will pardon this Thanksgiving is from California. The turkey said, "I don't need a pardon. I need a job." –Conan O'Brien

"Sarah Palin has managed to use her failed vice presidential run to put herself in a position of power and influence. Joe Biden won the race and he hasn't been able to put himself in a position of power and influence." –Craig Ferguson

"TSA says they are going to crack down on the invasive pat-downs. In fact, one agent was transferred to another parish." –David Letterman

"Some of these airport patdowns are so thorough they say you only need one every 5 years. You can get the regular patdown, but if you want to upgrade you can get what they call the Full Spitzer." –David Letterman

"Three finalists on 'Dancing with the Stars,' two of whom can dance and Bristol Palin who cannot, but her mother has an army of Eskimo robots calling in votes day and night. The Palins dream of a future in which no one will ever be disqualified from a job simply because they are unable to perform that job." –Jimmy Kimmel

"The TSA says they will allow pilots to pass through security more easily than before. I'd be happy if the pilots just went through the breathalyzer." –Jay Leno

"Swiss scientists say they have produced antimatter, which could explain some of the mysteries of the universe, such as how Bristol Palin is still on 'Dancing with the Stars.' She gets more votes than anyone else. John McCain picked the wrong Palin." –Jay Leno

"Sarah Palin's new book can be found right next to George W. Bush's new book in the 'Apparently Anyone Can Write One of These' section." –Jimmy Fallon

[gathered from about.com, NYTimes-laughlines, and newsmax.com]

 

Thanksgiving in space

@ 07:35 AM (30 months, 10 days ago)

 

Mmm .. irradiated smoked turkey and dehydrated candied yams .. nom nom nom.

Read about it here: "Americans on Earth are excited about the holiday of Thanksgiving. Astronauts in space are too ... The station's three American astronauts will host a space Thanksgiving for their three Russian crewmates today – a day earlier than the actual holiday – to give them one last big meal together before half of the crew returns to Earth Thursday night......

When it comes to a space Thanksgiving meal, astronauts have traditionally feasted on traditional holiday fare ... but with a NASA twist.

Precooked irradiated smoked turkey stands in for a hot turkey fresh out of the oven. Green beans with mushrooms, candied yams, turkey stuffing, and some sort of fruit cobbler dessert have also been popular space Thanksgiving dishes in the past. [Best Space Food of All Time]

NASA also has a recipe for space cornbread dressing available for the public to try out.[..]"

 

A perfect American day

@ 06:49 AM (30 months, 10 days ago)

 

"Turkeys have walked wild on this continent since the last ice age, whereas Old Europe was quite turkeyless. (That fact alone scored them nearly enough votes to become our national bird, but in the end, I guess, looks do matter.)

Corn pudding may be the oldest New World comfort food; pumpkins and cranberries, too, are exclusively ours. It's all American, the right stuff at the right time.

To this tasty assembly add a cohort of female relatives sharing work and gossip in the kitchen, kids flopped on the living room floor watching behemoth cartoon characters float down a New York thoroughfare on TV, and men out in the yard pretending they still have the upper-body strength for lateral passes, and this is a perfect American day.

If we need a better excuse to focus a whole day on preparing one meal, eating it, then groaning about it with smiles on our faces, just add a dash of humility and hallelujah. Praise the harvest. We made it through one more turn of the seasons." -- Barbara Kingsolver

From Animal, Vegetable, Miracle (2007), reprinted with permission.

 

Happy Thanksgiving

@ 05:50 AM (30 months, 10 days ago)

 

As we sit around our Thanksgiving tables today, some of us like to tell the story Eddie Izzard style.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAOQtp-3b48

An interestingThanksgiving read:

"[S]tarting with the Pilgrims not only leaves out the Indians, but also the Spanish. In the summer of 1526 five hundred Spaniards and one hundred black slaves founded a town near the mouth of the Pedee River in what is now South Carolina. Disease and disputes with nearby Indians caused many deaths. Finally, in November the slaves rebelled, killed some of their masters, and escaped to the Indians. By now only 150 Spaniards survived, and they evacuated back to Haiti. The ex-slaves remained behind. So the first non-Native settlers in "the country we now know as the United States" were Africans. ...

Origin myths do not come cheaply. To glorify the Pilgrims is dangerous. The genial omissions and false details our texts use to retail the Pilgrim legend promote Anglocentrism, which only handicaps us when dealing with all those whose culture is not Anglo. Surely, in history, "truth should be held sacred, at whatever cost." "

http://www.trinicenter.com/historicalviews/thanksgiving.htm

 

2010/11/24

Please run Sarah, please, oh please

@ 08:11 AM (30 months, 11 days ago)

 

I can't stand her voice, her ego or her politics, and I think she's a big time grifter, but you've got to hand it to Sarah Palin .. she really knows how to promote her celebrity. She's made millions of dollars so far.

Lord knows we do love to talk about her .. which only fuels the publicity surrounding her as she does her pageant walk on the national stage speaking in spoonerisms.

What gets me -- she promotes herself as a revolutionary 'mama grizzly' feminist, but she never fought for women's issues, never spoke out for equal pay, parental leave laws, affordable childcare, reproductive rights, or even birth control for poor women.

Let's not forget that as mayor she made rape victims pay for their own rape kits ...

Yes, she backed more women for political office .. radical rightwing women who have never fought for women's rights either.

Her followers adore her .. the women say she's strong and honorable, the men talk about how hot she is. A lot of her fans think she could beat out Obama for the presidency in 2012 .. including her. Or that's what she told Barbara Walters.

But the old guard Republican Party, who gave her 15 minutes of fame, don't think she stands a snowball's chance in hell -- like Barbara Bush, who told Larry King that Sarah ought to stay home in Alaska.

On ABC's "This Week" George Will said Independent voters don't like Palin, and: "After the 2008 campaign she had two things she had to do: she had to go home to Alaska and study, and she had to govern Alaska well. Instead she quit halfway through her first term and shows up in the audience of ‘Dancing with the Stars’ and other distinctly non-presidential venues."

Right now her leadership positions are Fox News punditry and starring in her own TV reality show (BTW, it lost half its ratings the second show).

Even when she was the mayor of small town Wasilla they had to hire a town manager at $70K, because she couldn't handle the day-to-day.

She was a part-time governor before she was a full-time ex-gov .. members of the Alaskan legislature wore "Where's Sarah?" buttons, while she stayed in Wasilla and charged the state for the food she bought for her home.

People make me laugh when they say that Palin has more political experience than Obama did. C'mon, he was a state senator for several years, and then, of course, a US senator.

Palin constantly bitches about politics, but only because this gets her media coverage .. you can tell that she has not a clue about anything connected to policy. Her only skill is putting on a good show ...

My female heroes include Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, a very strong hard-working politician .. which also goes for Speaker Nancy Pelosi. Both of them are women, both of them are mothers .. and neither of them are quitters.

Poor Sarah Palin .. she got the celebrity big head. Yes, she's got millions of fans .. but so do a lot of flash in the pan celebrities.

She has not once -- to my knowledge -- said anything original, instructive, wise, insightful, or even interesting about any problem this country is struggling with.

Which is why I want her to win the 2012 Republican nomination for president sooooo baaaaad!!!

 

2010/11/23

My Life Before I Knew It, a poem

@ 07:06 PM (30 months, 12 days ago)

 

I liked rainy days
when you didn't have to go outside and play.
At night I'd tell my sister
there were snakes under her bed.
When I mowed the lawn I imagined being famous.
Cautious and stubborn, unwilling to fail,
I knew for certain what I didn't want to know.

I hated to dance. I hated baseball,
and collected airplane cards instead.
I learned to laugh at jokes I didn't get.
The death of Christ moved me,
but only at the end of Ben Hur.
I thought Henry Mancini was a great composer.

My secret desire was to own a collie
who would walk with me in the woods
when the leaves were falling
and I was thinking about writing the stories
that would make me famous.

Sullen, overweight, melancholy,
writers didn't have to be good at sports.
They stayed inside for long periods of time.
They often wore glasses. But strangers
were moved by what they accomplished
and wrote them letters. One day

one of those strangers would introduce
herself to me, and then
the life I'd never been able to foresee
would begin, and everything
before I became myself would appear
necessary to the rest of the story.

 by Lawrence Raab

“My Life Before I Knew It,” by Lawrence Raab from The Probable World (Penguin Poets). Reprinted with permission.

Would you rather TSA goose or scan your junk?

@ 09:49 AM (30 months, 12 days ago)

 

At the exclusion of really important news stories -- nutjob nuclear North Korea is bombing and killing South Korean soldiers -- all the media and blogosphere can talk about is airport security groping and x-ray screening.

ABC News just released a poll about people who fly at least once a year, and 58 percent support the scanners, 37 percent oppose. 54 percent of flyers oppose the new pat-downs, only 44 percent think they're justified.

Also, "two-thirds of Americans say they put higher priority on combating terrorism than protecting personal privacy."

This flies in the face of the the latest Republican hysteria about body-screening and pat-downs.

In their never-ending quest to smack down the Obama administration, righties have taken a couple of airport pat-down horror stories -- one cancer survivor's urostomy bag was broken, and a breast cancer survivor had to present her prosthesis -- and blown them all out of proportion.

Of course this story was bound to get legs .. the 'outrage' is fueled by rightie hate radio and Fox News. It truly is all about creating stories, creating controversy .. all for the almighty dollar.

I sympathize with those who hate the x-ray screenings .. but all that squawking about the danger of radiation better not be from those who keep their Blackberries glued to the sides of their heads for hours on end.

I sympathize with those who hate to be patted down .. I cringe when I see grandmas and children having to endure it. I hate that cancer survivors, rape victims, etc. are humiliated and traumatized.

But, it's not TSA or the government who are causing all this .. invading our privacy or limiting our freedom .. thank the terrorists for that. It sucks but these days it's just a fact of life ..

When we fly we should be glad that our country is doing everything in its power to protect us from psychotic idiots.

Besides, statistically, a terrorist attack on an airplane is less likely to happen than your getting struck by lightning.

All the pundits keep squealing and asking what else can be done.

There will never be 100 percent security .. but if this country would smarten up a little and allow Israeli-type psychological and behavioral profiling we might not be in this mess.

You have to wonder -- how come the Israelis aren't using body scanners?

Yes, Israel is the world's biggest target for terrorism, but they have a very successful protection rate .. none which involve the scanners. They do use metal detectors .. and <gasp> racial profiling.

But no, we don't want to employ anyone with advanced training to do this work (too expensive) .. we'd rather pay out the kazoo for technology manufactured by Bush's good old military contractors.

Thank goodness I'm not flying anywhere this Thanksgiving .. because I might just be tempted to place a squeaky toy in my pants ...

 

Late-night jokes round-up 11/23/10

@ 08:29 AM (30 months, 12 days ago)

 

"At the airport if you refuse to be patted down, they arrest you. And what’s the first thing they do when they arrest you? They pat you down." –Jay Leno

"One of those airport naked scan images ended up on the internet. And you know who it was? Brett Favre. What are the odds?" –Jay Leno

"This year marks the first Thanksgiving in which travelers will get molested before they get to their uncle's house." –Seth Meyers

"'Has anyone handled your bags?' 'Yes. You. Right now.'" –Seth Meyers

"You know, if I wanted somebody halfheartedly patting my groin without eye contact, I'd get married." –Seth Meyers

"President Obama has a tough decision to make this week. Which turkey does he pardon — the thanksgiving one or Charlie Rangel?" –Jay Leno

"Happy birthday to Vice President Joe Biden. President Obama got him a gag gift. Not a funny gift, an actual gag." –Jay Leno

"President Obama said GM's comeback would be the success story of this recession. GM said it wanted to thank those who made its recovery possible: Toyota’s brakes, Toyota’s steering and Toyota's accelerator." –Jimmy Fallon

"A group of economists unveiled a new plan to reduce the deficit by $6 trillion in the next 10 years. The first step of the plan is to look at all our spending over the past five years, determine what’s unnecessary . . . and then ask China for $6 trillion." –Jimmy Fallon

"The Capitol Hill Christmas tree is on its way, and once it gets to Washington it'll die in committee." –David Letterman

"On this day in 1863, President Abraham Lincoln delivered the Gettysburg Address. Following the address, the rebuttal was given by John McCain." –David Letterman

"Lincoln’s speech that day was so successful that TBS offered him the 10:00 p.m. slot." –David Letterman

[gathered from about.com, NYT-laughlines, and newsmax.com]

 

2010/11/22

After We Saw What There Was to See, a poem

@ 11:51 AM (30 months, 13 days ago)

 

After we saw what there was to see
we went off to buy souvenirs, and my father
waited by the car and smoked. He didn't need
a lot of things to remind him where he'd been.
Why do you want so much stuff?
he might have asked us. "Oh, Ed," I can hear
my mother saying, as if that took care of it.

