http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/ Mostly politics, a few current events, a squirt of seltzer down yer pants .. a little blog for my rambles and rants. Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:07:03 +0000 http://bloghi.com/ http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/img_ch.hi?id=8369 http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/ http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/06/16/late-night-jokes-recap-june-16-2013.html http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/06/16/late-night-jokes-recap-june-16-2013.html#comments Sun, 16 Jun 2013 03:49:42 +0000 http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/06/16/late-night-jokes-recap-june-16-2013.html "The National Security Agency has been collecting the phone records of Verizon customers since April. That explains Verizon's new ad campaign: 'They can hear you now.'" Jimmy Fallon"The same conservatives who were all for the Patriot Act are... http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/06/16/late-night-jokes-recap-june-16-2013.html#comments http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/06/14/shoutout-from-tornado-alley.html http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/06/14/shoutout-from-tornado-alley.html#comments Fri, 14 Jun 2013 04:32:53 +0000 http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/06/14/shoutout-from-tornado-alley.html Yep, I made it through the May tornadoes unscathed .. am so sorry for the lives and homes lost .. have trouble speaking of the 200 dead horses ...And I'm tired of out-siders asking why we keep living in such a terrible, dangerous place.Risk is... http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/06/14/shoutout-from-tornado-alley.html#comments http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/05/18/umbrella-gate-when-it-rains-it-pours.html http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/05/18/umbrella-gate-when-it-rains-it-pours.html#comments Sat, 18 May 2013 04:31:30 +0000 http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/05/18/umbrella-gate-when-it-rains-it-pours.html A new bigger-than-Watergate scandal came up to end President Obama's fabulous week of Justice Department subpoenas, the IRS brouhaha, etc. .. at least Benghazi ran out of steam. The Republicans have found new fuel to throw on the scandal bonfire... http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/05/18/umbrella-gate-when-it-rains-it-pours.html#comments http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/05/16/scandal-fever-everybody-just-simmer-down-now.html http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/05/16/scandal-fever-everybody-just-simmer-down-now.html#comments Thu, 16 May 2013 17:10:48 +0000 http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/05/16/scandal-fever-everybody-just-simmer-down-now.html 　 I didn't want to comment on Benghazi/IRS/AP scandal fever until more facts were uncovered. Boy howdy, it sure looked bad .. what with Republicans doing the Chicken Dance and high-fivin' all over the place. I mean, Mitch McConnell... http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/05/16/scandal-fever-everybody-just-simmer-down-now.html#comments http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/05/11/c-mon-just-admit-it-romney-sucked-big-time.html http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/05/11/c-mon-just-admit-it-romney-sucked-big-time.html#comments Sat, 11 May 2013 06:06:24 +0000 http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/05/11/c-mon-just-admit-it-romney-sucked-big-time.html Dang sore-loser Teahadists. I'm so sick and dang tired of the racial animus shown by radical righties on the internet, talk radio and letters to the editor .. bitching that the only reason President Obama won is because he is black, or "the right... http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/05/11/c-mon-just-admit-it-romney-sucked-big-time.html#comments http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/05/08/you-know-how-the-tea-party-always-sez.html http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/05/08/you-know-how-the-tea-party-always-sez.html#comments Wed, 08 May 2013 08:59:02 +0000 http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/05/08/you-know-how-the-tea-party-always-sez.html You know how the Tea Party always sez ...that Obama's socialism is destroying this country? Well, if that's true, he must be doin' it wrong. Looky here: "Stocks closed out the week with a bang, with the Dow briefly topping 15,000 for the first... http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/05/08/you-know-how-the-tea-party-always-sez.html#comments http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/05/04/late-night-jokes-recap-5-4-12.html http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/05/04/late-night-jokes-recap-5-4-12.html#comments Sat, 04 May 2013 16:48:39 +0000 http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/05/04/late-night-jokes-recap-5-4-12.html "Washington Wizards center Jason Collins has become the first American athlete in a major team sport to come out as gay. Do you know what a breakthrough this is? Finally an NBA player who won't have any illegitimate kids." –Jay Leno"Mitt Romney... http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/05/04/late-night-jokes-recap-5-4-12.html#comments http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/05/04/bill-maher-jokes-recap-5-4-13.html http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/05/04/bill-maher-jokes-recap-5-4-13.html#comments Sat, 04 May 2013 16:41:14 +0000 http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/05/04/bill-maher-jokes-recap-5-4-13.html "They had a big opening of the Bush Library down in Texas. All five living presidents were there. It was a once in a lifetime event – a library in Texas." –Bill Maher"I kid Texas, but the last person in that state to get near a schoolbook was... http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/05/04/bill-maher-jokes-recap-5-4-13.html#comments http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/05/01/ain-t-enough-tin-foil-in-oklahoma.html http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/05/01/ain-t-enough-tin-foil-in-oklahoma.html#comments Wed, 01 May 2013 03:54:18 +0000 http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/05/01/ain-t-enough-tin-foil-in-oklahoma.html Ain't enough tin foil in Oklahoma...to make a hat thick enough for this fool. From The Hill: "Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK) claims the Obama administration "is buying up exceedingly high levels of ammunition in an attempt to limit the number of bullets... http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/05/01/ain-t-enough-tin-foil-in-oklahoma.html#comments http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/04/26/late-night-and-bill-maher-jokes-recap-4-26-13.html http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/04/26/late-night-and-bill-maher-jokes-recap-4-26-13.html#comments Fri, 26 Apr 2013 09:24:50 +0000 http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/04/26/late-night-and-bill-maher-jokes-recap-4-26-13.html "Down in Texas Thursday is the opening of the George Bush Presidential Library and Think Tank. I think he's in the shallow end." –Jay Leno "Former Congressman Anthony Weiner is back on Twitter. It's like giving Lindsay Lohan the keys to the mini... http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/04/26/late-night-and-bill-maher-jokes-recap-4-26-13.html#comments http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/04/20/boston-pahtied-hahd-last-night.html http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/04/20/boston-pahtied-hahd-last-night.html#comments Sat, 20 Apr 2013 09:06:07 +0000 http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/04/20/boston-pahtied-hahd-last-night.html Well, it's all over now .. and stubborn Boston won .. the attackers lost, they are dead and maimed, and caught within hours of their pictures being on TV (thank the public for that) .. their terrorist attack only made Boston stronger (as it did with... http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/04/20/boston-pahtied-hahd-last-night.html#comments http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/04/18/baby-if-you-ve-ever-wondered.html http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/04/18/baby-if-you-ve-ever-wondered.html#comments Thu, 18 Apr 2013 09:11:48 +0000 http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/04/18/baby-if-you-ve-ever-wondered.html ... wondered whatever became of me, I'm livin' on the air in Philadelphia ..Philadelphia, WPHT... ** Talkin' about Dick (and I mean that sincerely) Morris, ex-political consultant, who was kicked off Fox News Channel after he assured them that... http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/04/18/baby-if-you-ve-ever-wondered.html#comments http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/04/13/mad-about-mad-men.html http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/04/13/mad-about-mad-men.html#comments Sat, 13 Apr 2013 02:25:15 +0000 http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/04/13/mad-about-mad-men.html   Mad Men is my favorite TV pastime -- Mad is short for Madison Ave., the heart of NYCity's advertising industury. Takes place in the 60's - I love the show's attention to historical detail in news, music and fashions of the day. There's... http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/04/13/mad-about-mad-men.html#comments http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/04/06/late-night-jokes-recap-4-6-13.html http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/04/06/late-night-jokes-recap-4-6-13.html#comments Sat, 06 Apr 2013 04:21:06 +0000 http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/04/06/late-night-jokes-recap-4-6-13.html "The Associated Press, the largest newsgathering outlet in the world, will no longer use the term 'illegal immigrant.' That is out. They will now use the phrase 'undocumented Democrat.'" –Jay Leno"President Obama asked Congress for $100 million... http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/04/06/late-night-jokes-recap-4-6-13.html#comments http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/04/03/collection-plate-came-back-empty.html http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/04/03/collection-plate-came-back-empty.html#comments Wed, 03 Apr 2013 09:51:41 +0000 http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/04/03/collection-plate-came-back-empty.html I love it when radical righties attack each other. The Minneapolis Star Tribune runs a fascinating profile of Peter Waldron, the man behind some campaign finance inquiries that have given Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) "more bad publicity... http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/04/03/collection-plate-came-back-empty.html#comments http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/03/29/justice-kagan-s-gotcha-moments.html http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/03/29/justice-kagan-s-gotcha-moments.html#comments Fri, 29 Mar 2013 04:52:11 +0000 http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/03/29/justice-kagan-s-gotcha-moments.html The hearings before the Supreme Court on the subject of same-sex marriage unleashed two Justice Elena Kagan high-points: I love this little goodie from the first day of hearings: "At one point Justice Elena Kagan took on the argument that the... http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/03/29/justice-kagan-s-gotcha-moments.html#comments http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/03/28/late-night-jokes-round-up-3-28-13.html http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/03/28/late-night-jokes-round-up-3-28-13.html#comments Thu, 28 Mar 2013 07:40:10 +0000 http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/03/28/late-night-jokes-round-up-3-28-13.html "Have you been watching 'The Bible'? They have a character who plays Satan, and he looks a little bit like President Obama. And I thought, 'If President Obama was actually Satan, Republicans might be willing to deal with him.'" –David... http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/03/28/late-night-jokes-round-up-3-28-13.html#comments http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/03/27/great-american-conservative-predictions.html http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/03/27/great-american-conservative-predictions.html#comments Wed, 27 Mar 2013 04:49:16 +0000 http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/03/27/great-american-conservative-predictions.html Other great American conservative predictions: You can't free slaves or America will collase; You can't allow unionization or industry will collapse; You can't grant equal rights to women or society will collapse; You can't collect federal income... http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/03/27/great-american-conservative-predictions.html#comments http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/03/16/slip-hell-he-nailed-it.html http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/03/16/slip-hell-he-nailed-it.html#comments Sat, 16 Mar 2013 09:35:21 +0000 http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/03/16/slip-hell-he-nailed-it.html The Maddow Blog quotes Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI) -- "This to us is something that we're not going to give up on, because we're not going to give up on destroying the health care system for the American people." Rachel was kind in saying it was an... http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/03/16/slip-hell-he-nailed-it.html#comments http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/03/15/guns-don-t-kill-people-vaginas-do.html http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/03/15/guns-don-t-kill-people-vaginas-do.html#comments Fri, 15 Mar 2013 08:14:01 +0000 http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/03/15/guns-don-t-kill-people-vaginas-do.html My Guns Are Less Regulated Than My Uterus By Shannyn Moore [..]"well-regulated militia." ---The Second Amendment was written by men who ...used muskets. If you think it is your right or duty to overthrow the government at this point in time,... http://soonerbeblue.bloghi.com/2013/03/15/guns-don-t-kill-people-vaginas-do.html#comments