After she died I don't think he felt any reason
to go back through all those postcards, not to mention
the glossy booklets about the Singing Tower
and the Alligator Farm, the painted ashtrays
and lucite paperweights, everything we carried home
and found a place for, then put away
in boxes, then shoved far back in our closets.

He'd always let my mother keep track of the past,
and when she was gone—why should that change?
Why did I want him to need what he'd never needed?
I can see him leaning against our yellow Chrysler
in some parking lot in Florida or Maine.
It's a beautiful cloudless day. He glances at his watch,
lights another cigarette, looks up at the sky.

by Lawrence Raab

"After We Saw What There Was to See" by Lawrence Raab, from The History of Forgetting. © Penguin Poets, 2009. Reprinted with permission

 

Hide your junk from the TSA

@ 11:46 AM (30 months, 13 days ago)

 

Fellow citizens, take heart .. you don't have to wrap your junk in tinfoil. A Colorado man has invented special undergarments that will protect your private bits from the TSA porno-scanners. They're called Unnerwears and they have strategically placed scanner-blocking fig leaves for the gentlemen, or clasped hands for the ladies.

Read about it here: "Rocky Flats Gear ™ is the US manufacture of a revolutionary flexible, attractive, lightweight, Lead (Pb) free, radiation shielding garments for individuals. Our emphasis is on protecting the traveling public, airline, medical, and security professionals from radiation generated by security and medical imaging equipment. Our novel products can protect tissues from a broadband of ionizing and non-ionizing radiation generated by imaging equipment and natural sources. For the first time, radiological shields are attractive, durable, affordable, fun, and comfortable to wear. [..]"

There's more here:

http://www.afterdawn.com/news/

I can just see terrorists plotting their next move -- packing explosives up their arse. But only enough to make an intentionally foiled attempt to blow up a plane on Thanksgiving.

Then by Christmas, TSA will be using mandatory anal probes on citizens .. while the guys back at the cave laugh so hard that goat milk comes out of their noses.

2010/11/21

Guy comes home from the Iraq war

@ 08:28 AM (30 months, 14 days ago)

 

.. moves on with his life, goes to college .. but is barred from campus because he wrote a paper about having to kill people in war.

From The Balitmore Sun: "By writing the paper, Charles Whittington thought he would confront the anxieties that had tormented him since he returned from war.

He knew it wasn't normal to dwell on the pleasure of sticking his knife between an enemy soldier's ribs. But by recording his words, maybe he'd begin to purge the fixation.

So Whittington, an Iraq veteran, submitted an essay on the allure of combat for his English class at the Community College of Baltimore County in Catonsville. He called war a drug and wrote that killing "is something that I do not just want but something I really need so I can feel like myself."

Whittington's instructor gave him an A and suggested that he seek publication for the piece. The essay appeared in the Oct. 26 edition of the campus newspaper.

Two weeks later, the former infantryman was called to a meeting with high-ranking college officials, who told him he would be barred from campus until he obtained a psychological evaluation. ....[..]"

 

Old Men, a poem

@ 08:05 AM (30 months, 14 days ago)

 

I make it a point now
to wave to old men I pass
old men standing in shade
of a yard, maybe
a daughter's place
where now he's just a tenant
trying to understand role reversal.

I raise my forefinger
As I steer country roads or pass
Through tired neighborhoods.
Most return a wave or nod Howdy.
Driving gives you some perspective,
shows you how you might end up.

We allow something
now, especially those of us sitting
on porch swings, those
who never got around to going
somewhere, those
who still feel like something
somehow is missing.

by Ken Hada

"Old Men" by Ken Hada from Spare Parts. © Mongrel Empire Press, 2010. Reprinted with permission.

 

"Don't touch my junk"

@ 08:02 AM (30 months, 14 days ago)

 

Well, well, not only are Republicans calling for privatizing Social Security, Medicare, VA hospitals, and even the Centers for Disease Control .. they now want to privatize airport security. They want private sector workers fondling our crotches and boobs instead of government employees.

Maybe they're hoping we forgot that it was a private contractor, Wackenhut, who let the 9/11 terrorists onto the airplanes that day, and Wackenhut's incompetence was the reason Transportation Security Administration (TSA) was created in the first place.

I repeat .. TSA was a product of the failures of private enterprise in protecting the flying public.

Yeah, I can't wait for the likes of Blackwater/Halliburton to take over airport security .. that would make us all soooo safe.

I swear, 'fiscally conservative' Republicans never run out of new ways to loot the public purse and fatten already bloated private corporations. Privatization will cost the taxpayer about 50 percent more.

Also, don't be shocked if those private companies just happen to be generous campaign contributors to certain Republican re-election campaigns.

I'd like us to look into Israeli-style behavioral profiling. They interview each and every passenger, checking to see if they have paid in cash or have no luggage, etc. Israel has had no airline attacks in 8 years.

But hey, I can understand why Republicans are more comfortable with paying people in the private sector to feel up their junk .. another one comes out of the closet every day.

 

Late-night jokes round-up 11/21/10

@ 08:00 AM (30 months, 14 days ago)

 

"People are concerned that the new airport security scanners could lead to pictures of their genitals ending up on the Internet. Apparently no one has told them that without pictures of genitals, there would be no Internet." –Conan O'Brien

"The Situation from 'Jersey Shore' just shot a PSA with Bristol Palin about safe sex and abstinence. Wait, they wanted to do a psa about not having sex and getting pregnant and they chose The Situation and Bristol Palin? Who's doing their anti-drug campaign, Lindsay Lohan?" –Jimmy Fallon

"The new Oxford dictionary has declared Sarah Palin's made-up word 'refudiate' the 2010 word of the year. When asked for her reaction to the dubious honor, Palin said she would not 'dignitate' it with a response." –Jay Leno

"A guy was so upset with Bristol Palin on 'Dancing With the Stars' that he shot his TV set with a shotgun. You would think a guy with a shotgun tucked between his couch cushions would be a Palin supporter." –Jimmy Kimmel

"Bristol Palin again got the lowest score in "Dancing with the Stars" and again she wasn't eliminated. She's invincible. She cannot be destroyed. She's like a no-fun version of Charlie Sheen. Imagine how many votes she would get if she could actually dance." -Jimmy Kimmel

"Authorities say a 67-year-old man in Wisconsin was so enraged over Bristol Palin's 'Dancing with the Stars' routine, he blasted his television with a shotgun. All I can say is I'm glad this guy doesn't have TBS." –Conan O'Brien

"Happy birthday to Rep. John Boehner from Ohio. If you want to get him a present, you can't go wrong with bronzer. Or you can get him a giant bed so the banking, oil, and defense industries can get in it with him." –David Letterman

"Down in Texas, ground breaking ceremonies for the George W. Bush center in Dallas. Ladies and gentlemen, thank god the comedy recession is over. Actually, the official name of the place is George W. Bush Presidential Center and Go-Kart Track. And water park." –David Letterman

"George W. Bush's famous 'Mission Accomplished' banner may be put in his Presidential Library. They plan to hang it up as soon as they start construction." –Jimmy Fallon

"Former President George W. Bush's new memoir has already sold 800,000 copies. In other news, the new Bush presidential library just purchased its first 800,000 books." –Conan O'Brien

"The New Oxford Dictionary has declared Sarah Palin's word 'refudiate' to be the 2010 Word of the Year. Palin was honored and said she would do her best to 'dismangle' the English language." –Conan O'Brien

"Over 5 million people tuned in to watch the premiere of Sarah Palin's new show on TLC. It was such a success, TLC now stands for 'The Learnifying Channel.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"I'll tell you how confident Sarah Palin is. She's already started writing her inaugural address on her hand." –Jay Leno

"The day before Thanksgiving is National Opt-Out Day, where people are being asked to boycott the TSA's full-body scanners. Sponsors of the event say people shouldn't be made to feel embarrassed or uncomfortable while traveling. That's what Thanksgiving with your family is for." –Jimmy Fallon

"TSA agents can now feel the inside of passengers' thighs. I get more action going through airline security than I did all through high school." –Jimmy Kimmel

"Sunday Night was the debut of the reality show 'Sarah Palin's Alaska.' It got huge ratings. Even John McCain watched it. In fact, halfway through the program McCain turned to his wife Cindy and said, 'Who is that woman? She looks familiar.'" –Jay Leno

"In the first episode Sarah Palin talked about trying to protect her family's privacy while speaking directly into a television camera." –Jimmy Kimmel

"It was bad enough when the TSA agents would go through your underwear in your luggage. Now they're going through your underwear while you're wearing it." –Jay Leno

"In San Diego, a man refused to be patted down by airport security and some people are calling him a hero. I don't mind being patted down by airport security, but I don't like it when the guy says, 'Now you do me.'" –Conan O'Brien

"Arizona just became the 15th state to approve medical marijuana. So I give it three days before they stop caring about the whole immigration thing." –Jimmy Fallon

"The weirdest part of his memoir is that Bush says when he was a teenager, his mother showed him a fetus that she had miscarried that she kept in a jar. And his decision point there was to start drinking. ... Actually Bush says when she showed him the fetus in the jar, that's what made him so strongly against abortion — and for food labels." –Bill Maher

"George Bush was everywhere this week with his memoir. He was on Matt Lauer, Sean Hannity, Oprah. And he got 50 bucks for his fetus in a jar on 'The Antique Roadshow.'" –Bill Maher

[gathered from about.com, NYT-laughlines, and newsmax.com]

 

2010/11/20

The Manchurian Lunatic

@ 11:25 AM (30 months, 15 days ago)

 

Fox's Glenn Beck has been doing his chalkboard and puppets thing again .. this time trying to show that the only explanation for George Soros’ relationships with various liberal media and charity non-profits is to overthrow America.

The Daily Show's Jon Stewart isn't saying Glenn Beck is a saboteur sent to destroy Fox News, he's merely asking why he's doing George Soros' work for him.

Jon Stewart loves to poke holes in Glenn Beck’s logic, which isn't really all that difficult .. but Jon does it so well. On Thursday, Stewart did his best impersonation of Beck to show the lunacy behind his conspiracy theory on George Soros’ attempts to take over the U.S. Government.

This has to be one of the best Jon Stewart segments on Glenn Beck so far .. it takes up almost the entire show. Enjoy:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/thu-november-18-2010-philip-k--howard

 

Watch out, Pat Buchanan. You're NEXT!

@ 07:35 AM (30 months, 15 days ago)

 

They shoulda asked Big Daddy first, because here we go again. Keith Olbermann barely got the seat warm and now MSNBC has temporarily suspended Joe Scarborough for doing what got Keith in trouble -- campaign donations. Joe gave eight $500 campaign donations in violation of NBC policy. A really, really dumb policy. Here it is again:

"Anyone working for NBC News who takes part in civic or other outside activities may find that these activities jeopardize his or her standing as an impartial journalist because they may create the appearance of a conflict of interest. Such activities may include participation in or contributions to political campaigns or groups that espouse controversial positions. You should report any such potential conflicts in advance to, and obtain prior approval of, the President of NBC News or his designee."

See, Joe is a rightie and Keith is a leftie .. and no half-way intelligent political observer would believe for a second that Scarborough would have been suspended over this if it weren't for trying to appear "balanced" after the Olbermann fiasco.

So hooray! Everyone on MSNBC has learned their lesson .. or else they will face the wrath of getting two days off from work.

They can say anything they want as long as they don't spend their own money on a candidate .. that is unless they're a corporation.

So silly. Did the brass at MSNBC used to work at FEMA or something? Can't they figure out the difference between a "news anchor" and an "opinion host"? Keith and Joe are talk-show hosts. Isn't it unconstitutional to take away their ability to contribute as private citizens in our elections?

How about spending some time and energy on journalistic standards instead of this pathetic example of faux balance.

BTW -- if I remember correctly, when Scarborough was host of Scarborough Country on MSNBC, he made campaign and fundraising appearances for GWBush. NBC didn't seem to have any problems with that.

Must be tough to figure out which line not to cross at that network.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch -- Media Matters reports that Fox News channel is giving $40 million in free publicity to potential 2012 candidates, which includes Sarah Palin, Newt Gingrich, Mike Huckabee, John Bolton, and Rick Santorum -- who also serve as Fox News contributors or hosts.

Quick, someone tell Jon Stewart so he can explain false equivalencies again.

 

2010/11/19

Diagnosis, a poem

@ 08:31 AM (30 months, 16 days ago)

 

By the time I was six months old, she knew something
was wrong with me. I got looks on my face
she had not seen on any child
in the family, or the extended family,
or the neighborhood. My mother took me in
to the pediatrician with the kind hands,
a doctor with a name like a suit size for a wheel:
Hub Long. My mom did not tell him
what she thought in truth, that I was Possessed.
It was just these strange looks on my face—
he held me, and conversed with me,
chatting as one does with a baby, and my mother
said, She's doing it now! Look!
She's doing it now! and the doctor said,
What your daughter has
is called a sense
of humor. Ohhh, she said, and took me
back to the house where that sense would be tested
and found to be incurable.

by Sharon Olds

"Diagnosis" by Sharon Olds, from One Secret Thing. © Alfred A. Knopf, 2008. Reprinted with permission.

 

The Britney Spears Guide to the US Deficit

@ 07:52 AM (30 months, 16 days ago)

 

First of all, it's not true that if the deficit were lower the economy would get better .. I'm a ninny and even I can understand that when we stop spending, growth stops.

Deficits stimulate the economy in bad times. Problem is, from hearing voters talk about it on TV, they don't seem to know what the deficit is .. they don't know the difference between the deficit and the national debt.

They think - "I owe money, everybody I know owes money, and that's 'the deficit' .. or debt, because they're the same, right?"

It all plays into their idea that "lower taxes eliminates the deficit" .. that we'll all have more money when we pay less in taxes. Right? So the deficit will be lower, right?"

Wrong .. silly in fact.

BTW - I saw a CBS poll on TV the other day, asking Americans what they'd like to see Congress focus on next year. 56 percent said economy/jobs, 14 percent said healthcare .. then, the deficit, the wars, immigration, taxes, and education, were way down on the list, in low single digits.

We'll have to wait and see if the public gets its wish .. but I won't hold my breath. Growing the economy and creating jobs *should* be the focus, but Republicans, with their new House majority, have already made clear that their top priorities are gutting the healthcare system, protecting tax cuts for the wealthy, and reducing the deficit -- which go against what the American mainstream wants.

Has anyone pointed out that gutting healthcare and cutting taxes would only make the deficit much worse?

Ronald Reagan was the master of the modern deficit, but no one cared. Bill Clinton was the master of deficit reduction, but no one much cared about that, either .. and by the time he left office, much of the country didn't even realize he'd completely eliminated the deficit and had begun paying off the debt.

Then we get GWBush, the most fiscally irresponsible president in American history, adding $5 trillion to the debt.

BTW -- Obama has actually reduced the deficit over the last year, but don't hold your breath until you hear deficit hawks praise him for it.

You know, righties didn't much care about the deficit until they were told they should. Then, all of a sudden deficit panic grew and spread as they started echoing Tea Party leaders and rightie talk show hosts, who identified "the deficit" as a political weapon to use against Obama.

And it worked.

Because you had the swing voters -- the registered independents who really do swing back-and-forth between the parties -- pointing to the debt as a top worry, and their worries about the economy made them vulnerable to the GOP's doomsday warnings about runaway deficits.

Tea Partyers lump the budget deficit, the trade deficit, and the National Debt all together .. but these are all different things.

They think deficit means "wasteful spending on lazy moochers" .. that the government takes their money, which they worked hard for, and gives it to someone who hasn't worked as hard.

Notice how Tea Partyers never see themselves as the recipients or beneficiaries of the government's spending money -- they see "the deficit" as the unpaid tab for "welfare" or "socialism."

Again, voters don't seem to know what the deficit is .. its just something that's "bad." They only want the economy to grow, they want more jobs. If they really cared about deficit, they'd be outraged by the talk of new tax cuts. The economy can't grow in a vacuum.

Also, I remember several years ago when Alan Greenspan testified to Congress, under oath, that the entire debt owed by the US would be entirely paid off by 2007 if no tax cuts were passed.

Now look at us.

Oh yes, the National Debt is the total amount of money owed by the government .. the federal budget deficit is how much more we spent in a single year than we earned that year. Add up all the deficits (subtracting a few budget surpluses we've had) for the past 200-plus years and you'll get the current National Debt.

See, we've been deficit spending since 1791.

 

Bill Maher on Republicans

@ 06:02 AM (30 months, 16 days ago)

 

"Republicans keep staking out a position that is further and further right, and then demand Democrats meet them in the middle, which is now not the middle anymore. That’s the reason health care reform is so watered down; it’s Bob Dole’s old plan from 1994. Same thing with cap-and-trade; it was the first President Bush’s plan to deal with carbon emissions. Now the Republican plan for climate change is to claim it’s a hoax." -Bill Maher

 

2010/11/18

B-b-but where's my government healthcare?

@ 09:52 AM (30 months, 17 days ago)

 

LOL! .. can you say Tea Party hypocrisy?

People are still having fun with what Congressional freshman, Andy Harris (R-Md.), said at the orientation the other day. Seems he was being briefed about his new job in Congress and he asked about his healthcare plan. He created a little scene when he learned that he had to wait a month after he was sworn in in January for his government-subsidized healthcare to kick in.

He complained about it, asked what he was supposed to do for that 28 days, asked if he could purchase insurance from the government to cover the gap. You know, just like the public option he campaigned against.

Yep, Harris won his district in Maryland essentially on one campaign promise -- to repeal 'Obamacare.' He railed against the public option, said it was a gateway to socialized medicine .. said he was against making healthcare into a "new government entitlement."

Talk about two-faced irony ...

From Politico:

"A conservative Maryland physician elected to Congress on an anti-Obamacare platform surprised fellow freshmen at a Monday orientation session by demanding to know why his government-subsidized health care plan takes a month to kick in.

"He stood up and asked the two ladies who were answering questions why it had to take so long, what he would do without 28 days of health care," said a congressional staffer who saw the exchange. ..."

The 112 Congress isn't in session yet and the Republicans are already back-pedaling about what they've been preaching.

I think all of the newly elected Tea Partyers should stick to their principles and decline their government sponsored, taxpayer provided health insurance and purchase health insurance on the open market. After all, that's what they campaigned for.

Seriously, Harris's cluelessness is shocking .. I mean, he's a doctor for cripe's sake, and a lawmaker for 12 years.

So, the know-nothings elected a know-nothing .. and they voted against their own self interest just to get back at Democrats.

 

We are what we watch on TV?

@ 06:44 AM (30 months, 17 days ago)

 

Republicans Like Dancing with the Stars, Democrats Like Mad Men .. according to a new study by a media-research company.

We all know the stereotypes -- Republicans are rednecks who drive gigantic pickup trucks with rifle racks and lots of flag decals, and like to watch reality shows like "American Idol" and "Dancing with the Stars."

And Democrats are snobby, pasty elitists who drink herbal tea with their pinkies up, drive tiny hybrid cars, and like to watch sophisticated award winning shows like "Mad Men" and "30 Rock."

Seems that Democrats like to watch "Damages," "Dexter" and "Breaking Bad" .. while Republicans like to watch "Pawn Stars," "Ice Road Trucker" and "American Chopper."

Well, I'm a Dem and I like to watch those last three Republican shows, also "The Deadliest Catch" .. but I have never made it through one American Idol or Dancing with the Stars .. only peeked in once to laugh at Tom Delay trying to dance.

So .. whether we tune in to Fox News’ Glenn Beck or MSNBC's Keith Olbermann depends on whether or not we think Obama's birth certificate is authentic ...

Seriously, this study will have Republicans smugly observing that Democrats are out-of-touch, out of the main stream .. while Democrats will smugly observe that Republicans are Philistine rubes, who love bread-and-circuses.

Truth is .. we're all a bunch of sheep.

Read more here: "So, what have we learned today?

We’ve learned Republicans like winners. The shows might be considered fluffy, but they’re generally programs that make people feel good. ... We’ve learned Democrats are, depending on your perspective, discriminating viewers who prefer highly original, well-written series or are cynics who enjoy watching jerks......"

That was me watching Tom Delay .. a cynic watching a jerk.

 

2010/11/17

Scrooge had to be a Republican

@ 07:37 AM (30 months, 18 days ago)

 

While Republicans will fight like mad for $700 billion in tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans .. they'll no doubt try to kill extended unemployment benefits for Americans who are struggling to find work in this weak economy.

And right before the holidays too .. these people will be out on the street as the weather turns cold .. it's straight out of Charles Dickens.

Read about it here at wsj,com:

"Congress is unlikely to agree to extend jobless benefits for two million unemployed workers by the time the program begins to lapse in two weeks, as lawmakers struggle with a packed lame-duck session and voter antipathy toward government spending.

But cutting off benefits could drag on a fragile economic recovery by reducing consumer spending, economists say, and Democrats are looking for a compromise that could put the program back on track before Christmas....[..]"

These are the same Republicans who think raising taxes on the rich is crazy .. but think it's okay to leave jobless Americans with no benefits and no buying power .. and we're talking about a lot of people who are already struggling.

These are the same Republicans who've insinuated that these struggling folks are lazy and maybe even drug addicts ...

Right here in my town a local business ran an ad looking for 5 new employees .. almost 200 people showed up, every color and age you can imagine. Usually only 50 show up.

It's not enough that the Republicans are so against helping the jobless .. they'll filibuster against it too. If Congress could vote up or down, the benefits would pass.

Besides, won't cutting jobless benefits be awful for the economy? What will happen if more than 1.2 million people lose their income and won't have that money to spend .. won't this mean less cash flow for everyone else?

Because, from all I've read, this money, along with food stamps, is one of the quickest and most effective stimulus tools we have .. this money goes straight back into the economy as soon as the check arrives.

You'd almost think Republicans are deliberately trying to undermine the economy .. you know, to make political points ...

C'mon Democrats .. pound the damn table! Call the Republicans heartless, elitist bastards. Yell it loud! Get fiery Anthony Wiener to lead a crowd waving pitchforks and torches to march on Capitol Hill.

Let the fear of outraged voters scare the Bah Humbug! right out of those Republican Scrooges.

 

2010/11/16

He was fer 'em before he was agin 'em

@ 07:06 AM (30 months, 19 days ago)

 

Well, looks like Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R) flip-flopped his position on earmarks .. today he's against them, two weeks ago he was for them. But that's how Senate "leadership" works -- count the votes, then switch to the winning side.

It was all those new full-of-piss-and-vinegar Tea Party electees coming to work for the first time .. when the issue of pork/earmarks came up they stared McConnell down like that cat did the gator.

From the Washington Post: "Make no mistake, I know the good that has come from the projects I have helped support throughout my state. I don't apologize for them," McConnell said. "But there is simply no doubt that the abuse of this practice has caused Americans to view it as a symbol of the waste and the out-of-control spending that every Republican in Washington is determined to fight."

So, Mitch McConnell, who's used earmarks for years and doesn't really want to give them up, capitulated in the first big test of his authority and declared, "Today, I am announcing that I will join the Republican leadership in the House in support of a moratorium on earmarks in the 112th Congress."

Or, in other words -- "I don't have the votes to do what I want."

The earmark moratorium was proposed by Sen. Jim DeMint (R-S.C.), the Tea Party leader .. who probably felt a surge of power and danced a jig.

"In a statement, President Obama said he embraced McConnell's decision.

Also: "I welcome Senator McConnell's decision to join me and members of both parties who support cracking down on wasteful earmark spending, which we can't afford during these tough economic times," Obama said. "As a Senator, I helped eliminate anonymous earmarks, and as President, I've called for new limitations on earmarks and set new, higher standards of transparency and accountability.""

Of course, Executive power will increase with the decrease of earmarks .. a good thing if the person you support is in the WH .. if not, it may get pretty testy up on the Hill.

Me? I was never totally against *all* earmarks/pork .. not all of them are wasteful. Some of the smaller ones can provide a moderate amount of money to build a library or park or a bridge and keep the folks back home employed .. not defense contracts, but community projects which not only help the economy but also raise the quality of life of local residents.

Another thing -- just wait until all of those small business owners the GOP feign to support stop getting orders for their gravel, iron, asphalt, etc. ...

 

That Evening, a poem

@ 06:47 AM (30 months, 19 days ago)

 

that evening

after the service
after the casket

was lowered into red dirt
dirt which he had plowed
and planted

I sat with her
in the house

a house that would never be
the same, the house of grandkids
and trophies from prize quilts
and blue-ribbon jams from
county fairs

and she spoke some
and I spoke some

I was not yet eighteen
He was sixty five

so my thoughts
too few memories

the shotgun he bought for me
at auction, catching a big bass
on his cane pole, sitting on his lap
at sunrise, hearing growls about
harvest and calves, hay, tractors
and fences

now it would all change
we both knew that

as we sat holding our differing
grief, it would all change

some for the better
but not all

sundown and death – too obvious
to construct – that first night
was hard, but she was hard too

and she teaches me
to live on

for thirty more years (and counting)
that evening still alive in me –
a lesson in grief

believe it, bear it
bury it

by Ken Hada 

"That Evening" by Ken Hada, from Spare Parts. © Mongrel Empire Press, 2010. Reprinted with permission.

Okay smarty pants, you fix the budget

@ 06:10 AM (30 months, 19 days ago)

 

The New York Times has an article that includes an interactive tool to let you choose from a menu of major options to try to balance the federal budget:

"Today, you’re in charge of the nation’s finances. Some of your options have more short-term savings and some have more long-term savings. When you have closed the budget gaps for both 2015 and 2030, you are done. Make your own plan, then share it online."

I read that two-thirds of US corporations paid no federal income taxes between 1998 and 2005 .. but they make trillions of dollars profit ...

The Department of Defense budget is a trillion dollars .. it includes new weapons that are being forced on the military by politicians who are trying to keep defense jobs alive in their districts .. and a lot of the weapons don't work ...

Two good places to start.

Then maybe some poor janitor or waitress won't have to work until they are 70 to retire. Just a thought.

 

2010/11/15

Wanna see a cat stare down a gator?

@ 11:40 AM (30 months, 20 days ago)

 

This is one brave kitty .. with only a fierce unwavering stare, this seemingly harmless housecat kept two alligators at bay. Meow!

Isn't it amazing what a little courage and persistence can do! Somebody ought to e-mail a copy of this video to the White House .. the lesson being that sometimes you have to stand up to bullies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sAF8gMN9c0

Do you think the gator went to get his friend to help him lure the cat down to the water's edge?

 

Finally, AZ has done something right

@ 11:19 AM (30 months, 20 days ago)

 

"Arizona Legalizes Medical Marijuana"

"Chronic or debilitating"? Does being a chronic nit-picker and debilitating whiner count?

Talking about Arizona's Proposition 203 being passed, legalizing medical marijuana in the state. The proposition allow patients with diseases including cancer, HIV/AIDS, Hepatitis C and other "chronic or debilitating" diseases to buy 2.5 ounces of marijuana every two weeks or grow plants.

The fact is that Cannabis has been used by humans for thousands of years exactly because there are so many ways in which this remarkable plant can help us and our planet. For example, another Cannabis product, hemp, has been used by humans since time immemorial .. to make clothes, shoes, paper, rope, etc.

Growing hemp could help revitalize our agriculture industry .. would allow tobacco farmers a way to earn a living while switching from growing tobacco.

Just think — one acre of hemp will produce as much fiber as two acres of cotton. It’s stronger and softer than cotton, lasts twice as long as cotton, and will not mildew.

One acre of hemp will produce as much paper as two acres of trees. While it takes years for trees to grow until they can be harvested for paper or wood, hemp is ready to harvest only 120 days after it is planted.

It’s environmentally-friendly, requires no pesticides, no herbicides, and only small amounts of fertilizer.

So, what’s not to love? And we’re talking about industrial hemp, not the kind that makes you giggle and eat a whole bag of Orange Milano cookies. Not that there's anything wrong with that ...

As to that gateway drug nonsense — I heard a doctor say: "To say that most hard drug addicts start with marijuana is the same as saying that all rapists start with masturbation."

 

Oh puh-leeeze!!

@ 09:34 AM (30 months, 20 days ago)

 

Quote of the day:

"If I do anything in 2012, it will only be to don my black ninja pajamas and grab some grenades in an effort to blow up the system that has created the hyper partisanship that permeates politics today. If it has an element of disruption, I might be interested. Otherwise, I'll probably pass as I doubt any traditional approaches are going to result in anything other than the status quo."

-- Mark McKinnon (Democrat-turned-Republican strategist), quoted by The Hotline, on maybe sitting out the 2012 presidential race.

I notice that "hyper-partisanship" only exists when the Democrats refuse to to do everything the Republicans want ...

 

Looking for a Rest Area, a poem

@ 06:59 AM (30 months, 20 days ago)

 

I've been driving for hours,
it seems like all my life.
The wheel has become familiar,
I turn it

every so often to avoid the end
of my life, but I'm never sure
it doesn't turn me
by its roundness, as women have

by the space inside them.
What I'm looking for
is a rest area, some place where
the old valentine inside my shirt

can stop contriving romances,
where I can climb out of the thing
that has taken me this far
and stretch myself.

It is dusk, Nebraska,
the only bright lights in this entire state
put their fists in my eyes
as they pass me.

Oh, how easily I can be dazzled—
where is the sign
that will free me, if only for moments,
I keep asking.

By Stephen Dunn

"Looking for a Rest Area," by Stephen Dunn, from Looking for Holes in the Ceiling. © University of Massachusetts Press. Reprinted with permission.

 

2010/11/14

I love a good Tea Party rumble

@ 10:59 AM (30 months, 21 days ago)

 

Seems that several old guard Republicans are unhappy with Sen. Jim DeMint (R-SC) .. who has emerged as *the* member of Congress who represents the Tea Party agenda.

See, DeMint endorsed rightie radicals like Delaware’s Christine O’Donnell and Colorado’s Ken Buck, who both lost in places where the old guard thought a Republican should've won easy-peasy .. and even said so on TV .. a lot.

That pissed the Tea Partyers off and they started fighting back.

First, the Family Research Council called for one million people to pray for DeMint as he takes on the Republican establishment and seeks to remake it in his own image.

Next, a little Tea Party bullying by a guy named Richard Viguerie. He heads a Tea Party website of high-profile DeMint backers, and circulated a threatening letter to members of the old guard .. which says in essence, stop blaming DeMint for the GOP’s failure to take back the majority in the Senate .. or else.

Viguerie warns that he and his Tea Party gang will respond to DeMint's detractors "in word and deed" .. that they will seek to destroy any Republican who stands in DeMint's way.

"It would be our goal for the Senate Conservatives Fund to raise more money than the NRSC," the letter continues. "Conservatives will also work to defeat in Republican primaries those Republicans who retain consultants who criticize or try to undermine Senator DeMint."

Read all about it here in abcnews.com.

 

Late-night jokes round-up 11/14/10

@ 10:49 AM (30 months, 21 days ago)

 

"President Bush is everywhere talking about his book and he's being very candid. In one interview, he said that he used to do stupid things while he was drunk. But think about it, who among us hasn't had a couple of drinks and invaded Iraq?" —David Letterman

"The point Bush wants to get across is that we should go out and buy his new memoir, 'If I Did It.' No, that's not it.' –Jon Stewart

"Sarah Palin has a show about Alaska premiering Sunday. I was starting to worry that she's underexposed." –David Letterman

"Well, some good news today from President Obama. You know how he's been trying for two years to shut down Guantanamo Bay. Well, they finally found a place to put the terrorists. They're going to stick them on the Carnival cruise. Just let them drift." –Jay Leno

"Wall Street hands out new bonuses. Poor people, get prepared to be trickled down on." –Stephen Colbert

"Twenty-thousand Indonesians protested President Obama's visit to Indonesia. Apparently, 3 out of 4 Indonesians believe he's an American." –Conan O'Brien

"JetBlue is appointing retired Gen. Stanley McChrystal to its board of directors. That's who I want looking for my missing luggage — the guy who's been trying to find bin Laden for 10 years." –Jimmy Fallon

"Nancy Pelosi is throwing a party to celebrate her time as speaker of the House. If you would like to get her a gift, she's registered at Bed, Bath and Don't Blame Me." –Jay Leno

"I'm not sure what kind of a party it will be, but I think we can rule out a tea party." –Jay Leno

"You campaign with rhythm, but you govern like an old white man at a wedding." –Jon Stewart, on Barack Obama's dancing in India

"President Obama went to India, South Korea, then Japan. He’s going to keep traveling until he finds his birth certificate." –David Letterman

"But the guy, the President Bush, he is still quick. Still very athletic. You know, he's a former cheerleader. I believe he is our only president who was a cheerleader. He proved today at a book signing that he can still duck a shoe." –David Letterman

"In the book Bush says that he lost respect for John McCain when he selected Sarah Palin as his running mate. This from a guy whose running mate shot a buddy in the face." –David Letterman

"Republicans were complaining about the cost of Obama’s trip, and that he was staying at the Taj Mahal. It turns out he was actually staying at the Taj Mahal Express, by the airport." –Jay Leno

"Oh, and did you know this is fraud awareness week? Fraud awareness week comes the week after the election when people realize the person they elected is a huge fraud." –Jay Leno

"Republicans fresh off their victory on Election Day say their first priority will be to dismantle the new health care law. And believe me, there's nothing people without a job love more than less health care." –Jay Leno

"Former president George Bush has a new book out called 'Decision Points.' He's quite candid in this book. He talked about how he and Dick Cheney often clashed because of their different style. For example, Bush liked to shoot from the hip, whereas Cheney liked to shoot people in the face. Two different ways of coming at things." –Jay Leno

"Former President George W. Bush was on 'Oprah.' When asked about being the leader of the free world, Oprah said, 'It’s not bad.'" -Conan O'Brien

"George W. Bush was interviewed by Matt Lauer who asked him if he would still invade Iraq if he knew then what he knows now. It's an unfair question. For one thing I don’t know if Bush does know what he knows now." –Jimmy Kimmel

"We'll start with the shocking events on 'Dancing with the Stars.' Once again, Bristol Palin, despite the fact again she had the lowest score, lives to dance another week and instead quarterback Kurt Warner becomes the latest moose to find himself in the Palin cross hairs. Who knew Bristol Palin was the most popular person on television." –Jimmy Kimmel

"What if Bristol Palin wins ‘Dancing with the Stars?’ How afraid can America be of her mother? She can't dance. She's not a star. The only part of the show that applies to her is the ‘with the.’ I wouldn’t have believed that a dancing competition could make me question whether I really live in a democracy or not." –Jimmy Kimmel

"A company in China is selling a President Obama blow-up sex doll. Don't get too excited. It turns out most of its positions are very unpopular." –Jimmy Fallon

 

It’s Sunday Morning in Early November, a poem

@ 07:27 AM (30 months, 21 days ago)

 

and there are a lot of leaves already.
I could rake and get a head start.
The boy's summer toys need to be put
in the basement. I could clean it out
or fix the broken storm window.
When Eli gets home from Sunday school,
I could take him fishing. I don't fish
but I could learn to. I could show him
how much fun it is. We don't do as much
as we used to do. And my wife, there's
so much I haven't told her lately,
about how quickly my soul is aging,
how it feels like a basement I keep filling
with everything I'm tired of surviving.
I could take a walk with my wife and try
to explain the ghosts I can't stop speaking to.
Or I could read all those books piling up
about the beginning of the end of understanding...
Meanwhile, it's such a beautiful morning,
the changing colors, the hypnotic light.
I could sit by the window watching the leaves,
which seem to know exactly how to fall
from one moment to the next. Or I could lose
everything and have to begin over again.

by Philip Schultz

"It's Sunday Morning in Early November" by Philip Schultz, from The God of Loneliness: Selected and New Poems. © Houghton Mifflin, 2010. Reprinted with permission.

 

Oklahoma keeps gettin' redder and redder

@ 07:22 AM (30 months, 21 days ago)

 

I'm a blue-neck Sooner floatin' in a sea of red ...

But, like grandpa used to say, "Go south until you smell shit, that's Oklahoma .. keep going until you step in it, that's Texas."

Tulsa World sez the Oklahoma Election Board reports that Republicans "have seen a net increase of 28,599 registered voters since Jan. 15, compared to a net increase of 313 for Democrats."

Yep, that Black Man in the White House sure did rile up a bunch of old white people .. who then turned their lonely eyes to the Tea Party to save them. And don't say that I'm just playing the race card, I know what I overhear .. what my fellow Sooners say in private living rooms, restaurants, bars and in line at the gas station.

I keep wondering what will happen when the GOP will actually have to govern .. 2 years of silly investigations will simply cause the House to shift back to Dems in 2012 because the party of no became the party of no action.

 

Did I fall asleep and wake up on April 1st?

@ 07:14 AM (30 months, 21 days ago)

 

Or more like Groundhog's Day ...

Talking about the "One and Done" op-ed piece in Washington Post by these two fake Democrats (Fox puts them on to show how fair and balanced they are), who argue that President Obama "has largely lost the consent of the governed" and "should announce immediately that he will not be a candidate for reelection in 2012."

"If the president goes down the reelection road, we are guaranteed two years of political gridlock at a time when we can ill afford it. But by explicitly saying he will be a one-term president, Obama can deliver on his central campaign promise of 2008, draining the poison from our culture of polarization and ending the resentment and division that have eroded our national identity and common purpose."

Boy howdy, Sarah Palin and the Tea Party will think this is a rilly rilly smart idea .. you betcha!

Yep, that's just what the right wants the Dems to do .. give up on Obama, nominate someone weaker and give the R's a free ride to the White House. Gimme a break. Democratic turnout is always higher in presidential years, and once the GOP shuts down government and nominates Sarah Palin for president .. Obama's reelection will be easy-peasy.

The only way to placate the Republicans is to lie down and let them roll over us? I think not! All we have to do is wait for old bigots to die and young racists to be outnumbered by minorities .. when the R's are in the minority we'll see who starts begging for bipartisanship.

Hey, why not just get Obama's entire Presidency annulled? If he actually was born here, he could claim retroactive Kenyan citizenship, and then he never would have been President at all!

Seriously, what drugs are these people on? Turning himself into a lame duck with a Republican majority is how Obama can get things done?

Fact is, Obama's approval ratings are better than Reagan's or Clinton's at the same point in their first terms .. and his likely opposition in 2012 will be some extremist right-winger the country will reject.

GWBush dropped below 20% approval a few times, and nobody ever suggested this meant he wasn't President. Some people suggested he'd never actually been legitimately elected .. but we've put that behind us.

It's time for the right to accept that Obama got elected, and that for a President in a bad economy (that he didn't create), he's actually pretty popular.

 

I’m assuming she was a .. buxom woman

@ 06:18 AM (30 months, 21 days ago)

 

Remember when crooked Louisiana politician "Dollar Bill" Jefferson hid $90,000 cold hard cash bribe money in his freezer? Well, Maryland councilwoman Leslie Johnson found a warmer hiding place .. she stuffed almost $80,000 cash into her bra as the FBI were knocking on her door.

See, the feds were recording a phone call between Leslie and her husband, county executive Jack B. Johnson, as they frantically tried to find a place to hide or destroy evidence of bribes from a local contractor. Jack told Leslie to flush a $100,000 check down the toilet (feds even had the sound of the flushing toilet), and to hide the allegedly ill-gotten cash in her bra.

Read all about it here at the Washington post.

Of course these folks had to be Democrats .. if they'd been Republicans they'd have wired the money directly to the Cayman Islands.

 

2010/11/13

You mean it wasn't Jimmy Strwart?

@ 11:21 AM (30 months, 22 days ago)

 

French historian tries to rewrite history .. claims that French aviators were the first to fly across the Atlantic, NOT Lindbergh.

From the Daily Mail: "Charles Lindbergh is renowned as the first person to fly across the Atlantic, but according to new research, he was beaten to the achievement ten days earlier.

According to French aviation enthusiast Bernard Decré, Lindbergh was only the first to complete the crossing and survive, with two French pilots believed to have reached the coast of Canada ten days before Lindbergh's Spirit of St Louis touched down in Paris in May 1927. ......

"Nungesser and Coli crashed just off the coast of the French islands of Saint-Pierre et Miquelon in Newfoundland on May 11, with their plane breaking up on landing and killing both men before ocean currents curried the broken aircraft south."

Uh .. that does not qualify as crossing the Atlantic. Crossing means all the way.

November, 1967, a poem

@ 07:08 AM (30 months, 22 days ago)

 

Dr. Zhivago was playing at the Paramount
Theater in St. Cloud. That afternoon,
we went into Russia,

and when we came out, the snow
was falling—the same snow
that fell in Moscow.

The sky had turned black velvet.
We'd been through the Revolution
and the frozen winters.

In the Chevy, we waited for the heater
to melt ice on the windshield,
clapping our hands to keep warm.

On the highway, these two things:
a song from Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
and that semi-truck careening by.

Now I travel through the dark without you
and sometimes I turn up the radio, hopeful
the way you were, no matter what.

by Joyce Sutphen

"November, 1967" by Joyce Sutphen, from First Words. © Red Dragonfly Press, 2010. Reprinted with permission.

 

Hey, maybe God could also help us with the deficit

@ 06:15 AM (30 months, 22 days ago)

 

Rep. John Shimkus (R-IL), an evangelical Christian, claimed that he is "uniquely qualified among a group of talented contenders to lead the Energy and Commerce Committee" -- saying that "climate change should not concern us since God has already promised not to destroy the Earth."

From the Toronto Star: "The Earth will end only when God declares it's time to be over. Man will not destroy this Earth. This Earth will not be destroyed by a Flood. I do believe that God's word is infallible, unchanging, perfect."

I'm sorry, but mythical beings do not count as evidence .. besides, Bible literalists already know how the world will end .. End Times has nothing to do with global warming.

Ah well, fossil fuel industries need a faithful servant. Who better to fund as a candidate than someone whose faith prevents him from believing in and working against man-made climate change?

We are blocking progress in this country if we let a book that was written by uneducated nomads 2000 years ago dictate our policies .. if we leave law-making to politicians who think that Satan put dinosaur bones in the ground to trick us.

It's one thing to be a man of faith, but quite another entirely to let that faith blind you to scientific knowledge.

Plain and simple -- the church should stay out of the state's business, and the state should stay out of the church's business.

 

2010/11/12

The Republican honeymoon is over?

@ 06:33 AM (30 months, 23 days ago)

 

So soon?

A new poll shows that millions of voters cut off their noses to spite their faces .. millions voted for Republicans while disliking them and their ideas more than the Democrats and their ideas.

Is this a great country or what?

It says so right here in this new Pew Research: "The public, voters and non-voters alike, has a subdued reaction to the Republican Party's midterm election victory. Four years ago, the response to the Democrats regaining full control of Congress was far more positive, as it was in 1994 when the GOP won a historic victory. Fewer people today say they are happy about the Republican victory, approve of the GOP's plans for the future, and far fewer believe Republicans will be successful in getting their programs passed into law."

So, the public isn't clamoring for a repeal to Obamacare and 200 hearings about birth certificates, Black Panthers and global warming?

(Joking about it is all well and good, but it actually happening would just be frightening .. or hilarious .. I'm not sure which yet.)

And those hearings would be just the kind of thing that would really turn off most voters .. especially considering that 70 percent would like Republicans and Democrats to cooperate with each other to do something that will actually help our citizens.

But Republicans don't seem to learn from experience, and I hope that this time, should they once again prove our worst fears to be correct, voters will send them out to pasture for a very long time.

It's been clear for a while that the election had more to do with general anger over economic woes than it did a sudden shift to widespread acceptance of rightie philosophy.

Yet, as usual, Republicans act as if they've won a mandate regardless of whether they actually have .. and Democrats leap to compromise regardless of their margin of victory.

The Republicans have no mandate; it's more like they're on probation for the next two years. Unless they learn to compromise and unless they come up with some solid ideas to improve the lives of American citizens, theirs will be a short-lived resurgence.

 

A Blessing, a poem

@ 06:00 AM (30 months, 23 days ago)

 

After three days of hard fishing
we lean against the truck
untying boots, removing waders.

We change in silence still feeling
the rhythm of cold water lapping
thankful for that last shoal of rainbows
to sooth the disappointment
of missing a trophy brown.

We'll take with us the communion
of rod and line and bead-head nymphs
sore shoulders and wrinkled feet.

A good tiredness claims us
from slipping over rocks, pushing rapids –
sunup to sundown – sneaking
toward a target, eyes squinting
casting into winter wind.

We case the rods, load our bags
and start to think about dinner.
None of us wants to leave.
None wants to say goodbye.

Winter shadows touch the river cane.
The cold is coming. We look up
into a cobalt sky, and there,
as if an emissary on assignment,
a Bald Eagle floats overhead
close enough to bless us
then swiftly banks sunward
and is gone.

by Ken Hada

"A Blessing" by Ken Hada from Spare Parts. © Mongrel Empire Press, 2010. Reprinted with permission.

 

2010/11/11

A salute to our Veterans

@ 08:05 AM (30 months, 24 days ago)

 

Today we honor all veterans who fought to protect the freedoms we often take for granted.

It's sad that Veterans Day doesn’t seem to rank very high on America's list of favorite holidays. People seem to pay more attention to other patriotic holidays like the 4th of July, our nation’s birthday party .. well, it does have fireworks.

But we have to remember that without the brave fighting men and women of our armed forces there might not be a home of the brave.

Remember what this day is all about, a day to honor all American veterans of all wars, from the Revolutionary War to the present day Iraq and Afghanistan wars. So many have given the ultimate in sacrifice. I thought of them as I stood in line to vote last week.

Some of our wars haven't been as popular with our citizens as others, but the American soldier’s willingness to sacrifice his or her life for our country should never be questioned. Any man or woman who honorably wore a soldier’s uniform is a hero in my book.

We should also recognize and honor military families for the great sacrifices they have always made throughout the course of our history.

I am grateful to all the World War II veterans, the Vietnam veterans, the Korean War veterans, the Desert Storm veterans, and those today fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan...they have all served our country with such valor. I salute them every one.

Thank You for your service to our country! Semper Fi!

“The soldier, above all other people, prays for peace, for he must suffer and bear the deepest wounds and scars of war.”
~Douglas MacArthur

As Toilsome I Wander'd Virginia's Woods

by Walt Whitman

As toilsome I wander'd Virginia's woods,
To the music of rustling leaves kick'd by my feet, (for 'twas
      autumn,)
I mark'd at the foot of a tree the grave of a soldier;
Mortally wounded he and buried on the retreat, (easily all
      could I understand,)
The halt of a mid-day hour, when up! no time to lose—yet
      this sign left,
On a tablet scrawl'd and nail'd on the tree by the grave,
Bold, cautious, true, and my loving comrade.

Long, long I muse, then on my way go wandering,
Many a changeful season to follow, and many a scene of life,
Yet at times through changeful season and scene, abrupt,
      alone, or in the crowded street,
Comes before me the unknown soldier's grave, comes the
      inscription rude in Virginia's woods,
Bold, cautious, true, and my loving comrade.

"As Toilsome I Wander'd Virginia's Woods" by Walt Whitman. Public domain.

Sheriff Weepy and Deputy Dawg

@ 07:50 AM (30 months, 24 days ago)

 

Okay, now that the fate of the Republic will soon be in the hands of a weepy orange guy named Boehner who wears a creepy sprayed-on tan, and an owl-faced guy named McConnell who looks and sounds like a startled Deputy Dawg ...

(Hey, this shellacked Democrat can too poke a little fun!)

Now that they've been allowed to ooze back into a little power, never fear fellow Dems, just remember this is a great country that has survived worse problems than this election.

But, this is what we can now expect.....

First, expect a lot of witch hunts .. and not for Christine O'D. Once this GOP has subpoena power, they will grind the government to a halt by issuing subpoenas against the Obama administration over one dang thing after another. Rep. Darrell Issa, the ranking Republican on the House Oversight committee, has already said that he plans to issue "subpoenas everywhere."

Issa will probably start with an investigation into President Obama's birthplace. Oh I hope they do .. the moderates and Independents who were swayed to vote for them will finally see what they got .. in time for the 2012 election.

Also look for constructive Democratic progress to get stopped dead .. and the legislation that we did get passed will get slapped around, ridiculed and stomped like a librul at a Rand Paul rally.

This Republican party is nothing like the war-hungry Bushies .. no, this newly elected bunch is even weirder, and now that they're in power in the House, will completely forget about what the working class needs and cares about.

This GOP is full of the most cartoonish Tea Party dingbats you can imagine .. most of whom think Democrats are an elitist, terrorist-loving, gay-supporting threat to "real" American values.

The Tea Party movement stands for nothing and fears everything .. all ghost-funded by a couple of creepy old libertarian oil billionaire brothers.

And this new GOP will soon learn that the rush of a major election is far more electrifying than the gray sausage-making grind of actual governing.

As many analysts have pointed out, this wasn't a vote *for* Republicans, but *against* Democrats who didn't step up and lead with more authority and clarity of purpose.

 

2010/11/10

Late-night jokes round-up 11/10/10

@ 06:32 AM (30 months, 25 days ago)

 

"Obama’s in India for two days and Republicans are already accusing him of being a Hindu." –Jay Leno

"Isn’t fall in New York City great? The colors are brown, gold, and orange. And that’s just John Boehner’s face." –David Letterman

"Welcome to my new show it's called 'Conan'. People ask me why I named the show 'Conan.' I did it so I'd be harder to replace." –Conan O'Brien

"I just got the news that we’re already No. 1 in TBS’ key demographic: people that can’t afford HBO." –Conan O'Brien

"An exciting night. I'm really glad to be on cable. I have to tell you that right now, it's not a joke. The truth is, it probably doesn't help that I say that's not a joke afterwards. The truth is, ladies and gentlemen, I have dreamed of being a talk show host on basic cable ever since I was 46." –Conan O'Brien

"It’s not easy doing a late night show on a channel without a lot of money, that viewers have trouble finding. That’s why I left NBC." –Conan O'Brien

"When Hillary Clinton says she’s not running, is she really not running? Or just pulling a Leno?" –David Letterman

"MSNBC news anchor Keith Olbermann will be back to work on Wednesday after being suspended without pay for giving campaign contributions to Democratic candidates, which is against the rules at MSNBC. See, if only he had done like Eliot Spitzer and given his money to hookers, he would have gotten his own prime time show on CNN." –Jay Leno

"Hundreds of people in Washington, D.C. reported seeing a UFO today. Aliens, if you’re searching for intelligent life, you’ve got the wrong town." -Craig Ferguson

"President Obama was in India today. The President is touring Asia making trade deals. He signed a $10 billion pack with India this afternoon. He brokered a deal to make India part of the UN security council. And he was able to get a $15 late fee reversed on his Visa card." –Jimmy Kimmel

"Well, it looks like John Boehner will be the new Speaker of the House. He is the son of a bartender, one of 12 children. He grew up in a two room home with just one bathroom, worked his way through school, became the first person in his family to graduate from college. And, sadly, fell in with the wrong crowd and wound up in Congress." –Jay Leno

"You know who Boehner is, right? He's that orange looking guy. See, for Republicans that counts as diversity." –Jay Leno

"And Boehner, very serious about cutting back on spending. I saw him day, touching up his tan with an orange sharpie." –Jay Leno

"Levi Johnston said in an interview that Sarah Palin is not qualified to be President. And, believe me, if there's anyone who knows about not being qualified for something it is Levi Johnston." –Jay Leno

"How about those elections? Here's how it breaks down now. We have a Republican House. We have a Democratic Senate. And we have a President with veto power with. Smooth sailing, right? No problems there." –David Letterman

"Sarah Palin says she wants limited government. Does she mean fewer elected officials or more officials who resign in the middle of their terms? I think limited government will be perfect for her limited abilities." –David Letterman

"What do you think of the Republican landslide victory on election night? No one's laughing at my John Boehner tattoo now." –David Letterman

"Everyone is talking about the unemployment rate. This week it went up by about 65 Democrats." –Jimmy Fallon

"Prop 19, the California proposition to legalize marijuana lost. The proponents are all so sad today. If only there were some substance that could make them laugh again." –Jimmy Kimmel

"Election night Americans completely rejected the efforts of a charismatic African American who was trying to do the best he could. Rick Fox was voted off 'Dancing with the Stars.'" –Jay Leno

"India is famous for its Darjeeling tea, but President Obama won’t be interested in tea parties of any kind." –Craig Ferguson

[gathered from about.com, laughlines, and newsmax.com]

 

George W. Bush memoir jokes 11/10/10

@ 06:30 AM (30 months, 25 days ago)

 

"In his new book George W. Bush reveals that he considered dropping Dick Cheney in 2002 to show he was in charge, not Cheney. But then Cheney nixed the idea." –Jimmy Fallon

"Former President George W. Bush has written his memoir. It's called Decision Points. I've already decided not to read it. … He'll be everywhere promoting the book. He's on the 'Today Show.' Going to be on the Oprah Winfrey Show, and tomorrow he'll be on the Rachael Ray Show, water boarding the veal cutlets." –David Letterman

"No sir, I'm not going to read it until he reads it." –David Letterman

"In his new book, George W. Bush says he’s happy to be out of Washington. Well, it’s unanimous." –David Letterman

"In an interview with Matt Lauer, President Bush revealed the most embarrassing thing he ever did when he was drunk. He asked a friend of his parents at a dinner party what sex was like after 50. Which is not so bad when you consider John McCain's most embarrassing moment. He picked Sarah Palin sober." –Jay Leno

"Former president George W. Bush released his new memoir. By the way, 'memoir' is just a fancy word for 'a bunch of stuff that happened to me.'" –Craig Ferguson

"Bush’s memoir is 512 pages. To be fair, 200 of those pages are just games and puzzles." –Craig Ferguson

"In the middle of the book is an Iraq maze which is pretty much impossible to get out of." –Craig Ferguson

"Well George W. Bush is on the big book tour this week. During an interview with USA Today, Bush said that he was, 'blindsided by the financial crisis.' Bush said he was also blindsided by the fact that he knew the word blindsided." –Jimmy Fallon

[gathered from about.com, laughlines, and newsmax.com]

 

Bill Maher election jokes 11/10/10

@ 06:28 AM (30 months, 25 days ago)

 

"America put the crazy people who got us into this mess back in charge, and California won't let us get high to get over it." –Bill Maher

"This was the biggest landslide since the '30s. The Republicans picked up 63 seats. I haven't seen the Republicans so happy about taking seats since they made Rosa Parks stand up." –Bill Maher

"I do not understand the electorate. This country is hurting in a way we haven't since the Depression. People struggling all over this country, and they came out and voted for the party that says right up front they will suspend your unemployment benefits and repeal health care. To go against your self-interest more you'd have to literally go f*ck yourself." –Bill Maher

"A special shout-out to the independent geniuses, who switched sides again because President Chocolate Jesus did not make it rain twenties in two years." –Bill Maher

"You know what, you independents, if you can vote for Bush one year, and then the next election vote for Obama, and then go back to John Boehner, you're not independents, you're schizophrenic. You're Norman Bates, sometimes you dress up as your mom and kill sluts in the shower, and sometimes you put on pants and mop up. Well, congratulations America, on Tuesday you put on the dress and killed again." –Bill Maher

"Here's how huge their victory was. They actually elected two black people on the Republican side in Congress, and seven gay Republicans. Of course, you won't find out who they are until they get caught in a rest stop somewhere." –Bill Maher

"Did you see the new speaker of the House John Boeher cry? He cries a lot. Mr. Boehner you've got to stop crying. For one, your tan is going to run. And what's he going to do if he loses next time? Put on a Bjork record and cut himself?" –Bill Maher

"Just in time for the Republican sweep, George Bush has a new memoir that just came out. He was on the Today Show plugging it. He said his lowest moment of the whole presidency was when Kanye West said he didn't care about black people. Well, I got news for you. Black people don't care about you either. Mr. Bush." –Bill Maher

[gathered from HBO's Real Time with Bill Maher]

 

2010/11/9

President Chocolate Jesus didn't let you down

@ 08:06 AM (30 months, 26 days ago)

 

A little essay on the Election Day Massacre (with four part harmony) now that the bodies are cold.

We all knew that Obama would have a tough presidency -- one hampered by two wars, an economy in free fall and an opposition party bent on obstruction at any price.

Many people had expectations so high that they were impossible for him to fulfill .. and they got mad and voted against him.

Like Bill Maher said, "Oh Boo Hoo, President Chocolate Jesus didn't make it rain twenty dollar bills."

Instead of magic, what we got was a president who delivered gritty, nuts-and-bolts legislation.

In his quest for progress Obama passed an amazing student loan reform, financial reform, healthcare reform, credit card reform, started the Iraq drawdown, saved a million jobs at GM, delivered record tax cuts to the middle class, slashed nearly $200 billion in corporate welfare (reinvesting it back into college funds and Medicare), passed serious Big Tobacco regulations (finally), passed pay parity for women, passed hate-crime protections for gays and lesbians, and much more .. not to mention installed two young, female justices on the Supreme Court.

There's more here at http://whattheheckhasobamadonesofar.com/

Obama achieved all of this while striving boldly to ward off another Great Depression and put the country back on the path to recovery .. without any help from the Party of Hell No!

And don't forget dealing with the worst oil spill in American history.

He was so focused on fixing the economic mess that he forgot to maintain a "connection" with the people .. who would've reminded him that they weren't worried about healthcare reforn, that they only cared about jobs and keeping their houses.

This president has delivered more sweeping change in 20 months than the previous two Democratic presidents did in 12 years .. most all of it to help the working class.

Ah well, when Americans are angry and nervous, sometimes they do stupid things when they step into the voting booth .. especially when they’ve been influenced by Tea Party lies.

But it ain't over yet .. the 2012 election is just around the corner. If we've learned anything, it's that two years whip by so dang quickly. Anything can happen .. we'll have another chance. And maybe another after that ...

We Democrats need to snap to and realize that Barack Obama is, and will continue to be, a miracle. He's simply as good as we're going get for an articulate, caring, thoughtful, intelligent Democratic president in our lifetime. Period.

Folks, it will never be perfect. It will never be giddy liberal nirvana .. it just doesn't work that way. Politics is ugly and infuriating .. even with someone as honorable as Obama sitting in the Oval office.

Understand it. Deal with it. Get back in the game. If you don't, we ALL lose.

 

2010/11/8

Keith is back!

@ 11:59 AM (30 months, 27 days ago)

 

"Shortest suspension -- in the world!"

It was probably because MSNBC got buried in viewer criticism .. as well as tanking ratings because Keith Olbermann was gone from Friday's show.

First of all, I'm not comfortable at all with journalists donating money to political parties .. it destroys their credibility.

BUT -- is Olbermann considered a journalist, or reporter? Seems to me he's more of a commentator, an observer, an analyst .. which, by their very nature, lean one way or another politically.

Besides, the punishment never fit the crime .. the suspension sort of felt like it was about something else altogether. The longer it went on, MSNBC execs were probably thinking of people digging into the no-political-donations policy and its enforcement.

Every news organization should have rules about the political bias of their employees. Everyone but Fox that is .. who actively works to influence the news and politics .. who hires politicians still running for office .. who contributes millions of dollars to only one party .. who raises funds on air for candidates .. who creates scandals against the Democrats that are completely false, etc., etc., etc.

I fell over laughing when Fox News said -- "MSNBC is failing to enforce an ethics policy that if applied to Fox would sack the entire corporation."

Anyway, glad to see Keith back on the air. Overbearing and pompous? Sure, sometimes .. but at least he sticks to reality and actual verifiable facts. Unlike the editorial material that Fox News pulls from its arse.

Read more here.

 

"Fair Game"

@ 07:37 AM (30 months, 27 days ago)

 

Remember diplomat Joe Wilson and his CIA spy wife Valerie Plame? "Fair Game," a movie about them and GWBush's White House opened in a few theaters last weekend. It deals with one of the more shameful chapters in Washington history .. the misuse of governmental power to cover up false pro-war propaganda.

Someone in our government committed an act of treason by outing a CIA agent to get back at her husband for exposing the truth about "weapons of mass destruction."

Not to mention destroying the agent's career, and endangering the lives of her overseas contacts ...

I look forward to it coming to my town, but don't know how well it will do .. just about every film that's featured the Iraq war as its backdrop has struggled at the box office .. even the one that won the Academy Award.

The movie stars Sean Penn and Naomi Watts, and was the only US film selected for the competition at this year’s Cannes Film Festival. It tells the true story of when Wilson was sent to Niger to investigate whether they were selling yellowcake uranium to Iraq. He reported back to the White House that no such sales were taking place .. but President Bush ignored his report and claimed in a State of the Union address that Niger was indeed selling yellowcake uranium to Iraq.

This alarmed Wilson enough for him to write an op-ed article in the New York Times disputing the president. A week later, columnist Robert Novak, citing White House officials, outed Wilson’s wife, Valerie Plame as working for the CIA.

Of course, the movie will reopen the debate over Plame's real role at the CIA and whether or not Bush lied to us about Saddam and his WMD.

Righties will again claim that Plame was only a glorified secretary, and lefties will attack Dick Cheney as the mastermind behind Plame's outing. Remember that Cheney refused to place himself under oath and testify on behalf of Scooter Libby (who worked for him and took the fall) .. yet repeatedly lobbied Bush to pardon Libby.

WH staff said Cheney blew a gasket when Bush refused .. that Cheney was still lobbying Bush just hours before Bush left the White House.

By Cheney NOT doing the right thing (testify), and then by doing all that lobbying, he has done more than enough to convince me of his guilt.

I am convinced that Cheney, and Rove, have plenty to hide ..

Read about the movie here.

 

2010/11/7

Divorced Fathers and Pizza Crusts, a poem

@ 07:21 AM (30 months, 28 days ago)

 

The connection between divorced fathers and pizza crusts
is understandable. The divorced father does not cook
confidently. He wants his kid to enjoy dinner.
The entire weekend is supposed to be fun. Kids love
pizza. For some reason involving soft warmth and malleability

kids approve of melted cheese on pizza
years before they will tolerate cheese in other situations.
So the divorced father takes the kid and the kid's friend
out for pizza. The kids eat much faster than the dad.
Before the dad has finished his second slice,

the kids are playing a video game or being Ace Ventura
or blowing spitballs through straws, making this hail
that can't quite be cleaned up. There are four slices left
and the divorced father doesn't want them wasted,
there has been enough waste already; he sits there

in his windbreaker finishing the pizza. It's good
except the crust is actually not so great—
after the second slice the crust is basically a chore—
so you leave it. You move on the next loaded slice.
Finally there you are amid rims of crust.

All this is understandable. There's no dark conspiracy.
Meanwhile the kids are having a pretty good time
which is the whole point. So the entire evening makes
clear sense. Now the divorced father gathers
the sauce-stained napkins for the trash and dumps them

and dumps the rims of crust which are not
corpses on a battlefield. Understandability
fills the pizza shop so thoroughly there's no room
for anything else. Now he's at the door summoning the kids
and they follow, of course they do, he's a dad.

By Mark Halliday

"Divorced Fathers and Pizza Crusts" by Mark Halliday, from Jab. © University of Chicago Press, 2002. Reprinted with permission

 

 

The difference between a mad man and a madman

@ 07:07 AM (30 months, 28 days ago)

 

On his Friday HBO show "Real Time," Bill Maher sort of ragged on Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert's rally ...

"The message of the rally, as I heard it, was that if the media stopped giving voice to the crazies on both sides, then maybe we could restore sanity. It was all non-partisan and urged cooperation with the moderates on the other side, forgetting that Obama tried that and found out -- there are no moderates on the other side.

When Jon announced his rally, he said the national conversation was dominated by people on the Right who believe Obama's a Socialist and people on the Left who believe 9/11's an inside job, but I can't name any Democratic leaders who think 9/11's an inside job. But Republican leaders who think Obama's a Socialist? All of them."

Maher went on to say that Colbert and Stewart are his friends, but he took exception to the idea that both parties are equally crazy.

"Keith Olbermann is right when he says he's not the equivalent of Glenn Beck. One reports facts the other one is very close to playing with his poop.

And the big mistake of modern media has been this notion of balance for balance's sake -- that the Left is just as violent and cruel as the Right -- there's a difference between a mad man and a madman.....

Martin Luther King spoke on that Mall in the capital and he didn't say, 'Remember folks, those southern sheriffs with the fire hoses and the German shepherds, they have a point too.' No, he said I have a dream, they have a nightmare...Liberals, like the ones on that field, must stand up and be counted and not pretend that we're as mean, or greedy, or short-sighted or just plain bat-shit as they are. And if that's too polarizing for you, and you still wanna reach across the aisle...try church......"

(Sorry, HBO took the video off YouTube)

I have to agree with Maher -- Fox News is not equivalent to MSNBC in any way, shape or form. Fox makes no bones about being the media arm of the Republican Party ... they have no liberal TV hosts, while MSNBC has both conservative and liberal hosts.

And, here we have Keith Olbermann being suspended without pay indefinitely for donating three $2,500 checks to Democratic candidates .. while Fox News Corp has donated millions directly to the Republican party. Who knows how much to individual candidates, and who knows how many checks their gang of wingnut hosts have donated?

 

2010/11/6

Yo Tea Party, better keep those anti-Pelosi Witch signs

@ 09:04 AM (30 months, 29 days ago)

 

Speaker-Elect Boehner's life just got a little bit harder, because Speaker Pelosi isn't going to wimp out like Denny Hastert did.

Some people expected her to step aside after losing the House Speaker job to the Orange American .. but, Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced that she will run for House Minority Leader in the next Congress.

Most House Democrats are going along with this because she raises a lot of money for them. Also, who exactly is their other option? Steny Hoyer? A nice guy, but no powerhouse.

With the president looking a little weaker, we need all the strong "balls-to-the-wall" Democrats we can gather. She'll teach the Dems how to be even more cold blooded in opposition. She is one of the most effective Speakers in Congressional history .. exactly why I would love to see her continue to lead.

She is supposed to support the agenda laid out by the Administration and she did just that. She passed important and valuable legislation during the past two years. Congress members were willing to follow her lead even while endangering their seats.

Pelosi did more to help the middle class family than a Republican Congress ever did. She did what she thought was right .. and she didn't react to GOP gamesmanship. She kept her caucus together and got things done.

Now comes along a new Speaker .. who has indicated that he will not work with anyone who is not in line with his goal.

So we need Pelosi's strength and expertise now more than ever .. she's a fighter and a good arm-twister.

The reasons Republicans took the House had nothing to do with her .. the blame lies with the economy .. and the White House ...

Pelosi scares right-wingers out of their half-wits .. they hate her because she's such a strong and successful leader .. they even demonized her name. Christine O'Donnell's senate run sure played hell with all their anti-Pelosi witch ads.

Democrats, do not hand Republicans the "we beat Pelosi" crowing point .. if we let them make her a scapegoat, we avoid facing the real problems within our party.

And Democrats, please stop trying to be more like Republicans .. you didn't lose this election because you weren't "right" enough .. you lost because the economy is still in the tank.

Voters rebel against whoever is in charge when the economy tanks. In '08 the noose was around Republican necks .. in '10, it's around Democratic necks.

This election had everything do with economic malaise. Blue Dogs used Pelosi as a scapegoat for that malaise. And most of them lost ..

 

2010/11/5

The First Artichoke, a poem

@ 11:35 AM (31 months, 9 hours ago)

 

Though everyone said no one could grow
artichokes in New Jersey, my father
planted the seeds and they grew one magnificent
artichoke, late-season, long after the squash,
tomatoes, and zucchini.

It was the derelict in my father's garden,
little Buddha of a vegetable, pinecone gone awry.
It was as strange as a bony-plated armadillo.

My mother prepared the artichoke as if preparing
a miracle. She snipped the bronzy winter-kissed tips
mashed breadcrumbs, oregano, parmesan, garlic,
and lemon, stuffed the mush between the leaves,
baked, then placed the artichoke on the table.
This, she said, was food we could eat with our fingers.

When I hesitated, my father spoke of beautiful Cynara,
who'd loved her mother more than she'd loved Zeus.
In anger, the god transformed her
into an artichoke. And in 1949 Marilyn Monroe
had been crowned California's first Artichoke Queen.

I peeled off a leaf like my father did,
dipped it in melted butter, and with my teeth
scraped and sucked the nut-flavored slimy stuff.
We piled up the inedible parts, skeletons
of leaves and purple prickles.

Piece by piece, the artichoke came apart,
the way we would in 1959, the year the flowerbuds
of the artichokes in my father's garden bloomed
without him, their blossoms seven inches wide
and violet-blue as bruises.

But first we had that miracle on our table.
We peeled and peeled, a vegetable striptease,
and worked our way deeper and deeper,
down to the small filet of delectable heart.

"The First Artichoke" by Diane Lockward, from What Feeds Us. Wind Publications, 2006. Reprinted with permission.

 

How many Gucci handbags and Mercedes Benz do they need?

@ 08:55 AM (31 months, 12 hours ago)

 

Bill Maher is struck by the vulgarity of extreme luxury for a few at a time when so many are struggling to get by -- "When the news story about 10 percent unemployment and record home foreclosures is followed by a story about a $2 million jewel-encrusted bra, maybe it's time for redistributing the wealth."

Republicans destroyed our economy with lax financial regulation coupled with tax cuts for the wealthy, which forced great deficits upon the country. Now they want to continue rewarding the rich .. who have had a free ride since Reagan, when the highest tax rates were cut from 70 percent to 35 percent. Now that the country and the economy are in such terrible shape, it is time the rich pay their fair share.

I mean, just how many Gucci handbags and Mercedes Benz do they need ...

President Obama says the cost of keeping Bush's tax cuts for higher income brackets is too high .. that we just can't afford the estimated $700 billion that it would cost over the next few years.

With their new clout, Republicans clearly intend to extend these tax cuts to the wealthy people who have given them money for their campaigns .. because every sane person knows that the trickle down "theory" as an economic stimulus has repeatedly been debunked by facts so many times it’s not even funny. If they get their way, Republicans will be selling us deeper into debt.

Hang tough, Mr. President .. extend the olive branch but don't let them walk all over you.

Read the latest here:

"President Obama drew a firmer line that he will not negotiate against making permanent tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans Thursday.....

[...] in an afternoon Thursday briefing, Robert Gibbs, the White House press secretary, made it clear that the President .. will no longer negotiate about permanently extending the upper class tax cuts. He said that Obama is concerned about adding to the budget deficit, but the president may consider temporary extension of some tax cuts for upper-income taxpayers.[..]"

Oh, and by the way Boehner and McConnell, according to the Congressional Budget Office (CBO), repealing the entire healthcare bill would add $140 billion to the deficit.

 

2010/11/4

Late-night jokes round-up 11/4/10

@ 06:41 PM (31 months, 1 day ago)


"Republicans won big on election day. They say their two big priorities are cutting taxes and reducing the debt. Which is sort of like wanting to lose weight and win 'Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest.'" –Jimmy Kimmel

"Republicans are in charge now. We all remember how well that worked last time." –David Letterman

"Finally, the 2010 elections are over and we can get started on the campaign for 2012." –Craig Ferguson

"Christine O'Donnell, after losing her election in Delaware, said 'Our voices were heard.' In your head, lady." –David Letterman

"Although many of her Republican colleagues were elected to the House, Christine O'Donnell ended up underneath it, with her feet curled up." –Jimmy Kimmel

"What she should have done with the 142 million was make a 'Terminator' movie. That’s how our current Governor did it!" –Jimmy Kimmel, on California Gubernatorial candidate Meg Whitman spending $142 million of her own money on her campaign

"The San Francisco Giants beat the Texas Rangers to win the World Series for the first time in 56 years. The fans back home celebrated with riots, overturning Priuses, throwing bottles of bio-dynamically farmed zinfandel and building huge clean-burning bonfires." –Jimmy Kimmel

"John Boehner will be the new speaker unless, out of habit, he blocks his own confirmation." –Stephen Colbert

"John Boehner will be the new Speaker of the House. It is the highest elected office ever to be reached by an Orange-American." –Daily Show correspondent Olivia Munn

"Russ Feingold was defeated for having progressive values. In Louisiana, David Vitter has absolutely destroyed his challenger by going out with hookers." – Jon Stewart, on America's priorities

"In Jackson County, WV, machines have actually changed votes, which would explain why candidate Error 404 Page Not Found is headed to the House of Representatives." – Stephen Colbert

"In the Kentucky Senate race, Rand Paul has been declared the victor. Rand Paul is a libertarian and a staunch opponent of regulation of any kind. So congratulations, Kentucky, your state bird is now a can of lead paint." – Stephen Colbert

"Republicans are saying, 'It's time for a change.' And Democrats are saying, 'Stay the course.' And Charlie Sheen is saying, 'Where are my pants?'" –Craig Ferguson

"In an interview on 'Entertainment Tonight' this week, Mary Hart was told by Sarah Palin she may run in 2012 if there was no one to do it. That's not how you run for President. That's how you offer to babysit." –Seth Meyers

"Oh, poor, Meg Whitman. She's losing badly. This week we found out that one of her sons was accused of date rape. And we also found out that Jan Brewer, the Governor of Arizona, one of her sons also in a mental hospital for rape. I don't want to judge these women by their children, but Christine O'Donnell's magic army of flying monkeys is looking pretty good." –Bill Maher

"Sarah Palin said this week she would run for President if no one else would do it. I swear to God. And even Karl Rove said he didn't think it was a good idea for Sarah Palin to run for President. He said, he didn't think she has the gravitas. And Sarah said, 'Oh, really. I don't even believe in the theory of gravitas'" –Bill Maher

"Karl Rove said that Sarah Palin does not have the gravitas to be President of the United States. Sarah Palin is furious. She said as soon as she finds out what gravitas means she will respond, and harshly." –Jay Leno

"Paul the psychic octopus from the World Cup is dead. He was stomped to death at a Rand Paul rally." –David Letterman

"New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie has canceled a train tunnel between New York and New Jersey. As a result, New Yorkers will have to get to New Jersey the same as they always have — by accident." –Jimmy Fallon

[gathered from about.com, laughlines, and newsmax.com]

 

Wonder how long he had that joke waiting

@ 06:16 PM (31 months, 1 day ago)

 

"2008 answered the question, Is America ready for a black president? In 2010 we'll answer are we ready for an orange speaker?"

CNN's Paul Begala cracking a joke about John Boehner's fake tan as all the pundits were sitting around the console on election night .. which always reminds me of the cantina scene from Star Wars.

 

Yeah *snicker* maybe this time *snort*

@ 07:52 AM (31 months, 1 day ago)

 

.. maybe Republicans will be open to compromise, the same ones who have one goal and one goal only -- to gain power by destroying President Obama. Mitch McConnell has literally said this.

Nonetheless, President Obama has extended the olive branch .. but wait, maybe diplomacy is a way of saying 'Nice Doggie' while looking for a bigger rock.

WASHINGTON -- Saying he is humbled by the "shellacking" his party took in the midterm elections, President Barack Obama signaled a willingness to compromise with Republicans on tax cuts and energy policy and to work with them to solve the nation's problems.[..]"

When have Republicans ever compromised with Obama?

Oh yeah, they got tax cuts into the stimulus in exchange for NO votes, and they got all kinds of stuff added to healthcare reform in exchange for NO votes ...

Many of them ran their campaigns on the "no surrender" line .. so any compromise will be viewed as defeat.

This will be an interesting dance to watch.

McConnell obviously mistakes the Republican wins in the House as a mandate for him to act the fool in the Senate .. when the exit polls showed that voters are disgusted with both parties.

In other words, McConnell is practically guaranteeing the second term of Obama.

Besides, as soon as they get subpoena power House Republicans will be too busy looking for any way in hell to impeach Obama to actually work with him. A strategy that will leave them doomed. Really, it's brilliant. If I was a Democrat in Congress I'd be sending every Republican a thank you note.

Republicans are like petulant children, they cannot be reasoned with .. and they have no incentive to compromise. They'd rather keep the economy and everything else in the tank for the next two years, then use it as leverage against Obama in 2012. That's why they rubber stamped NO to everything the last two years. They WANT to see things fail as a political strategy .. it's what got them all those seats last Tuesday. But, hopefully a strategy that won't keep those seats ...

We'll just have to wait for the American main-stream to realize that the corrosive Republican agenda will only cause a stagnant government gridlock for the next two years .. that the harm it does will guarantee that America continues to rot from within.

It certainly won't create more jobs ....

 

2010/11/3

A bad day for Democrats

@ 08:29 AM (31 months, 2 days ago)

 

Well, just like I blogged yesterday morning -- Democrats will lose substantial seats in the House but hold on to the Senate.

So Democrats got royally whupped yesterday .. the same as Republicans did two years ago. Yesterday's voters were angry with both parties for not dealing with their problems.

I held out hope until the last minute. But, I was trying to ignore history .. that midterm elections are traditionally correctional .. that incumbent presidents lose popularity after two years .. that the opposition party always picks up seats in midterms.

President Obama's midterms just came with almost 10 percent unemployment, during the worst economic crisis since the depression. It doesn't matter that half of the 8 million jobs that disappeared went before he was even sworn in.

His presidency is still in the middle of managing a crisis, and not yet overcoming it – and the anger, resentment and anxiety of the midterm voters is the result.

Both Reagan and Clinton got "thumped" (GWBush's word after one of his midterms), but went on to win second terms .. I still hold out hope that Obama will do the same, and his best work will be ahead.

It's not like the Republicans have overwhelmingly won any arguments .. their popularity in the polls has tanked even lower than the Democrats.

Exit polling showed the voters to be frustrated that the president concentrated too much on things like getting healthcare reform, and not enough on jobs. When people don't have jobs and are losing their homes, healthcare reform is the last thing on their minds.

But I think history will be very kind to Obama for pushing healthcare reform through .. so many had tried and failed. It may have been worth using up his political capital .. because as time goes by, HCR will be tweaked into a important program, same as Social Security and Medicare, neither of which were perfect straight out of the gate.

Let's hope that the Tea Party threat that Republicans in Congress will be even less open to compromise in this next session is just blowhard talk. Because the ball will be in their court .. no more just saying no.

Republicans winning back the House might make it harder for Obama to govern, but easier for him to win in 2012. People think Republicans won't be able to govern because they'll finally have to deliver the goods .. they won't just be railing against Obama, they'll have to come up with solutions. All we've heard so far is tired sound bites and lunatic ravings.

Also the Tea Party is going to have a tough time over the next two years staying relevant because the majority of Americans are not extremists.

Conservatives yell for smaller government and spending cuts, but they have their own internal contradictions .. their constituents want veteran's benefits, they want Social Security, they want Medicare, they want Medicaid.

So how will they actually govern with the people back home wanting all those goodies? It's easy to scream that Obama is a socialist antichrist from the sidelines .. but when you actually get into office it's quite a different thing.

So now the Republicans will get the ball .. but it doesn't mean that they can score ...

 

2010/11/2

Exciting day today!

@ 08:36 AM (31 months, 3 days ago)

 

Congressional Election Day .. hard to believe it's finally here. This has been one of the most stressful midterm elections .. also the most exciting for all of us political junkies.

It's gone from hilarious "Chickens for Checkups" to dangerous head stomping at rallies. I mean, for the first time in my memory we had American citizens taking armed weapons to town hall meetings .. candidates have been fearful for their lives.

Ah well, it'll soon be over .. and, other than Christmas and Thanksgiving, one of my favorite special days. Once I get my running around done, I'll pile up in bed with popcorn and leftover Halloween candy to eagerly watch the returns.

All the polls point to a better day for Republicans than Democrats. But then most polls call only landline phones .. while most Americans have ditched landlines and use mobile phones. Cellphone-only voters tend to be younger, more urban, and less white - all Democratic demographics.

Small point maybe, but a theory that gives Democrats a glimmer of hope.

Another thing - Republican favorability has tanked even lower than the Democrats, and the stronger the anti-incumbent, anti-congress sentiments, the more people punt and vote for the Libertarian, or Green candidate instead of the Republican.

Also, Mike Royko, a Chicago newspaper columnist, once changed Illinois politics by telling people to lie to the pollsters.

It will all come down to turnout. How many women, how many men .. and young voters, old voters, rich voters, working-class voters. How many Hispanics, blacks and whites. How many Independents ...

Democrats cling to the fact that voters will realize TARP money really is flowing back, that insurance companies are no longer able to cancel your insurance the moment you start using it, that 30 million more children have healthcare, that the economy is in fact expanding, and that, no matter what the Republicans say, Democrats have cut taxes and the deficit.

Despite getting major legislation through, Democrats sure have done an awful job at public relations. They haven't spent enough time blowing their own horn .. they've been playing defense the entire time.

Me? I think Democrats will hold the Senate, but lose a significant number of seats in the House.

You know, a little devil in me sort of hopes the Republicans sweep the election .. it would serve those loudmouths right. Because whoever wins office today will walk right into the mouth of the Washington, D.C. wood-chipper from hell.

Let them be chopped up by voters for not "fixing things" fast enough.

No matter which party takes the reins of power in January, the incoming members of Congress, be they Republicans, Democrats, Independents or Tea Party cracked nuts, are in for a heap o' trouble.

Ah well, we'll know whether it'll be a GOP knockout or a Democratic fantasy come true by tonight or tomorrow, won't we?

And tomorrow morning will be the start of Election 2012 ....

 

2010/11/1

Get up off your @$$ and vote .. seriously

@ 07:45 AM (31 months, 4 days ago)

 

I already did .. hot-footed it down to the Court House to early-vote last week .. no crowds, no muss, no fuss.

Taking off my Democrat hat -- No matter where you live, or what political party you side with, get out there and vote Tuesday. Remember all the people who have died to give us this right, this privilege, this honor.

Remember our fallen soldiers on distant battlefields, dying and shedding blood to preserve our freedom. Just about every one of us has at least one of these brave souls as an ancestor.

Remember our own women who were jailed for picketing the White House for the vote in 1917, beaten, kicked and choked by prison guards .. and force-fed when they refused to eat vermin infested food. Due to their sacrifice, women finally got the vote in 1920.

Remember people like Schwerner, Goodman and Chaney .. the three young civil rights workers who were beaten and murdered by the Ku Klux Klan in Mississippi because they were working to register scared black voters in 1964.

It's very easy to be blase about your right to vote and take a "whatever" kind of attitude .. but you shouldn't brush this great honor off so quickly.

In some countries people are literally dying to be able to cast a legitimate ballot and make a difference. Remember the purple fingers in Iraq? Remember the recent riots in Iran .. young people being shot dead in the streets by the police for protesting a crooked election?

A government by the people and for the people just can't work without the people .. like a car without an engine a democracy without voters is just a shell and has no power.

Vote because you can, if you don't you may one day wake up in a country where you can't. It can, and has, happened.

Don't think that "one vote doesn't make any difference" .. the reality is that every vote counts. Remember Florida in 2004? The Supreme Court ended up having to choose a president .. the right-leaning court chose a Republican.

Another reason to vote your party in .. the president selects the justices who sit on the Supreme Court.

Okay, putting my Democrat hat back on -- if you Dems are pissed because President Obama didn't do everything you wanted him to and need a reason to vote .. take a look at this one minute video put together by Steve Benen at Political Animal. It should convince anyone sitting on the edge, not sure if they should vote, to just .. Do It!

"Everyone Loses" .. great Ray Charles soundtrack .. if you like it pass it on:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DRkUU-qhjk

Elect Doug LaDouche!

@ 07:10 AM (31 months, 4 days ago)

 

Tired of all the dang political ads? Want a good giggle on this election eve? The Bob and Tom Show has been running satire ads for the past couple of weeks .. here's some La Douche quotes and couple of links to hear his voice for yourself:

"I hate political ads as much as you do. That's why I promise, once elected, you'll never hear from me again."

"My opponent brags about promoting "Family Values." I ask you: Who knows more about families? A man who has only been married ONCE...or me?"

"I'm for eliminating all taxes. The government should use its own money, not ours."

"I am doing some town-hall-type Q&A meetings. What questions do you have for me? I will answer ones that I know."

"If America is a free country, why am I paying so much in alimony?"

"I am against closing Borders. Where else would I buy my books, magazines and coffee every morning?"

Listen here and here.